It's worse than that, he's dead Jim!

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

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We are writing to know if it's true that you are DEAD? Because we received a notification from one MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving him the right to claim your funds. He stated you died on a CAR accident.

He has been calling us regarding this issue, but we cannot proceed with him until we confirm this by not hearing from you after 7days. Be advised that we have made all arrangements for you to receive your funds without stress, and without no request of a single cent because all charges shall be deducted from your funds.

All we need to confirm now is your been DEAD Or still Alive. Because this MAN's message brought shock to our minds. And we just can't proceed with him until we confirm if this is a reality OR not.

But if happened we did not hear from you again after 7days, then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE"

May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now.

We wish to serve you better.

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:29 pm

lol. use two baiter accounts and reply.

Out of one say "yes I am dead, can you help me send him the money"

and out of the other say you're still very much alive.

I'll bet he promises to help your dead character (for a fee of course).

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:29 pm

Wait eight days and then reply screaming that you are not dead. Very Happy

I believe this format has been shown here sometime earlier already, the lad was then baited as a ghost I believe... (or that was the idea anyway).

You could also bait him and then have your character die in a car accident anyway (ooh, the irony)

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:13 pm

Find a suitably 'ghosty' pic and write 'Help Me' on it.

It's a shame you can't use something to enable you to haunt his computer. Or maybe you can.

You can send an audio file on the back of a JPEG (I think). Record an echoy voice saying 'Heeeeeelp Meeeeeee (insert lad name)'

Mention Voodoo/Witch Doctor and you should be onto a winner!

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:19 pm

I've successfully baited as a dead person. The lads have all kinds of questions about the afterlife. I guess it's possible to look ethereal in text;

....ju st p u t a l o t o f ......................... s pa c es in y o u r ...........m ess a ges

some lads actually buy it. One got weirded out when I started talking zombie-talk and hankering after fresh .... b r a i n s .... Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:06 pm

i heard that the lads are into witchcraft, voodoo things like that, so bait him from beyond the grave Smile

but seriously, i suppose that the lad thinks a victim would focus on "we have made all arrangements for you to receive your funds without stress" rather than the premature news of his/her demise. it is certainly attention grabbing though!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:30 am

That's quite a bit of pressure to put on a dead guy, answering emails. I once had a lad going on one like this, and told him I wasn't sure, and I would have to check with my doctor. Turned out I had brainwaves, but my heart was not beating. I thought it was awfully quiet at night, when I slept. The doctor didn't know how I got like that. I needed more tests. Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:22 am

Yes, I baited as a dead guy for a while, communicating through a spirit medium. Unfortunately the lad's email got shut down after a couple of exchanges and he never wrote back.

Shame, I rather enjoyed playing a ghost. Nearly as much fun as playing a dragon Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:22 pm

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but seriously, i suppose that the lad thinks a victim would focus on "we have made all arrangements for you to receive your funds without stress"

The response they are hoping for is something along the lines of "oh, no--the money must be real or someone wouldn't be trying to claim that I am dead. I must drop everything, prove that I am alive, and get my money before that imposter steals it from me!"

But maybe MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO needs to die for his attempt to steal from you...it might be fun to demand his info so that you can send a hitlad after him.

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:06 pm

I once had a pretty hilarious conversation with a scammer for about 30 minutes whilst trying to convince him I was dead... He didn't believe me but then again, I didn't believe him Very Happy

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 80

Now that's pretty cool, one day I need to try the 'dead guy' angle... "it's great! I don't pay taxes but I can't pick up chicks cause I stink all the time...."

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:38 pm

See the film Truly Madly Deeply for lots of dead people modality ideas Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:31 pm

another dead person modality, from hitchhiker's guide...

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Hotblack Desiato spent a year dead "for tax reasons", though he is still psychically alive (He is described in the book as being connected to a "death support system" and communicates only by supernatural means).

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

I'm trying to spin an inquiry of my deadness into an appeal to them to lift the z0mbie curse from me.

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