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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:15 am

A mugu replied to my insult mail sent to 500 lads?

Is this a fellow baiter???

Quote:

UR MAMA WAS PROPPER ASHAWO AT DEY SHORT TIME JOINTS IN FEGE-ONITSHA. I
KNO SHE DEY ASHAWO IN MOTEL BENIN PLAZA.

YOUR MOMMA DO CALLS ME ALL DAYS 00-44-20-881-993-84 AND I SPAMS IN
HER MOUTHS ALL DAYS!!! I IS GUY MAN!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

SHE NA PROSIDUDE FOR ABBA ROAD JUNCTON TIL 2004 N NOW ASHAWO FOR ALLEN
AVE. CLIFFORD ORJI DON FORK UR URGLY MAMA N SHE GIVE AM BELLE SHE BORN
U.

HOW FAR UR MAMA TOTO? SHE STILL DEY SMELL PASS PIG DON DIE FOR 5
YEARS? NA SMEL FROM UR MAMA TOTO MADE UR PAPA RAN OUT OF HUT N HANG
HIS SELF. NA B SO? HER TOTO DROWS LIKE OKRO SOUP SMEALLIN DAMN THING I
WOUNDER

HOW U COPE WIT ALL DE ODOUR FROM HER PUSSIE? DE SMELL OF UR MAMA TOTO
MAK U MAD MAN. ABEG MAK SURE DAT HER PUSY GET CLEANE COS IT STINK OP
ALL OF NAIJA.

I DON ATTACH A PICUTRE OF U MAMA AT WORK MUGU.. U MAMA TOTO SO NASTIE
MY DOG NO EVEN FIT TO FUK HER. PLS U WIRE UP HER TOTO U MUGU.

I DON VISIT OKIJA SHRINE N THIS DEY MY PRAYER FO U. MAY ALL OF UR
SISTAS BE ASHAWO LIKE UR MAMA..

NA UR MAMA STINKIN TOTO THUNDERBOLT GO FIR PIECES

U JUST A WORTLES TOUT U N SMALL TIME SCAM FRAUSTAR. U SO SMALL SMAL
EVEN EFCC DEY LAUGH AT U. U HAV NO LEVEL. U NO GET EVEN PENTIUM 1 FOR
HOUSE U DEY TAKE 48 HOURS TO REPLY ONE EMAIL U NO GET 10O NAIRA TO BUY
TIME FOR CAFÉ. U NEVER VISIT NA WESTARN UNION IN U HOLE LIFE. U NO
FIT 2 B DRAIN DUCK, LET ALONE GUY. IN BLAM U, BCOS U MOMA STINKIN
TOTO DON CREATE U. NA SMELL OF U MOMMA TOTO MUST HAV MAKE U CARZE IF U
THINK U CAN BE REAL GUY. UR WEY DEY UNDER BRIGE IN LAG

MY REGARD TO UR OSU FAMILY. NA DRUKARD IDIOT U CALL UR FARTHER NO BE
U FATHER.. OOOOO. CLIFFORD ORJI DON FORK UR URGLY MAMA N SHE GIVE AM
BELLE SHE BORN U. HER TOTO DROWS LIKE OKRO SOUP SMELLING DAMN THING I
WOUNDER HOW U COPE WIT ALL DE ODOUR FROM HER PUSSY. ABEG MAK SURE DAT
HER PUSY GET CLEANE COS IT STINK OP ALL OF NAIJA. U KNOW UR BROS GAY
HOMOSEXUAL AS WEL, BUT HE DEY DIEING WIT HIV. UR BASTERD SISTER DEY
ASHAWO IN MOTEL BENIN PLAZA. SHE DEY GIVE BLO JOB 4 1 NARIA, N SHE
LIKE SPAM IN HER MOUTH.

U CHOP DEY BOTTLE, MUMU? I DEY AXE MAN MODERFORKER, AYE, AYE. I GO
OGWUGWU AKPU SHRINE N SWEAR 4 U. GO EAT GOAT SHET. ODE BURUKU. DOG
LIKE U. U DON DIE NOW U NO GO FIT REACH WHER I DON REACH 4 LIFE OK!
I WILL ADVICE U TO JUMP INTO RIVER NIJA N DIE LIKE A FULL. .

YOU GO CALLS ME ANYTIMES AND I COME TO FUK YOURS MOTHERS AND SPAMS IN
YOU SISTER MOUTHS WILE YOUR IDIOLT FATHER FUKS A GOAT IN THE ASSHOL.
YOU MUGU FOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:30 am

I've definitely seen

Quote:

HER TOTO DROWS LIKE OKRO SOUP SMEALLIN DAMN THING

before.

However rant saved for future dolla-chopping use Smile

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:50 am

it is not a fellow baiter i think. it is a scammer who thinks you are a scammer

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:03 pm

It's quite possibly a baiter and I think I know who it is. It could also be a lad who has been insulted multiple times by one of our finest insult baiters and he saved up and condensed everything into one mail.

If the "lad" goes by , it's a baiter.

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:07 pm

It's certainly not original; the U JUST A WORTLES TOUT line has been cracking me up for over a year now.

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:31 pm

sir scam alot wrote:

It's quite possibly a baiter ... It could also be a lad ...

i think that covers most of the possibilities Wink

it seems too fluent to be a baiter, unless he copied it from a scammer. if that is what happened, i would be interested to know what is the modality, because i don't see why a baiter would want to do that

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:40 pm

Ohh... baiters occasionally go for insultbaiting.. It's just ASEM'ing a lad with a taunt and hoping you get some hilarious insulting back.

For this baiters just compile/reuse insults they've already got from other lads and then throw them back.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Googling this part of the text:

Quote:

SHE NA PROSIDUDE FOR ABBA ROAD JUNCTON TIL 2004 N NOW ASHAWO FOR ALLEN

Shows it on these posts:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1272011#1272011

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1258215#1258215

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Last night I just sent random insults to 300+ lads (feel really pissed because my favourite team lost the cup semi on penalties last night), and some actually come back trying to make contact.

You insult the heck out of them, and they send you "I'm interested, tell me more" or even "I'm sorry, I won't do it ever again". Quite strange, these lads!

I've recently started to try to talk them into stopping the scamming business. Not very successfully, I must admit.

Some lads reply "Return to sender" or some other re-insult, which is basically what I'm after in this case. Many don't reply at all, even more have had their (rather fresh) account closed already. (So, don't kill lads' mail accounts!)

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

^^ This lad has combined a few different insult scripts. Most of the latter part was written by me at one time or another, and I know at least some of the first part was written by cpt419kicker well over a year ago.

Laughing

Glad to see the lad was speding his cafe time in a productive manner

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

Quote:

CLIFFORD ORJI DON FORK UR URGLY MAMA

What's this about Cliford Orji? He was a hitman lad we did a group bait on...

Quote:

HOW U COPE WIT ALL DE ODOUR FROM HER PUSSIE? DE SMELL OF UR MAMA TOTO
MAK U MAD MAN. ABEG MAK SURE DAT HER PUSY GET CLEANE COS IT STINK OP
ALL OF NAIJA.

I love that paragraph...

I just stole parts of that email and sent it to some lads... wondering what response I'll get. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:14 pm

Clifford orji was one of Lagos' most infamous criminals. He lived under a bridge, and lured in people who should have known better before killing them and eating bits of them. His name has become a byword for distasteful, degraded violence, and his name is frequently invoked in curses and threats.

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:26 pm

esq i am going to try something with my lad if and when he gets a bit pissed off with me as i hope he will do soon . could i copy some of that post and use it ?

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

You can find all kinds of nasty insults for your lads in this thread

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=118139&start=1325

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm

thanks !

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:05 pm

Esq: That's happened to me too. I think one of the insult baiters got on Joe Wein's list a while back and I ASEM'd him an insult (and a rude picture Embarassed

) by accident. The response I got back was hilarious.

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:05 am

Quote:

YOUR MOMMA DO CALLS ME ALL DAYS AND I SPAMS IN
HER MOUTHS ALL DAYS!!! I IS GUY MAN!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Hey, is that really HIS phone number? I think I'd forward that whole message for another mass insult bait... Laughing

Edit: Or maybe not... it's possible that might be the number for another baiter, or an ITP. But if it's really his number, he'd get a lot of angry calls...

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:55 am

@Bombast - I rang the number and it was answered by a woman. I asked if I could speak to Mike Jones and she passed me to an African sounding man who said that he was Mike Jones.

We had a nice conversation about the money that he owes for the gay porn DVDs that he purchased.

I'd say it was a scammer, why else would he answer to a random name.

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:04 am

Nice! Thanks, B8er!

I think you know what you have to do, Esq. Laughing

Edit: Honestly, you don't have to. But it could be really funny...

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:38 am

A lad may have sent it but he sure as hell didn't write it. It's too well written and far too much effort was put into it for it to have come from a lad.

That is a baiter insult if I ever saw one before. I am also pretty sure which baiter invented it too. The king of insults who shall remain nameless unless he wants to step forward himself Very Happy