I need some really abusive lad names...

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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:45 pm

I've got a lad that really seems to take the verbal abuse quite nicely and I'd like to try to really piss him off. I know calling them goat fuckers get their blood pressure up and he really put forth a few long paragraphs that basically say that I've not really been truthful and I should send the funds through WU cause they had no proof that the bank to bank transfer didn't happen. Twisted Evil

I'm basically looking for the adjectives that'll really get him seeing red while I explain that it's all his fault that I'm ending the business transaction. Laughing

Thanks!

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:49 pm

"COMMON STREET THAWT VERGABON" springs to mind, I believe that it's Yastreb's but I have no idea what it means...
ETA: Although it would translate rather nicely to COMMON STREET <THAWT> VAGABOND where <THAWT> might me thug (or something else...) really, I'm just guessing.

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:15 pm

Lads are all homophobic so being called a homosensual or similar works well.
Also being told that they have intimate relations with deceased brown dogs seems to get their blood pressure a point or two higher.

Telling them that when they die their highly odorous body will be left to be eaten by the stray dogs seems to annoy them somewhat.

SMALL SMALL BOI is really good - doesn't sound bad but in lad-lad it's a serious insult.

Insulting their mother and/or sisters is also good as they seem to be highly protective.

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:16 pm

I'm assuming you're looking to insult him as a victim and not another lad so some of the choicest Pidgen and Igbo insults wouldn't be appropriate under the circumstances. What I've found to be effective is to use things that sting but which are seemingly innocuous. For example, they hate being called "smallboi" by other lads. So as a maga I often say things like "why are you acting like a small boy? Be a man and treat this business seriously."

They are also quite sensitive about their masculinity (one reason why I love baiting as a woman -- it makes them insane when they have to deal with a bitch from hell). Any allegation of homosexuality will really piss them off. You can bring it up casually, it doesn't have to be hurled as an insult. Just a simple, honest, benign question like "how long have you and your boyfriend been a couple?" Or "gee, I didn't realize that you and the lawyer were lovers. Now I can understand why you did some of the things you did, but really, you should keep your private sex life separate from our business."

Subtle but stinging. I've had lads write entire treatises denying they're gay. I simply ignore it all and keep tossing out idle references about it. "So you're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that." Wink

Edit -- that's funny, Collateral Damage hit the same points while I was typing. Beat me by a minute! Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:26 pm

Selected highlights from the Lad MoP referenced:

Quote:

YOU AE NOT ONLY IRRESPONSIBLE, RUDE, UNREASONABLE BUT ALSO A PURE STAGNANT ILLETRATE.

YOU ARE A COMMON STREET THAWTH VERGABON.

YOU MUST BE ASHAMED OF YOUR STUPID DEAD LIVING CORPSE...

THAT EVIL WORKING IN YOU COULD NOT ALLOW YOU REASON WITH YOUR COMMON SENSE BUT RATHER KEPT KILLING YOU EVERY DAY.

YOU ARE A STUPID NICAMPO AND SUPPOSED TO GO AND HANG YOUR SELF

I think it was decided that "THAWTH" was supposed to be "THIEF".

On the other hand, for basic victim ranting, this is Cammy, who tends to be unrestrained (apologies in advance):

Quote:

What's the matter, rent-boy, can't handle the truth? You wouldn't want to see my c*nt anyway - you wouldn't know what to do with it. You go for buttholes of boys and goats, when they let you, and you can get it up. Anyone who f*cks your ass is going where a thousand have gone before. It must be slacker than your little boy dick.

Quote:

Go buttf*ck a goat and lick out its ass afterwards, you slimy little creep.

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:45 pm

Quote:

I'm assuming you're looking to insult him as a victim and not another lad so some of the choicest Pidgen and Igbo insults wouldn't be appropriate under the circumstances.

Exactly what I'm looking for, which is why I didn't try to filter out the mass insult thread.

Great ideas so far! Thanks a lot! I'll be responding to him until he goes away, cause this guy is done. But I'll keep insulting him along the way if he keeps responding. It looks like he will too cause he's still asking for the transfer even though I told him in about 3 insulting emails that it's all his fault, he's incompetent and our business is OVER! If he continues to respond I'll post up our exchange, or maybe I will anyway when it's finally over for real.

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:49 pm

It's often the case that the simplest is the best, and they respond well to just being called 'mugu'. You may notice that whenever a baiter succeeds in getting a lovely phone rant from a lad, the voice pitch tends to go up several octaves after he's called a 'mugu'. Even 'big fool' seems to hit a nerve.

It doesn't take much.

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:21 am

Accusing them of being a scammer can start to raise their blood pressure. Think like a victim, not a baiter. I'll bet calling them a "common street beggar" would create some interesting conversations.

Most lads have heard of the IRS, so I would use that as an insult too. ("You are a bigger thief than the IRS, you don't work for your money either, you just wait in ambush for a victim...")

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:55 am

I've gotten in good pissing matches with lads over who was a better Christian, and called down the Holy Ghost Fire on them and so on. That's why I'm located in "go to hellfire go to hellfire go to hellfire go to hellfire..." They also don't seem to like being called illiterate or jobless.

@yastreb: You NICAMPO! In that classic rant I think THAWTH was supposed to be TOUT, as in street swindler.

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:08 am

Thief? Tout? Either way the Lad botched it up for our amusement.

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:52 am

I found out calling a lad a "fat lazy goat" really pissed them off, and they didn't think twice about it coming from a victim.

A simple "liar" produced "a young lady should not insult a man like that" - he was pretty pissed...so after I was done with him, whenever he tried to contact me I just responded "LIAR" and he'd go away again for a week or so...

Calling them "lazy" seems to be a nice dig...

Calling them a "scammer" seems to get them going too...

Just some simple things that a non-scammer might call a scammer...

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:58 am

Tell him you are convinced he sits at his computer wearing only a "WOMAN PANT AND BRA!"

*Edit to add* Calling them a "LOAFER" usually gets a fruity response.

Accusing ladettes with trunk loads of daddies cash in a security co of being spoilt princesses is good too.

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:41 pm

I once told a lad to go watch his sister f**k the family dog. That resulted in a pretty good rant. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:03 am

What also get them ranting is to reply like a typical victim for at least 6 or so emails and then out of the blue come out with your best insult in pure laddish.

Makes 'em think that another lad has been wasting their time and they usually let fly something fierce. Some of their suggestions are anatomically impossible for any normal human.

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