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GSN_fan
Hellish Taskmaster
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:02 am |
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My dear friend I will like you to contact my secretary: Mr. Dike Mike, for the collection of this international certified bank draft. |
*facepalms*
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From: Chuks Ochika <[email protected]>
Subject: Dear Friend ,
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 2009 15:42:53 +0000
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Dear Friend ,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition.
You may not understand why this mail came to you. But if you do not remember me, you might have received an email from me in the past regarding a multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded.I am using this opportunity to inform you that the multi-million-dollar business has been concluded with another person who financed it to a logical conclusion.
I thank you for you're great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you. But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of the bank to my new partner's account in China that was capable of assisting me in this great venture.
Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed during the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $2,000,000.00. I have left an international certified bank draft for you worth $2,000,000.00 cashable anywhere in the world. My dear friend I will like you to contact my secretary: Mr. Dike Mike, for the collection of this international certified bank draft.
I have authorized him to release the international certified bank draft to you as soon as you contact him regarding this issue. At the moment, I am very busy here in China for investement with my new partner. Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart. Also comply with Mr. Dike Mike so that he will send the draft to you without any delay, contact him on the below contact information:
Name: Mr. Dike Mike
Address: No 4 Ikeja drive dolphins Lagos-Nigeria
Email: FastMail.FM WARNING: URL text and host don't match, possible phishing attempt. URL disabled. Original URL='http://us.mc1111.mail.yahoo.com/mc/[email protected]'. Original text='<STRONG><FONT color=#0066cc>[email protected]</FONT></STRONG>'. For more information on phishing click here.
Phone: +234 702 678 2647.
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Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your address where you want him to send the certified bank draft to you.
Thanks and God bless you and your family, hope to hear from you soon.
Regards,
Mr.Chuks Ochika |
_________________ x12
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x6 x4 x2 x2
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Even my little child know how to send money and give to the taker on how to take it so
Austria is a the name of a country near Australia.
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:15 am |
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Yeah he's on my list, made me laugh too
I'll turn him... |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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General419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 299
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:13 am |
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That is fan-effing-tastic! Could he be copying a baiter name he saw before? |
_________________ x20 x1
George - "please stop calling me okay thanks."
Cliford - "YARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR TIME IS UP SO YOU WILL BE KIDNAP ANY TIME FROM NOW"
Mark - "I would lactate because I broke the law"
Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"
Get a shiny ORANGE name! Try clicking here! |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:39 pm |
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@GSN - its always a good idea to edit out your email address and replace it with 'xxxxxx@whatever'
Trust me, it pays to do so. |
_________________ x8 x49 x5 x6 x3 x3 x10 x4 x2 x2 x4 x2
x7 a few
Click Here for Free Wigs !
i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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GSN_fan
Hellish Taskmaster
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Posts: 537
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:53 pm |
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^ Thanks, I have done so. |
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Listen very openly Barrister Koffi Adams forward to this or what you sent to him how der you sent such a thing to him with is age am very disapointed in you if by your next mail you could not comeplete sending the right way sorry.
Even my little child know how to send money and give to the taker on how to take it so
Austria is a the name of a country near Australia.
This are the details we required from you so our customer cab infect payment to you.
Our is not ready to receive your incandesces message
send to me their pin code and asses code
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:41 pm |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:06 am |
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That's good.
Brown Essence is still my favouite lad name of all time though.
He was one of Roycropper's lads. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:16 am |
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Some of my favourite odd names...
Innocent Christ
Johnson Shirt
Great U. Greene |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:06 pm |
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John Thomas. Being from the US I didn't get why it was funny but those from the across the pond explained it to me! |
_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:57 pm |
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I had a lad who couldn't choose a name:
James Michael Kelvin Ron Woods
and there were some others thrown in there too, I just can't remember them all... |
_________________ x2 Lagos - Cont, Benin "i really waste my money,time,effort,energy" - j.m. (w/OD)
x2 Lagos - Cont. Benin, Lagos - Benin city - "i wasted my time and my money" - collins (w/OD)
x2 Lagos to Benin city - kelvin (thanks again OD !!!) ongoing bait
spent a night in jail for "wondering aimlessly"in benin city - Kelvin
"that i might be talking with an antichrist" - Kelvin
"thanks for all your effort witch never prove positive" - kelvin over m7cn s3cur3
"is hard ok i can not sleep becouse of it" - due to m7cn s3cur3 - Kelvin
"i even had a sleepless night because of it" - 2nd lad, m7cn again
"i cant go through the stress overnight again" - 3rd lad from M7CN |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:53 pm |
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Lad names can't quite compare with the names on spam emails... such as:
Wellspeak Dementia
Warhorses J. Pressurizing
Tenability M. Centigrade
Vespasianus Jasper
Unalterable A. Floodlighted |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Posted:
Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:50 pm |
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I had a Mustapha Shittu once. Something really smelled about that one. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Posted:
Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:19 pm |
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I just found The King in my catcher account:
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I am Mr Adekunle Elvis. a computer scientist working with central bank of Nigeria |
Thankyouverymuch |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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