How do they come up with these words?

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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:46 pm

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please i'm beeching to be more faster so the this money will be transfer to before anything happen to me i don't want this money to taking by the security company whatever they are saying please in name of God do it so we shall loose this money to them. for the phone number you gave to me i shall give it to the doctor immediately and He call you.

I understand his message but WTF does he mean with beeching? Maybe he means bitching? Anyway he gave me new siggy material Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:59 pm

I imagine he meant beseeching. It's always fun when lads try to use big words.

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:00 pm

Beseeching.

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:25 pm

Yep - he wants "beseeching" it seems.

Many lads don't speak or write English as their first language, so they're prone to bizarre errors like this one. This presents you with many wonderful opportunities to be confused by what he's trying to say and, later, to slap him silly for his obvious stupidity. Smile

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 619

In my experience at least, the word beseech never comes up in normal conversation. It does get used a lot in church services explaining why the lads have latched onto it.

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:40 pm

RoyalFlush wrote:

and, later, to slap him silly for his obvious stupidity. Smile

No, don't do that. Baiters should try to de-educate lads, not improve their spelling. We don't teach them how to write better scam emails.

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:49 pm

That explains it. The word beseeching didn't ring a bell. And de-educating lads is my second nature Wink

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:53 pm

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It does get used a lot in church services explaining why the lads have latched onto it.

Yep, a lot of beseeching goes on in the psalms on a daily basis Smile

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:47 pm

OOPS! I'm not thinking clearly. Crazy allergy meds and such.

We don't educate the lads. We de-educate them, though. What I was thinking (but did not clearly convey, for some bizarre reason) was that we slap the snot out of them for being stupid...according to our backward terms, that is.

If lad suddenly begins using "beseech" correctly, he's in need of a little "education."

That's what I meant. Sorry I didn't make that clear. Smile

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:57 am

I think he's asking you for some beasting.

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:47 pm

So should we get some dictionaries and write in our replies "I beseech thy phone number" or "Thou shalt not ask for Western Union!", "thy quest for the MTCN"?
Some mass replies completely made of Shakespearean quotes... hmmm Smile

So in the context of baiting, Shakespeare is deeducation! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:47 am

"I beseech thee to come hither with thy sloth nature and prove unto thyself that thou art in full capability of transcending thy begotten nature"

In other words, "Hurry up".

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:41 am

I think he wants you to reply with even bigger words, in a strictly non-sensical way.

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:41 pm

Well I think what he's telling you is that he's really sick about you being so slow, and he's belching Smile

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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:18 pm

Well the lad is really tired of waiting. Until now he never used caps lock or bold fonts and replied normal, so i was worried i lost my touch. He has my phone number and yesterday he tried three times to call me but the pre paid card was not in the cellphone, and he didn't bother to leave a message. Today i called him and i explained that the connection is bad sometimes and i was trying to ask him to hang up and call me back to try the connection when he began to talk yibberish and hung up. I am not sure if it was englisch or french or whatever they talk in Guinea but he was definatly not happy. Twisted Evil

I didn't loose my touch

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