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UbuntuKid
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 156
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:21 pm |
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There is this Barrister Paul Smith
who came to our office to place your parcel on out going delivery. He already paid for the insurance fee and delivery charges , but he did not pay for the Security keeping fee due to the fact that we don't know when you will be contacting us via email, that we have your parcel. So we advise him not to pay for the security keeping fee of the courier company , but we informed him to contact you on time so you will not have to pay more than $3,56USD on demurrage. |
I'm assuming he means $3,560, but that doesn't matter to me. (He makes multiple references to that amount in his email.)
I hope he won't mind if I send him a receipt showing my payment of $3.56... |
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"AND MUST DEAL WITH YOU YOU ARE DEAD WATCH YOUR BACK" - Mary Daniels
"SO YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW OR YOU LOOSE YOUR LIFE TOMORROW" - Clifford the Hitman |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:25 pm |
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One Lad helpfully broke down his fee thus at behest:
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As you can see the we are going to procure your vitel documents in concerned Ministries and the only fee that is for us is the chambers consultation fees which is $ 1.100 Usd, while the $ 3.450 Usd, is for your documentations, the documentation fees is for the Goverment try to understand that you will paying us our charges when you receive your funds in your account. Our consultation fees is for going around for you work and feuling our cars so try to send the money today so that we can proceed on your work |
Cammy was puzzled:
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Why do you need me to send you money? That's pocket change, for the love of Freyja! And for those consultation fees - man, you guys must have really cheap petrol or really economical cars - tell me what you drive. |
The Lad didn't get it:
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Wish to inform you that we have haerd what you said, you can send the documentations fees of $3.450 Usd now with the name giving to you by this hononrable chambers for us to commence on your work. |
Cammy wasn't impressed:
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For the love of Freyja, this is a joke! There is no way that I am going down to the post office to send you such a piddling amount of money. Where's your pride? |
Similar emails crissed and crossed for a while before the Lads gave up. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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UbuntuKid
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 156
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:53 pm |
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LOL.
I wonder if I should argue about that, or if I should just hand him a (fictitious) WU receipt and watch him complain?
I think I'll give him a phone number as well, before I send the WU receipt. Want some audio! |
_________________ x24
"Areyou saying your Plunder and fleeBankis nota Ghost Bank?" - John Kuti
"FUCK YOU JOKAR!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO HAIL WHATEVER" - Miss Glades Kala
"AND MUST DEAL WITH YOU YOU ARE DEAD WATCH YOUR BACK" - Mary Daniels
"SO YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW OR YOU LOOSE YOUR LIFE TOMORROW" - Clifford the Hitman |
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Roro
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 42
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:31 pm |
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I "sent" a lad $11.00 because he told me I needed to send 1100 euros. When I asked him to convert it for me, he didn't, so I decided that I'd assume it for myself. He never noticed. |
_________________ "Please i hate that bullshit." M@M@dou L@mine -- in response to s3curity shi3ld |
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
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Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:52 am |
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I got that once when the lad said to send something like $7.85 USD but in his second email he corrected it. I went off on him trying to increase the fees immensely. I finally agreed to the fees but it took about 2 weeks of arguing. That was funny. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:14 am |
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Something I've hit on recently is converting fee payments from $s to £s or €s. But it always seems to be heavily weighted in my favour. So a $1500 (USD) fee only comes to £23.00.
This forces the lad to go and do a currency conversion, something you'll never get them to do if you ask outright. Then you say you will only pay what the current rate is due to the extreme currency (which change hourly) fluctuations at the moment.
By my reckoning your $3.56 fee is only about .084 pence if you pay him in pounds sterling. |
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:22 am |
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UbuntuKid
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 156
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Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:29 pm |
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The fee would be 12GBP, according to WU's online fee calculator. I assume there is a minimum fee.
I'm debating whether to argue about sending $3.56 for 12 pounds, or just to send it. |
_________________ x24
"Areyou saying your Plunder and fleeBankis nota Ghost Bank?" - John Kuti
"FUCK YOU JOKAR!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO HAIL WHATEVER" - Miss Glades Kala
"AND MUST DEAL WITH YOU YOU ARE DEAD WATCH YOUR BACK" - Mary Daniels
"SO YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW OR YOU LOOSE YOUR LIFE TOMORROW" - Clifford the Hitman |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:23 pm |
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Thomas the Tank and I had a lad trying to convert dollars in Gurggland Whales (our ficticious currency which was pegged to the Danish Kroner and the value of herring futures) once. |
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Fredd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 62
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:56 am |
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UbuntuKid wrote: |
The fee would be 12GBP, according to WU's online fee calculator. I assume there is a minimum fee.
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Maybe try this?:
Tell him you'll just send it in the mail - before mailing the envelope, rip it open, tape it back up. |
_________________ Please, don't entertain any atom of fear. I assure you.
By your atitude, you're frustrating my future and my life. |
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UbuntuKid
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 156
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Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:23 am |
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Nah, I sent it via WU but there were some troubles with M7CN S3cure. So he sent me a bank account that I'll send it to on Monday. |
_________________ x24
"Areyou saying your Plunder and fleeBankis nota Ghost Bank?" - John Kuti
"FUCK YOU JOKAR!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO HAIL WHATEVER" - Miss Glades Kala
"AND MUST DEAL WITH YOU YOU ARE DEAD WATCH YOUR BACK" - Mary Daniels
"SO YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW OR YOU LOOSE YOUR LIFE TOMORROW" - Clifford the Hitman |
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