Get A Loan Today........................2.5% *Mass Bait*

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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:42 pm

This lad might be fun to mass bait. He's pushing it a bit at 2.5% interest me thinks. I can get 0.5% from the mob right now. Laughing

And that miserly 50 mil maximum won't go far in the current climate. I'm going to start off asking for a cool $1,000,000,000,000 (well everything seems to be done in trillions these days Razz

) at least.

Last one to a quadrillion (1000 billion) dollar loan at 0% interest is a sissy. Very Happy

Quote:

Get A Loan Today........................2.5%

I am Mr John of the Eagle Loan.management,as part
of its 2009 welfare package is offering a floating
loan offer at 2.5%
interest rate without any collateral security.
This is to help individuals reach their financial
objectives in the year 2009. The Minimum amount
you can borrow is $5,000.00 US Dollars to Maximum
of $50.Million. Our commitment to client service
and our innovative approach to problem solving
has been our ultimate goal.

Please, provide us with the following:

* Name Of Applicant:
* Location:
* Phone:
* Age:
* Amount Requested:
* Loan Duration:

All replies should be forwarded to this E-mails: [email protected]

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:54 pm

windypops wrote:

Last one to a quadrillion (1000 billion) dollar loan at 0% interest is a sissy. Very Happy

ready, set, go

Sir

I am contacting you to ask if your loan offers are available to business owners? I am the owner of a import company here in the US but I am considering moving my operations to South America where labor costs are much cheaper.

The loan amount I am considering exceeds the 50mil you offer as a personal loan. I need much more than that if I am to continue this business.

Thank you

Jack

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:59 pm

I would rather get a loan for $50 with an interest rate of like 38%

Either way, I'm in.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:37 pm

Well seeing as the lad who sent it is likely related to my current refugee lad, I thought I'd combine both baits, see if I can steer them into my wonderful world.

I only asked for $10k for legal and bank fees, do I win a prize for the smallest loan?

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:39 pm

well, since I already started baiting this one, me too Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:47 pm

@MBL: I'll take that action. $50 is the score to beat.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I'm kinda peeved. Mr. Clark Clark would only give me 3.5% Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:57 pm

just asked him if the rate stays the same even though my credit is whack.

I'm sure I'll have to work in there 'driving off the lot in a used sub-compact', although I'm sure my job 'selling fish to tourists in t-shirts' will be easier to pass off.

(which probably won't make sense outside the USA)

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Mar 2009 Posts: 94

I just received one as well, mind if I join in?

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

I hope I get approval for my three stage 1042 billion dollar loan for my marijuana operation... bribes and slaves are so expensive

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:54 pm

box of frogs loan lad wrote:

Loan Conditions
{ 1 } The applicant will start the repayment of the monthly install-mental payment 3 month after loan has been transferred to the seeker.

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:09 pm

Quote:

Sir,

Your details have been passed to me by my Finance Minister who has advised me that your APR of 2.5% is very favourable.

I am acting on behalf of my country in seeking a long term loan of £952 Billion to help us meet the demands of our creditors.

We would be able to pay £12.50 a week over the next few millennia

I eagerly await your reply.
Th00n S0nnephews0n
Iceland.

Think big!

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:10 pm

Do you know? I think that this lad may just be able to pull the world out of the slump single handed. I've told him fifty mill is nowhere near enough to save my business from going under.

Lets just test his innovative approach on this one.

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:28 pm

Just to keep the thread momentum going, I've been diligent over Easter asking him questions, although he';s been a bit quiet - anyone else find the same?

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:47 pm

Just checked.

I'm good for £1,000,000,000,000 (THAT'S UK POUNDS MIND YOU Very Happy

) @ .2% interest.

I think I see the green shoots of recovery. Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:04 pm

OK, Here's another loan lad:

Quote:

"E.LOAN AGENCY INC FINANCE" <[email protected]>

We Offer Private, Commercial and Personal Loans with very Minimal annual
Interest Rates as Low as 3% within a 1year to 50 years repayment duration
period to any part of the world. We give out loans within therange of
$5,000 to $100,000,000 USD. Our loans are well insured for maximum
security is our priority. WE take 1st in the history of loan since 50
years now.

Interested Persons should contact me via E-mail
Lender's Name: Mr Barry Green
Lender's Email: [email protected]

BORROWERS INFORMATION

Names:
Country:
Fax Number:
Personal Number:
Occupation:
Sex:
Amount Needed:
Loan duration:

Best Regards
Mr Barry Green

The big idea is to borrow the fee from lad A to pay lad B and vice-versa. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:11 pm

windypops wrote:

This lad might be fun to mass bait.

I just checked my catcher account; I got one of these too.

I presume that this lad would like to here from me as well.

EDITED TO ADD: I just sent him a reply. I haven't decided what I want the money for.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:45 pm

Somehow this post seems to have appeared twice...

Look just down vvvv and ignore this one

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:52 pm

Not so sure about fun ... pompous arsehole maybe...I said there wasn't a nearby WU and offered to pay by MG or cheque...

Quote:

blah blah
Regards to your mail be informed that you have to SEARCH (his emphasis) for a Western Union outlet near you and pay the Loan Processing Fee for the approval of your loan file.
blah blah

Couldn't even be bothered to look one up for me. Minor slap sent, I don't really care if I lose him, it'll all be useful intel for those still baiting

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:35 pm

Count me in. I feel that they should pay me to stimulate the economy. I will accept 2.5% of my total loan amount. Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:53 pm

Randolph K Robertson needs a loan, badly. Eight Ball Consulting is so expensive to run...

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:48 pm

Oh that's good, he responds to a slap with a grovel - let's leave him black and blue.

Quote:

Regards to your mail please don't be annoy if i have make you to.

I am very sorry if i sound arrogance i don't mean it ,am just trying to explain my myself that is why i put the search in capital letter.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:27 pm

You guys are doing a good job of keeping this boi busy. He hasn't yet had time to reply to me!

Maybe I'll have to ask that Barry Green character for help. Laughing

ETA: Look what rolled in while I was typing the post:

Quote:

Hello Customer,

I got your mail and the content was well noted and understood.

Regards to your mail be informed that we give out our loan in %2.5.

If you are intrested you can contact us with the below information for us to furnish you with our Terms And Conditions.

Names
Phone
Loan Amount
Duration of your Loan Needed.

Regards,

Mr John.

Looks like I'll have to slap him for calling me "Customer".

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:43 pm

^^^Maybe it's because I've been addressing him as "Dear Mr. Man"?

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:02 pm

This one is even cheaper in Loan Very Happy

Quote:

Michel David <[email protected]>
82.128.32.169 Nigeria (Lagos)*

Attn :Applicant,

We offer loans of all types to individuals at a rate of 2%.May I ask how much you need as a loan. You will be treated kindly and whole heated with the best of our resources.

For you to qualify for our loan application, you must be of 18 years and above, and you must possess a monthly income, and must be someone that is trustworthy and someone who must comply and give adherence to all our instructions given.. Processing and all other necessary arrangements and documentations regarding the loan will take up to three days meaning it will take a maximum of three to fours days before you get this loan if you are very serious in responding to us, it may not take up to three days as your quick anticipation determines how soonest you get your loan from us.

You are required to fill in the borrower's information which will enable us to process your application.

BORROWER'S INFORMATION
Borrower's Full Names_______________________________
Address___________________________________________
Occupation________________________________________
Sex_______________________________________________
Age_______________________________________________
Position in work_____________________________________
Phone number______________________________________
Monthly Income_____________________________________
Country____________________________________________
City_______________________________________________
Purpose of Loan____________________________________
Amount Needed_____________________________________
Loan Duration (specify i.e. in years)_____________________
Bank Name___________________________________________________

As soon as the borrower's information are filled and returned, then the loan terms and conditions will be prepared and sent to you.

I await your email.

Regards,
MGT.

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