My lad almost got a shield in his siggy!

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:26 am

So I took a call today from one of my lads; we talked about the usual stuff, huge amounts of money, killing rival bankers etc. Well I am a college student, and I do most of my baiting on campus. I took this call in a somewhat busy area where people study and eat and stuff, so I didn't think anyone would listen in on my personal business affairs. Turns out some way paranoid classmate called the campus police and reported me for embezzlement and conspiracy to commit murder. I stuck around not knowing I was being monitored by overzealous wannabe SWAT officers (aka campus police {aka glorified mall security}). I was messing with the online file hosts trying to get them to upload the recording when suddenly a cop came up behind me and told me to shut down my laptop and come with him! Laughing

I was questioned by two officers (feeling like Pastor Frank the entire time) about just what I was talking on the phone about. I told them the gist of scam baiting, which one thought I was making up, while the other seemed quite amused. I finally was let off when I offered to let them listen to the recording. The cop blamed the economy for why the student was so nervous... WTF?
I'm hoping to make my university's lame police report in the lame student newspaper.

edit: The conversation is posted in the Audio forum. If you listen to it, you can't help but wonder who thinks I'm really plotting to kill a Ghanaian banker. Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Funny story, mr.scissorkick. I suppose to someone listening in, a baiter's phone call could be quite disturbing. It's amusing that they think you would discuss such criminal plans out in the open though. Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 80

I don't care who you are that's funny right there.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:31 am

They'll be laughing on the other side of their faces when you take delivery of the two trunk boxes containing $16 million.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

That is HILARIOUS! Laughing

That's cheered me up on a miserable Scottish mornining. I would tell your nosy bugger of a classmate where to go.

Going to listen to the call now...

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

Hahaha I was talking to SidVicious on the phone the other day about getting lad bank accounts, and I was on my mobile in the middle of town, standing still next to a phone booth. I suddenly realised people were looking at me - I hastily moved off.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:15 pm

I sometimes get lads 'phoning me on the MuguHotline whilst I'm at work. If I'm having a bad day, they end up getting a mouthfull of abuse. My mate thinks it's hilarious and he can often be seen bringing the 'phone to me if it's ringing. Forunately my 'office' is often the opencast mines of Ayrshire so a bit of 'fruity' language is not uncommon. I do get some funny looks and comments though.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:21 pm

Brings a whole new meaning to the mantra Bait Safe. Wink

Were they coing to arrest your character?

Headline:
Student gets arrested for having fake character try to collect fake money from criminal pretending to be someone he isn't. Details on page 2 Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:18 pm

I told the cop that the person we were planning to kill is also me... luckily conspiracy to commit split-personality suicide is not illegal.

My lad almost got a shield in his siggy!	View next topic View previous topic