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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:15 am |
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A mugu replied to my insult mail sent to 500 lads?
Is this a fellow baiter???
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UR MAMA WAS PROPPER ASHAWO AT DEY SHORT TIME JOINTS IN FEGE-ONITSHA. I
KNO SHE DEY ASHAWO IN MOTEL BENIN PLAZA.
YOUR MOMMA DO CALLS ME ALL DAYS 00-44-20-881-993-84 AND I SPAMS IN
HER MOUTHS ALL DAYS!!! I IS GUY MAN!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
SHE NA PROSIDUDE FOR ABBA ROAD JUNCTON TIL 2004 N NOW ASHAWO FOR ALLEN
AVE. CLIFFORD ORJI DON FORK UR URGLY MAMA N SHE GIVE AM BELLE SHE BORN
U.
HOW FAR UR MAMA TOTO? SHE STILL DEY SMELL PASS PIG DON DIE FOR 5
YEARS? NA SMEL FROM UR MAMA TOTO MADE UR PAPA RAN OUT OF HUT N HANG
HIS SELF. NA B SO? HER TOTO DROWS LIKE OKRO SOUP SMEALLIN DAMN THING I
WOUNDER
HOW U COPE WIT ALL DE ODOUR FROM HER PUSSIE? DE SMELL OF UR MAMA TOTO
MAK U MAD MAN. ABEG MAK SURE DAT HER PUSY GET CLEANE COS IT STINK OP
ALL OF NAIJA.
I DON ATTACH A PICUTRE OF U MAMA AT WORK MUGU.. U MAMA TOTO SO NASTIE
MY DOG NO EVEN FIT TO FUK HER. PLS U WIRE UP HER TOTO U MUGU.
I DON VISIT OKIJA SHRINE N THIS DEY MY PRAYER FO U. MAY ALL OF UR
SISTAS BE ASHAWO LIKE UR MAMA..
NA UR MAMA STINKIN TOTO THUNDERBOLT GO FIR PIECES
U JUST A WORTLES TOUT U N SMALL TIME SCAM FRAUSTAR. U SO SMALL SMAL
EVEN EFCC DEY LAUGH AT U. U HAV NO LEVEL. U NO GET EVEN PENTIUM 1 FOR
HOUSE U DEY TAKE 48 HOURS TO REPLY ONE EMAIL U NO GET 10O NAIRA TO BUY
TIME FOR CAFÉ. U NEVER VISIT NA WESTARN UNION IN U HOLE LIFE. U NO
FIT 2 B DRAIN DUCK, LET ALONE GUY. IN BLAM U, BCOS U MOMA STINKIN
TOTO DON CREATE U. NA SMELL OF U MOMMA TOTO MUST HAV MAKE U CARZE IF U
THINK U CAN BE REAL GUY. UR WEY DEY UNDER BRIGE IN LAG
MY REGARD TO UR OSU FAMILY. NA DRUKARD IDIOT U CALL UR FARTHER NO BE
U FATHER.. OOOOO. CLIFFORD ORJI DON FORK UR URGLY MAMA N SHE GIVE AM
BELLE SHE BORN U. HER TOTO DROWS LIKE OKRO SOUP SMELLING DAMN THING I
WOUNDER HOW U COPE WIT ALL DE ODOUR FROM HER PUSSY. ABEG MAK SURE DAT
HER PUSY GET CLEANE COS IT STINK OP ALL OF NAIJA. U KNOW UR BROS GAY
HOMOSEXUAL AS WEL, BUT HE DEY DIEING WIT HIV. UR BASTERD SISTER DEY
ASHAWO IN MOTEL BENIN PLAZA. SHE DEY GIVE BLO JOB 4 1 NARIA, N SHE
LIKE SPAM IN HER MOUTH.
U CHOP DEY BOTTLE, MUMU? I DEY AXE MAN MODERFORKER, AYE, AYE. I GO
OGWUGWU AKPU SHRINE N SWEAR 4 U. GO EAT GOAT SHET. ODE BURUKU. DOG
LIKE U. U DON DIE NOW U NO GO FIT REACH WHER I DON REACH 4 LIFE OK!
I WILL ADVICE U TO JUMP INTO RIVER NIJA N DIE LIKE A FULL. .
YOU GO CALLS ME ANYTIMES AND I COME TO FUK YOURS MOTHERS AND SPAMS IN
YOU SISTER MOUTHS WILE YOUR IDIOLT FATHER FUKS A GOAT IN THE ASSHOL.
YOU MUGU FOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:30 am |
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I've definitely seen
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HER TOTO DROWS LIKE OKRO SOUP SMEALLIN DAMN THING |
before.
However rant saved for future dolla-chopping use |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:50 am |
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it is not a fellow baiter i think. it is a scammer who thinks you are a scammer |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:03 pm |
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It's quite possibly a baiter and I think I know who it is. It could also be a lad who has been insulted multiple times by one of our finest insult baiters and he saved up and condensed everything into one mail.
If the "lad" goes by , it's a baiter. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:07 pm |
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It's certainly not original; the U JUST A WORTLES TOUT line has been cracking me up for over a year now. |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:31 pm |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
It's quite possibly a baiter ... It could also be a lad ... |
i think that covers most of the possibilities
it seems too fluent to be a baiter, unless he copied it from a scammer. if that is what happened, i would be interested to know what is the modality, because i don't see why a baiter would want to do that |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:40 pm |
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Ohh... baiters occasionally go for insultbaiting.. It's just ASEM'ing a lad with a taunt and hoping you get some hilarious insulting back.
For this baiters just compile/reuse insults they've already got from other lads and then throw them back. |
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Oke: Todger club entry submission + (Co-bait with Albator) |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:56 pm |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:05 pm |
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Last night I just sent random insults to 300+ lads (feel really pissed because my favourite team lost the cup semi on penalties last night), and some actually come back trying to make contact.
You insult the heck out of them, and they send you "I'm interested, tell me more" or even "I'm sorry, I won't do it ever again". Quite strange, these lads!
I've recently started to try to talk them into stopping the scamming business. Not very successfully, I must admit.
Some lads reply "Return to sender" or some other re-insult, which is basically what I'm after in this case. Many don't reply at all, even more have had their (rather fresh) account closed already. (So, don't kill lads' mail accounts!) |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:27 pm |
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^^ This lad has combined a few different insult scripts. Most of the latter part was written by me at one time or another, and I know at least some of the first part was written by cpt419kicker well over a year ago.
Glad to see the lad was speding his cafe time in a productive manner |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
x12 X 2525 X 100s
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General419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 299
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:34 pm |
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CLIFFORD ORJI DON FORK UR URGLY MAMA |
What's this about Cliford Orji? He was a hitman lad we did a group bait on...
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HOW U COPE WIT ALL DE ODOUR FROM HER PUSSIE? DE SMELL OF UR MAMA TOTO
MAK U MAD MAN. ABEG MAK SURE DAT HER PUSY GET CLEANE COS IT STINK OP
ALL OF NAIJA. |
I love that paragraph...
I just stole parts of that email and sent it to some lads... wondering what response I'll get. |
_________________ x20 x1
George - "please stop calling me okay thanks."
Cliford - "YARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR TIME IS UP SO YOU WILL BE KIDNAP ANY TIME FROM NOW"
Mark - "I would lactate because I broke the law"
Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"
Get a shiny ORANGE name! Try clicking here! |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:14 pm |
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Clifford orji was one of Lagos' most infamous criminals. He lived under a bridge, and lured in people who should have known better before killing them and eating bits of them. His name has become a byword for distasteful, degraded violence, and his name is frequently invoked in curses and threats. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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atlanteana
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2009
Posts: 95
Location: where i am right now
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:26 pm |
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esq i am going to try something with my lad if and when he gets a bit pissed off with me as i hope he will do soon . could i copy some of that post and use it ? |
_________________ happiness lies at the end of the road |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:39 pm |
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You can find all kinds of nasty insults for your lads in this thread
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=118139&start=1325 |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
x12 X 2525 X 100s
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atlanteana
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2009
Posts: 95
Location: where i am right now
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm |
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thanks ! |
_________________ happiness lies at the end of the road |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:05 pm |
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Esq: That's happened to me too. I think one of the insult baiters got on Joe Wein's list a while back and I ASEM'd him an insult (and a rude picture ) by accident. The response I got back was hilarious. |
_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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Bombast
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Apr 2009
Posts: 186
Location: Mountain Time Zone (GMT -6)
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:05 am |
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YOUR MOMMA DO CALLS ME ALL DAYS AND I SPAMS IN
HER MOUTHS ALL DAYS!!! I IS GUY MAN!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
Hey, is that really HIS phone number? I think I'd forward that whole message for another mass insult bait...
Edit: Or maybe not... it's possible that might be the number for another baiter, or an ITP. But if it's really his number, he'd get a lot of angry calls... |
_________________ "How i wish i can get out of here today and get is head off."- Name withheld due to currently ongoing bait (Started by Becky; I just scored an easy death threat through a minor assist. Still, I'm proud of it)
Please note, I am a total newbie at this. Feel free to slap me down if I say something dumb.
- Still ongoing. Thanks, Becky and Corona, for letting me in on the fun! |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:55 am |
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@Bombast - I rang the number and it was answered by a woman. I asked if I could speak to Mike Jones and she passed me to an African sounding man who said that he was Mike Jones.
We had a nice conversation about the money that he owes for the gay porn DVDs that he purchased.
I'd say it was a scammer, why else would he answer to a random name. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
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Bombast
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Apr 2009
Posts: 186
Location: Mountain Time Zone (GMT -6)
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:04 am |
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Nice! Thanks, B8er!
I think you know what you have to do, Esq.
Edit: Honestly, you don't have to. But it could be really funny... |
_________________ "How i wish i can get out of here today and get is head off."- Name withheld due to currently ongoing bait (Started by Becky; I just scored an easy death threat through a minor assist. Still, I'm proud of it)
Please note, I am a total newbie at this. Feel free to slap me down if I say something dumb.
- Still ongoing. Thanks, Becky and Corona, for letting me in on the fun! |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:38 am |
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A lad may have sent it but he sure as hell didn't write it. It's too well written and far too much effort was put into it for it to have come from a lad.
That is a baiter insult if I ever saw one before. I am also pretty sure which baiter invented it too. The king of insults who shall remain nameless unless he wants to step forward himself |
_________________
8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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