The Spooner’s Extra Marital Lad Affairs -some NSFW content

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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:10 am

Reminds me why I married you Wink

SweetCakes needs Clearification from the courier

Quote:

I am sorry John,

It seems my secure server is giving me some trouble, could you please clearify your email to me

Oh and please, call me SweetCakes

Regards
SweetCakes

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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:34 pm

Baiting news.

Sweety mail to Sandra/VPA to Cakes (stallion) Note - Content of mail very NSFW.

Quote:

Sandra my dear,

Sorry not have mailed you lately have just returned from very nice Easter break. Sweetcakes has phoned me at least a dozen times, filling my answer machine with messages about you. It seems he has decided you may very well be the special one babe. I really want him happy and I want to help you too.

See my hints later in my mail about oral. Can you mail him suggesting what you will do to please him. Don’t simply copy and paste, make other suggestions and describe other techniques, but feel free to include them. Basically you need to arouse him and excite him.

I will be very happy when he has a last made up his mind. Yet I do have a few minor niggles that you and me need to iron out concerning fulfilling his desires adequately. But you can go a long way to make me feel you will be fine by mailing him as I have suggested.

He adores oral sex, but with plenty of variation of styles. Gently sucking balls is good, but be careful there, licks to wet the underside then blowing with breath also gets him going, light nibbles too. Do not rush. He is a demanding man too, unlike many he can perform many times everyday. I hope you have been getting some practice as I suggested in my last mail. You salary will be earned, believe you me.

Please mail back any concerns you have I will try my best to help where possible.

Kindest regards.

Sweetcheeks.

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:44 pm

Content very NSFW.

Kate have you covered the foreskin treatments? Or if he is circumcised the other little tricks she should know?

Not that I would know about such delicate matters! Embarassed

BTW know any Russian girls who might have brothers?

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:50 pm

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Or if he is circumcised

Perhaps getting a little personal Embarassed

Rethinking, maybe already very personal Laughing

Lets hope this makes the lad very uncomfortable

I will work on a reply to Sandra just as soon as I finish my sweets Wink

BTW, Russian Boris's that scam as men are very rare indeed, I dont remember one right now

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:05 pm

Quote:

Or if he is circumcised

Quote:

Perhaps getting a little personal

Million dollar question perhaps? And to us girls pretty valid too.

I will check the "Todger Club" image storage banks later and see if we can clear this one up.

Wink

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Devil_Woman wrote:

Quote:

I wish trying to get Tony to indulge in cyber sex but he is such a prude, fell at the first fence.

Tell him You are addicted to porn and send him some links you found.
If you need assistance feel free to hit me up. Wink

I have a few I love sending to my lads.

As to the Todger Club, I think it is unisex. All applicants are welcome. Laughing

To the dearest Spooners, I'm so sorry I could not hook in Des.
I don't think he wants to work with an interior designer. Sad

Seems lately every time I try to help someone else with their lad they don't want to play.
I must be losing my touch...

ANYWAY Fabulous party! Hope we have another sometime soon.
***Kisses and hugs, winks and tickles***

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:38 pm

[girlykiss] DQ [/girlykiss]

So glad you enjoyed the party.

My sweet husband is indisposed ATMIT - most likely dallying with strippers and hookers from the boat fishing thingy.
So will reply on his behalf, as all good virtual wives do.

Quote:

Dear SweetCakes,
Are you in the citry now? everything is in order why are you not picking your call when i call? Here is my email below
email:[email protected]
John

Quote:

John,

I am back in the city and have received a mail from you that I cannot read AND mailed you back requesting you re-send so that I can damn well read it.

Please call, by all means call, then I can tell you just what a slap-assed half-baked outfit you are running. I have seen some crap and pitiful businesses in my time, but yours is a steaming pile of utter BS.

Get your ass in gear bud and stop wasting my time over this. I am losing my patience fast with you.

The only thing you have managed to accomplish so far is getting my name correct.

SS.

OOOOOO! Such a wonderful reply - if I say so myself.

Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:38 pm

DQ

I have come to the conclusion that our Tony is a vicious little queen.

Anyway he is history after a measley 2 weeks!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

^^^ Well that sucks. They are supposed to play along to our tune. Confused

That one was no fun. Thumbs down

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:45 pm

SweetCheeks fine email to Sandra seems to have had an affect

Sandra wants to do NSFW things to me
Read on only if ready for subject matter of an adult sexual nature

Quote:

Dear Sweetcakes,

We've been friends for so long. There have been lots of tears and so much laughter between us. I feel closer to you than anyone else. I've listened and hurt every time you fell in love, longing to be the one in your arms.. I've been there for you when every one of your relationships fell apart. You listened and cried with me when we found out about the cancer and you stood by my side through all of it. Now is the time to tell you that the waiting is over.

I try to put this feeling into words, but fail miserably. This feeling of being both scared and at peace, of having both butterflies and a sense of calm, is a feeling that I have only dreamed about. As the days continue to pass, my love for you continues to grow. I never thought I had the capacity to love anybody as much as I love you right now. Yet, my love for you continues to mature, growing beyond the realm of my heart. It seems that you have become the fiber of my soul, the very reason for my existence.

Every day I wake up thanking God for you. You have given me so much, and I don't know if I will be able to give back all that you have given me. You have been my guiding light when I was lost. You have been my comforter through all my trials and sorrow. You have been my rock

I want to tell you that the love I have for you is undying. It is a love that is strong and enduring and will stand the test of time. I truly feel blessed that you have become a part of my life, and I cannot wait for the day that we can join our lives together. I want to lie next to you at night and fall asleep in your arms. I want to wake to your beautiful smile. I want to share in your joys and sorrows. I want to be your everything, because you are everything to me.

The love you so desperately seek is here in my arms. You've often asked why I'm not interested in any of the men who hit on me when we're all out.. I've always told you they weren't the one for me. Now I'm telling you that you are the one for me. You’re the one I dream about. No one can make me laugh like you, even when I'm knee deep in tears. The reason I've been alone for five longs years is this: I've been waiting for you to see the love in my eyes that's only for you. I'll wait forever if that’s how long it takes. I need you. I miss you when you’re gone, and I hurt when you’re sad. I love you, Murray, for everything you are.

I promise to always love you and always hold you in my heart. I will always be here for you when you need me, and I will love you no matter what life brings us. You are my soul mate, and I vow to love you all eternity. I love you, baby.The security company manneger contacted me today and let me know that you contact them so i want you to get back to them so that they can call you and they can also go on with the proccessing for the delivery my boxes to you and i cant wait to joining soon so that will can start new life together.i can wait to give you Big Hugs and Kiss , i can wait to suck your dick.so babe..i want you to help me with 200$ i want to use it for my internet connetion bills.so i want you to have the item ship to my tomorrow and email back to me with the.

Receiver's Name: Monica Hester

Receiver's Address: 87a, Obalende Close

City: Maryland

State: Lagos

Country: Nigeria

Zip-code: 23401

Text Question as: My first name?

Text Answer: Sandra.

AND, would you tell me how much you sent, then. if maybe you're given a new mtcn, write it to me and the sender's full name, ok.

Love Always,

Sandra.

"i can wait to suck your"

Well, I am sure it is just a typo, I am going to have to confirm before I can send her any more fake MTCNs

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:15 am

Well, the sucking part was short and sweet. Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 582

Hmmm. Is it just me or does that love letter seem extremely well written? Right up to the first sentence of the last paragraph, then it turns into the usual laddish jargon.

Edit: Yup, just did a Google search with a sentence or 2, lots of hits popped up, including one at scamwarners.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:35 am

Yeah, that letter sure does look "borrowed." Especially with this line...

Quote:

You listened and cried with me when we found out about the cancer and you stood by my side through all of it.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:22 am

I rarely actually read what they have to say, I skimmed looking for the bits I was after and didn't bother after that.

Most scripts (if not all eventually) will come up in Scamwarners searches), they all get posted there when we have spare time, or more to the point when Darling SweetCheeks finds the time between organising our social life Wink

SweetCakes is ready to send money to Sandra but first, he has one concern

Usual NSFW warning applies.

Quote:

Hi Sandra My Darling

It was so wonderful to hear from you and your words to me were amazing, I truly do believe you are the one for me.

The diplomats are truly breathtakinging stupid, I have tried my best to deal with them and get the matter sorted soonest but they are causing delays at every turn, I have asked them repeatedly to get in touch with me and they seem to be unable to do, I have also asked them to provide ID as is standard practice but again, he tells me his scanner is broken, are you sure about these people.

Sandra my Princess, I especially loved where you mentioned about sucking my cock, I got hard reading that but I do need to clearify on detail

You said this " i can wait to suck your dick.s" I would have hoped that you could NOT wait to suck my dick and hoped you may explain how you may do this, please could you clear that up for me, my secretary I have since sacked my previous clek for his poor handling of teh previous transaction and have a new girl who I expect will be far more efficient, I will have her make the transfer as soo nas I hear back from you

I love you
Regards
SweetCakes

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:44 am

@DQ and DW, dont feel bad that Dopey hasn't replied, he seems to be a broken lad right now, I sent him an email from a new account and he hasn't responded to that either, I hope my theory is right that he is sitting in a lonely goat pen somewhere a blithering mess, so close to the big pay day so many times but dey magas dey don pay, I doubt he is considering a real profession and actually working for a living but perhaps he has taken to begging some ogas for dem good magas and a few Naira so he can pay some bills

I do love few things more than ruining a lad, but getting to torment this one with SweetCheeks has been especially satisfying Laughing

@Corona, yes, short and not really sweet, how can the lad expect to win the heart of the very sexually inappropriate SweetCakes with such a short line of smut Rolling Eyes

Now moving on
Lets see if Angela can send the same script 3 times in a row

Quote:

Hi Angela,

it is so wonderful to hear from you

Could you be a good pet and explain exactly what I need to say, this sounds very important and I would hate to mess things up

And please, I really need you to call me SweetCakes

Regards
SweetCakes

If it wasn't such bad scamming practice I would be furious with the lad, surely, few victims would fall for identical emails twice in a row let alone a 3rd time, lets see what comes next Wink

Also note that I have already prepared my next excuse for messing up Laughing

Edited with recent Sandra update
Sandra is so very confused and sends money sending instructions again Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

Thanks for your mail...i am so much glad to hear back from you.

So babe..i want you to help me with 200$ i want to use it for my internet connetion bills.

So i want you to have the item ship to my tomorrow and email back to me with the.

Receiver's Name: Monica Hester

Receiver's Address: 87a, Obalende Close

City: Maryland

State: Lagos

Country: Nigeria

Zip-code: 23401

Text Question as: My first name?

Text Answer: Sandra.

AND, would you tell me how much you sent, then. if maybe you're given a new mtcn, write it to me and the sender's full name, ok.

Love Always,

Sandra.

Editing again with my reply and yet another NSFW warning, I insist on getting smut out of this lad Cool

Quote:

Sandra my dear,

PLEASE READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY, ALL OF IT, ESPECIALLY MY REQUEST

I had hoped you would get back to me sooner, my new assistant had to leave early today and I dont trust anybody else with transferring funds.

Besides, I have asked for just one request from you, a simple one that will cost you nothing at all, absolutely free and I am sure it will be just as enjoyable for you as it is me.

I will be able to have my Assistant send you money tomorrow but I need you to do something for me first,

Tell me more about how you will suck me, give me detail, make me horny, tell me all and tell me well, I know how much you must love to suck cock and if you dont, quite frankly, you wont make a good VPA, I wil lsend you $1,000 if you can give me an erection, it isn't that hard, give it a go

Regards
SweetCakes

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:07 am

Overjoyed that "dopey des" is a broken lad. Ah diddums!

Twisted Evil

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if you can give me an erection, it isn't that hard

Why is it that I am interested yet dreading members comments in regards to above?

Please admins and mods - look at some other threads for awhile!

Eeeeeeek. Expecting the worst, and grinning saucily.

Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:03 pm

The email forwarding set up I use is very complicated to explain but put simply, most of my email accounts forward to one central account, from there I can see when I get replies from any of my other accounts, it saves time in logging in to check and it is fairly efficient, there are however 2 downfalls to this;
1, you need to be doubly careful that you dont accidentally reply from the main account and especially when lads are involved

2, It can take 30 minutes or more for the emails to be forwarded to you.

I can explain that in more detail if anybody wants me to

I was happy to find forwarded just now an email from Sandra and it is mostly good news Wink

Sandra comes up with the goods, well kind of
Once again I will post a warning, this is NSFW, driving a vehicle, sitting on a bus or train or drinking near keyboards, please remove persons who's health may be affected by a lad humiliating himself for a buck, drinks from near keyboards or those who may be offended by a lads perspective of adult sexual themes

Quote:

Hello babe How are you doing hope you fine well what you ask from me is not a hard thing to say but i will like you to know also that am an ahonest person well have you ever been suck by any woman in your life as am letting you know that am perfect in sucking cocks when it's come to the matter of sex i like it been doing it with the man i love most and also am telling you this that am going to suck your cock so much and sex you..i will play with your cock on my boast robing it inside my boast and also ppplace my mount in your dick so suck hrad so u can cum in my mont and also i lick it ...well while dont you wait for me to come over so we can do all this and then you will know am good in what you asking from me..

Sandra

I just hope it was a packed cafe and his scamming theiving mates were watching him type that Laughing

Darling SweetCheeks received an identical email a minute later.

I get the impression our pet may be ready to do some tricks now Laughing

Oh Sweety my Princess, when you have finished with what ever you are doing, if you have time would you mind seeing to the pets Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:32 pm

Hi there husband, yes finished what I was doing, very nicely done too.

Cool

Noticed this excellent bait by BadgerBait here I highly recommend it.

Baiting news.

OK so Sandra has failed to erect any interest in Cakes.

Crying or Very sad

So can Sweety slap this lad into a better effort?

Wink

Another mail to Sandra/VPA to Cakes (stallion) Note - Content of mail very NSFW.

Quote:

Sandra,

I have just got off the phone to my partner. To put it bluntly, woman to woman. Sweetcakes is very angry and extremely disappointed with your mail.

He mailed me a copy so that I could understand quite why he was so upset, too upset to even bother replying to you.

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Hello babe How are you doing hope you fine well what you ask from me is not a hard thing to say but i will like you to know also that am an ahonest person well have you ever been suck by any woman in your life as am letting you know that am perfect in sucking cocks when it's come to the matter of sex i like it been doing it with the man i love most and also am telling you this that am going to suck your cock so much and sex you..i will play with your cock on my boast robing it inside my boast and also ppplace my mount in your dick so suck hrad so u can cum in my mont and also i lick it ...well while dont you wait for me to come over so we can do all this and then you will know am good in what you asking from me..

Sandra

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What are we going to do Sandra. I even took the time out of my demanding and very busy schedule to mail you hints of the sort of thing he likes and appreciates, so that you could then impress him and gain his favour AND a well paid and rewarding career.

Your reply above is not only a gross insult to my splendid and helpful guidance but more importantly is never going to give any man an erection. More likely it is they will need use of a bucket to vomit in. It is utter turgid and complete tripe. If this is really the best you can do. If this is the limit to your sexual techniques. If this is all that your imagination can come up with to excite and tease and arouse a man, then I pity you. No, even more than pity. I am ashamed to even know that a woman could be so very lacking in what after all comes very much instinctively. It is in reality child’s play to arouse a man.

Then to dumbfound me even more I learn that you are French. A nation renowned for enjoying many varied sexual peccadilloes not only between meals, but between courses.

Ok, so he is upset, but maybe, just maybe, if you really pull your finger out and make a real effort this time, I may be able to get him to reconsider. It really is no skin off my nose, babe. I have only this morning received three very nice and cute East Asian girl’s portfolios that look very excellent prospective candidates for the position that YOU have put in jeopardy with your frankly asinine and ridiculous above attempt.

So my advice is cut the crap, either make a very much better effort and ASAP to Cakes or simply forget the job offer altogether.

A very disappointed

Sweetcheeks.

Note - Very experimental yet the last Sweety mail did the trick so we will see.

Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:53 pm

Doesn't say much for the men she has 'known'.

Not in Murray's league.

If I was on the other side of the fence I think I could do better. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:38 pm

@ DW, I would be happy to grade your work if you wanted me to, allways trying to teach Wink

On second thoughts perhaps for the best not to otherwise I may end up needing glasses Cool

@ Beautiful Wife, that was a great reply to the pet, you had me excited with anticipation of what Sandra may come up with next, it is hard to say exactly what that may be, but I will be sure to let you know if anything comes <strike>up</strike> I mean in. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:03 am

Latest pet updates

Finding some new script, Angela helps with the forms

Please don’t feel as though you have to actually read this, I didn’t, quickly skimmed, noticed no mention of SweetCakes

Quote:

Dearest.
How are you doing again today i hope all is well and fine with you over there in your country, how was your night,i hope all is fine by the grace of God, my days over here is only thinking about you and my condition wondering when and how i will leave this place and come to you for a better life.
Darling i want you to fill this form bellow and forward it to the bank so that, they will bring their answer about the transfer ok.
From yours ANGELA

BARCLAYS BANK PLC ( LONDON BRANCH)
Hotline: +44 703 188 6748 (24hrs).
Email Address ([email protected] )
The name of the transfer officer is
Sir Paul Ashley and his Email contact is ([email protected]
Banking Hrs:Tel contact number is +44 703 189 9542
Fax no 0044-870-1351 970.
Acc Number: BBPLC 745008901546/QB/91/A
Depositor : Dr Alex Ruba
Next Of Kin: Miss Angela Ruba

I, Mr..-----------,a permanent resident of ------------- wants to put forth the following few lines for your kind favour and quick necessary action at your end, that Miss ANGELA RUBA . daughter of Late Dr.ALEX RUBA,now
living in Dakar Senegal is in a refugee status, I am her foreign partner and will stand on her behalf as her trustee, she is the only next of kin to her late father who has an account in your bank where he had deposited some amount of
money for her beloved daughter, I want to know the possibilities of assisting her to transfer the deposited amount of her late father of which she is the next kin to my account in my country, after receiving a reply from you, I will be
able to know the procedure and probability of transfer of the amount from your bank to my account.
Expecting an early reply,
with regards,
Yours
faithfully,
Mr........................

Time for the Spooners to play by their rules

Angela is offered a position as a VPA

Yet another warning of NSFW content scattered throughout the rest of this post

I decide to offer some misinformation to the pet while dangling a carrot, fingers crossed Wink

Quote:

Hi Angela,

I feel so bad taht you are over there in such a condition while I am living a life of luxury and wealth.

I was just telling my servant yesterday how terrible it must be for those who can not afford themselves the simple necessities taht we take for granted in this country such a caviar on toast or elephant balls on rye, such simple pleasures that we have come to take for granted, why I bet you couldn't even affords an Ivory back scratcher.to yourself and have to revert to sharing with another.

Angela, may I call you my naughty dog, such a loving term taht I think is appropriate for you, I will take a look over the document to be sure that these people are lookig after your best interets,i have heard that there are many fraudstars in Africans, why oone girl who applied for a position with our company couldn't even describe how she would felate me but I am sure that would not be the case with you.

I feel reeeely bad that you are trapped withing that camp, no access to the basic necessities or plasma screens needing to settle for the far inferior rear projection, limited internet access and not having your own laptop as is customary here.

Angela, PLEASE READ THIS BIT VERY CAREFULLY< DONT JUST SKIM AS I NEED YOUR REPLIES

My company has a position available as a VPA, it is a highly paid position and all expenses are paid upfront to ensure you get here soonest, the last VPA is showing no promise at all and couldn't even manage to have me Sami Ridgid even after instruction.

PLEASE CONTACT MY PARTNER, (removed) @gmail.com who will need to assess your suitability for this position.

Should you be successful, I will have my clerk send you money straight away to ensure you a safe a fast passage to my Orifice.

Please, forget about this banker, I am too concerned about what will happen, once we are together I will ensure yo uare well looked after, if you can satisfy SweetCheeks there is no reason why you couldn't have money in a few days time

Angela, I so much want to give you a better life, SO GO BACK AND READ ALL OF THIS MAIL AGAIN AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY

I really am lookig forward to writing you more

Fondiest regards
SweetCakes

BTW PLEASE CALL ME SWEETCAKES

Sandra gets another chance to raise the bar

Quote:

Sandra dear,

While I do appreciatethe effort you have gone to, I am quite concerned that you can not excite me, no balls sucking, arse kissing arse for a start, please my dearest, The clerk wont be here for an hour or so yet as she has other people to do besides me so you still have time, please use it wisely to write me an erotic story about when we meet and what you will do to me, I really am a horny man but your words just did not delight, please use that as a guide and expand on your sentiment.

You could also show me some pictures of yourself with perhaps a banana to show your technick

I really am looking forward to you next email and hope you can raise the bar

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:46 am

Murry Guru wrote:

You could also show me some pictures of yourself with perhaps a banana to show your technick

ha, ha, ha....................... well we have the todger club, maybe there's room for a banana club for those able to get photographs of ladettes performing NFSW acts on bananas !! And a banana icon for the lucky baiters of course!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:58 am

kate scribed

Quote:

I have just got off the phone to my partner. To put it bluntly, woman to woman

Abridged reply,,

Quote:

Hello babe How are you doing hope you fine , yudda,yudda,cough,cough

Now ask her if she's completed all the tests and has an approved certificate certifying she can breath through her ears.

Anyway I'd quite disturbed with the way this tread is going and really think you should start posting some pictures of these event's, pictures are what we want, pictures

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:51 am

Wearebabe required visual.

Happy to comply.

Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:48 am

@SweetCheeks My beautiful
How many times do I have to tell you

Dont post your real pictures Rolling Eyes

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