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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:41 pm |
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Help! my first time being an oga!
I'm about to supply a format and some maga to the boi my bank manager managed to become the Oga of. Unfortunately, the bank manager is attending to a family emergency, so his second-in-command (who's very conversant with his dealings with bois) will manage him instead.
My plan is, have a dozen or so people bait him straight, until it comes to payment time at which point the second-in-command will chop all the dolla.
After this, I plan on switching the guy into a WIMP modality instead, and see if he'll travel. If he won't, I'll dispose of him in the Prudential bank that we're familiar with.
I'm trying to get him to believe these are 100% risky free maga who are guaranteed to pay. So, you've been 'introduced' by "Alan". Please sent a note to [addy removed - we probably have enough] saying something to the effect that you were told by Alan that there's a deal you'd be interested in participating in.
When there are enough responses in there, I'll edit and delete the email address. Can you also PM me if you reply so that I know who's who
thanks!
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_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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Mjwoody
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2008
Posts: 267
Location: L0wer Ungt0n, UK
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:19 pm |
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I'm in, I just e-mailed your lad
Name: Hu9h J4zz
I'll let you know when he bites, if he bites. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:40 pm |
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I'm interested, but could you post his initial format? Thanks and remain bless. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:25 pm |
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his initial format is going to be close to the gold dust format in the surplus, with some modifications I made.
I've left him a little easter egg in the drafts of the yahoo account I set up for him, containing an extra little format - something about ninjas so I'll be curious if that ends up getting sent to anyone.
I'd like to hand him the account with maga _asking_ for him to take their money. |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:29 pm |
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Ah sorry I'm a bit slow today. Introductory message and PM sent. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:44 am |
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I'm in. |
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Mr. Kruse
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2009
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Location: Playing reindeer games
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:53 am |
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I'm in. I sent my hook to him. I'll let you know if he is game. |
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AL1VE
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 445
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:09 am |
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Sent an email to the lad |
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Shyguy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 72
Location: UK
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:07 am |
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Im in pm sent |
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".We here in the United States are really having a hard time here because of this case"
"I still do not understand what you said went wrong while trying to make payment"
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:33 am |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:20 pm |
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:14 pm |
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okie doke. Thanks for all the offers of help so far, you all rock!
I've sent the boi his offer of employment from Alan. I suppose, in case he asks, you all know him as <-not a typo He's the second-in command of the mysterious that none of you have met but that owns the investment bank you all do business with.
Expect some weird crap from him. Basically, I'm going to give him his first format, then forget about him for a while. So getting him off-script will be ridiculously easy, since he won't have one
I mentioned that there's another script sitting in the drafts folder. I expect him to become intelligent and decide to use that. As soon as you start seeing anything about ninjas, let me know. I won't spoil the surprise, though, I had fun with that one
Let me know if he tries to get you to a different email account, and when it comes time for the chop
Hopefully you'll be hearing from him tomorrow... and in the meantime, it's not too late for anyone else to jump in if they want to. I'll leave the address there for a while, and just tell him I was waiting for some calls back from others.
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_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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manbiteslion
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Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:13 pm |
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Excellent! Bruckner, do remember not to over-plan though, these things can twist and turn in ways you'll never imagine! |
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:49 pm |
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oh, but I hope they do twist and turn, as long as he's still on the hook.
I've got 10 different safaris planned for him in my head. Even before I've given him the password to the box
By the way, it's a good thing he didn't have the password, since someone who shall remain nameless sent a note to it with a subject line "Re: you've been sent to my mugu". Doh!
I should probably tell y'all that this one isn't the brightest. He's still on the hook with one of my other characters despite the fact that I screwed up and flipped the email addresses around on . he _is_ blindly in love with her though |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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Mjwoody
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2008
Posts: 267
Location: L0wer Ungt0n, UK
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Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:14 pm |
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Nothin yet, not a word
What gives? |
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"IMBECILE LIKE YOU. SEE AS YOU BLACK LIKE CHARCOAL AND YOUR MOUTH LIKE WOMAN TOTO WEY COME DEY OPEN DEY TALK RUBBISH" - Jahmil Ahmed |
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:07 am |
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he's a little slow to respond after the weekend, and doesn't have the account password yet.
This particular lad varies between responding so fast as to make you sh8t yourself and think he must be in the same room, to going up to a week between replies. |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:22 am |
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ok. I'm going to ASEM the account and password to the lad. let's see if that gets him off his sorry ass. I hate to see baiters lined up to give him hell, and he not even try
Edit:
If he's just looking to harvest the addresses and try to run his usual crap, he'll contact you with claiming to be stuck at customs (or as he likes to say, custom) in Ghana with a box, and he left his sister with the box.
Please let me know if he hits you this way instead. He might also use .
Sorry to get you all lined up then fizzle into disappointment. Hopefully this works instead. |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:13 pm |
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Well, that woke him up.
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WHERE ARE YOU AND GIVE YOUR MOBILE NUMBER TO ME SO THAT WE CAN TALK OK |
to which I replied:
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UK, +44 197O379O24.
I'm in meetings all day today, and I'll be attending a function this evening. Call if you like, but it's unlikely that I'll be answering my phone. Email is fine, I can just reply to you from my Blackberry device.
Have you sent the format to the contacts? I have confirmed the 12th, so there are now 12 people who should have contacted the email account I listed below.
By the way, what is your first name? We prefer to use first names, not last names.
Thanks for getting back to me. Let's make this a success!
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_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:29 pm |
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Bingo.
lad just called, and in a brief call in which I didn't really let him talk much, he did inform me that he would be beginning the job today. He sent a followup email confirming his name.
You know, I have to say I'm really digging localphone.com - free voip with free incoming phone number from the uk.
Wheels should be turning on this one soon, hopefully! |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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Horace Manua
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Apr 2009
Posts: 64
Location: Just Chillin'
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:05 pm |
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bruckner wrote: |
Bingo.
You know, I have to say I'm really digging localphone.com - free voip with free incoming phone number from the uk.
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Just put my Lad's number in there to find out rates and it came back "untraceable" - does that mean he gave me a bogus # or that localphone doesn't work in his area?
either way its cause for a stall. |
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MoutonBlanc
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 764
Location: Fort Knox
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:35 pm |
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If it's not too late I could straight-bait him too. Just PM me to let me know. |
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I am so sorry for i know am the person delaying your Fund here in Nigeria (H0nest K0ffi)
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AND I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT A MAN OF YOUR CANNIBAL WILL DO ANYTHING TO HOT THE FEELING OF HUMANS (4ndr3 L4lumi3re)
I HAVE BEEN HAVING PATIENCE WITH YOU AND YOU ARE PUSHING ME TO WALL, GO FUCK YOUR SELF (J0hn W35T)
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:31 am |
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sure thing. address PMed! |
_________________ you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:52 pm |
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-C-
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Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:35 pm |
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The lad has landed, I just got mail from him. Nice format, bruckner . |
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Shyguy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 72
Location: UK
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Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:11 pm |
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Got him 43 mins ago have replied |
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".We here in the United States are really having a hard time here because of this case"
"I still do not understand what you said went wrong while trying to make payment"
"your reservation payment does cover up everything."
Absit invidia |
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