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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:45 pm |
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I've got a lad that really seems to take the verbal abuse quite nicely and I'd like to try to really piss him off. I know calling them goat fuckers get their blood pressure up and he really put forth a few long paragraphs that basically say that I've not really been truthful and I should send the funds through WU cause they had no proof that the bank to bank transfer didn't happen.
I'm basically looking for the adjectives that'll really get him seeing red while I explain that it's all his fault that I'm ending the business transaction.
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:49 pm |
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"COMMON STREET THAWT VERGABON" springs to mind, I believe that it's Yastreb's but I have no idea what it means...
ETA: Although it would translate rather nicely to COMMON STREET <THAWT> VAGABOND where <THAWT> might me thug (or something else...) really, I'm just guessing. |
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CollateralDamage
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 175
Location: Beside the Fire - reading
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:15 pm |
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Lads are all homophobic so being called a homosensual or similar works well.
Also being told that they have intimate relations with deceased brown dogs seems to get their blood pressure a point or two higher.
Telling them that when they die their highly odorous body will be left to be eaten by the stray dogs seems to annoy them somewhat.
SMALL SMALL BOI is really good - doesn't sound bad but in lad-lad it's a serious insult.
Insulting their mother and/or sisters is also good as they seem to be highly protective. |
_________________ i know that you are a bid fool as you use to fool your devil church member go and find a goat and sleep with istead of westing and other person time
i dont have time for you u most be a basted from your mother and your father must be a big dog but all i will let u know is that may u go and die like a lizard as i don't want u to skeak with me any more if u reply this message that means your father and mother including all your family is a dog and goat.
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bbbbbbbbbbbbbb mr lizard pastor - Mrs Williams
GO THE HELL AND TELL MAX PAYNE TO PUT A PENGUIN UP HAS ASS SHIT HEAD - Bob Manlee
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CD - 4
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:16 pm |
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I'm assuming you're looking to insult him as a victim and not another lad so some of the choicest Pidgen and Igbo insults wouldn't be appropriate under the circumstances. What I've found to be effective is to use things that sting but which are seemingly innocuous. For example, they hate being called "smallboi" by other lads. So as a maga I often say things like "why are you acting like a small boy? Be a man and treat this business seriously."
They are also quite sensitive about their masculinity (one reason why I love baiting as a woman -- it makes them insane when they have to deal with a bitch from hell). Any allegation of homosexuality will really piss them off. You can bring it up casually, it doesn't have to be hurled as an insult. Just a simple, honest, benign question like "how long have you and your boyfriend been a couple?" Or "gee, I didn't realize that you and the lawyer were lovers. Now I can understand why you did some of the things you did, but really, you should keep your private sex life separate from our business."
Subtle but stinging. I've had lads write entire treatises denying they're gay. I simply ignore it all and keep tossing out idle references about it. "So you're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Edit -- that's funny, Collateral Damage hit the same points while I was typing. Beat me by a minute! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:26 pm |
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Selected highlights from the Lad MoP referenced:
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YOU AE NOT ONLY IRRESPONSIBLE, RUDE, UNREASONABLE BUT ALSO A PURE STAGNANT ILLETRATE.
YOU ARE A COMMON STREET THAWTH VERGABON.
YOU MUST BE ASHAMED OF YOUR STUPID DEAD LIVING CORPSE...
THAT EVIL WORKING IN YOU COULD NOT ALLOW YOU REASON WITH YOUR COMMON SENSE BUT RATHER KEPT KILLING YOU EVERY DAY.
YOU ARE A STUPID NICAMPO AND SUPPOSED TO GO AND HANG YOUR SELF |
I think it was decided that "THAWTH" was supposed to be "THIEF".
On the other hand, for basic victim ranting, this is Cammy, who tends to be unrestrained (apologies in advance):
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What's the matter, rent-boy, can't handle the truth? You wouldn't want to see my c*nt anyway - you wouldn't know what to do with it. You go for buttholes of boys and goats, when they let you, and you can get it up. Anyone who f*cks your ass is going where a thousand have gone before. It must be slacker than your little boy dick. |
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Go buttf*ck a goat and lick out its ass afterwards, you slimy little creep. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:45 pm |
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I'm assuming you're looking to insult him as a victim and not another lad so some of the choicest Pidgen and Igbo insults wouldn't be appropriate under the circumstances. |
Exactly what I'm looking for, which is why I didn't try to filter out the mass insult thread.
Great ideas so far! Thanks a lot! I'll be responding to him until he goes away, cause this guy is done. But I'll keep insulting him along the way if he keeps responding. It looks like he will too cause he's still asking for the transfer even though I told him in about 3 insulting emails that it's all his fault, he's incompetent and our business is OVER! If he continues to respond I'll post up our exchange, or maybe I will anyway when it's finally over for real. |
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IF YOU MEET THIS MAN ON GROUND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RAIN ABUSES ON HIM...I WOULD ADVICE YOU READ AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND HIS E-MAILS VERY WELL BEFORE YOU START INSULTING HIS PERSONALITY. - Rev. Niklas
Thank you for your Undiluted Assictance and we hope to have a Lasting business relationship with you. - Hou Weijun
YOU ARE A F***ING BASTERD!!! - [Account reported] Dr. John E. Telex/Foreign Remitance Department
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:49 pm |
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It's often the case that the simplest is the best, and they respond well to just being called 'mugu'. You may notice that whenever a baiter succeeds in getting a lovely phone rant from a lad, the voice pitch tends to go up several octaves after he's called a 'mugu'. Even 'big fool' seems to hit a nerve.
It doesn't take much. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:21 am |
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Accusing them of being a scammer can start to raise their blood pressure. Think like a victim, not a baiter. I'll bet calling them a "common street beggar" would create some interesting conversations.
Most lads have heard of the IRS, so I would use that as an insult too. ("You are a bigger thief than the IRS, you don't work for your money either, you just wait in ambush for a victim...") |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:55 am |
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I've gotten in good pissing matches with lads over who was a better Christian, and called down the Holy Ghost Fire on them and so on. That's why I'm located in "go to hellfire go to hellfire go to hellfire go to hellfire..." They also don't seem to like being called illiterate or jobless.
@yastreb: You NICAMPO! In that classic rant I think THAWTH was supposed to be TOUT, as in street swindler. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:08 am |
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Thief? Tout? Either way the Lad botched it up for our amusement. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:52 am |
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I found out calling a lad a "fat lazy goat" really pissed them off, and they didn't think twice about it coming from a victim.
A simple "liar" produced "a young lady should not insult a man like that" - he was pretty pissed...so after I was done with him, whenever he tried to contact me I just responded "LIAR" and he'd go away again for a week or so...
Calling them "lazy" seems to be a nice dig...
Calling them a "scammer" seems to get them going too...
Just some simple things that a non-scammer might call a scammer... |
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x2 Lagos - Cont. Benin, Lagos - Benin city - "i wasted my time and my money" - collins (w/OD)
x2 Lagos to Benin city - kelvin (thanks again OD !!!) ongoing bait
spent a night in jail for "wondering aimlessly"in benin city - Kelvin
"that i might be talking with an antichrist" - Kelvin
"thanks for all your effort witch never prove positive" - kelvin over m7cn s3cur3
"is hard ok i can not sleep becouse of it" - due to m7cn s3cur3 - Kelvin
"i even had a sleepless night because of it" - 2nd lad, m7cn again
"i cant go through the stress overnight again" - 3rd lad from M7CN |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:58 am |
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Tell him you are convinced he sits at his computer wearing only a "WOMAN PANT AND BRA!"
*Edit to add* Calling them a "LOAFER" usually gets a fruity response.
Accusing ladettes with trunk loads of daddies cash in a security co of being spoilt princesses is good too. |
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:41 pm |
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I once told a lad to go watch his sister f**k the family dog. That resulted in a pretty good rant. |
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There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
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CollateralDamage
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 175
Location: Beside the Fire - reading
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:03 am |
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What also get them ranting is to reply like a typical victim for at least 6 or so emails and then out of the blue come out with your best insult in pure laddish.
Makes 'em think that another lad has been wasting their time and they usually let fly something fierce. Some of their suggestions are anatomically impossible for any normal human. |
_________________ i know that you are a bid fool as you use to fool your devil church member go and find a goat and sleep with istead of westing and other person time
i dont have time for you u most be a basted from your mother and your father must be a big dog but all i will let u know is that may u go and die like a lizard as i don't want u to skeak with me any more if u reply this message that means your father and mother including all your family is a dog and goat.
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bbbbbbbbbbbbbb mr lizard pastor - Mrs Williams
GO THE HELL AND TELL MAX PAYNE TO PUT A PENGUIN UP HAS ASS SHIT HEAD - Bob Manlee
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CD - 4
Lad - 0 |
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