A communication from Mum

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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:23 am

Well I've cracked it, never thought I would but I have, This arrived today,,,

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Good day mr. Neil. Yours faithfully to you ms. Olga,
Olesya's mum. my daughter told about very much you both I
think also I think, that you are very interesting to her. I hope,
that you understand, that I as her mum wish to her
happiness and I worry for her life.. Probably Olesya to you did
not tell, but she had in the past failure in the personal relations
and long time was injured because of it. I very much would like
to save her from similar mistakes. And I to you I shall be very
grateful if you will inform me honourly your intentions concerning
my daughter. Olesya spoke me, that you with her plan to meet
and consequently I would like to know, that you think of her.
Excuse me for this letter. I do not think to interfere with your relations, but as the fond mother I worry for the daughter.

Yours faithfully to you. ms. Olga.

And the funny thing is, she's got exactly the same e-mail and set of headers as her charming daughter. What a coincidence

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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:19 am

quite the coincidence ^^^ Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:50 am

Well we've had a reply from daughter, telling us that Mum thinks
I'm exceptable. that's nice, Somehow I just new I would be. Wink

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Hi my dear Neil. My mum has read your letter.Mum also
reads english She has believed to all your words, I'm a
very honest forthright person her is difficult for convincing of
something, but this time she has like to you all soul and
she has blessed us! I congratulate you, you have earned trust
of mum!she's not about to reject me,and tell you to have
nothing further to do with me After what difficult attitudes
with Russian men at me were, my mum any more did not trust,
that I shall find worthy to myself the man and here there were
you! that's me waving And she very much hopes, that at
all of us it will be good also we shall have a safe meeting..
It's nice to know I'm going to be safe I so am glad! I
so am glad too I already begin to miss without you. must
have dropped a cylinder We are familiar a little to time, and
it seems, that I know you for a long time. My dear I try to
prepare our meeting. I shall have a vacation.there's a
surprise I want to know my pleasure,can she breath
through her ears what you think of it? I consider , that
only personal meeting will help us to find our happiness, which
we so long searched for.then I can have afternoon tea with
mum, Bliss It is very interesting to me as to learn
your habits of enthusiasm. goes off to vacuume out the
Celler I want to know culture of your country. I very much
wait our meeting, when we shall have romantic evening and
we shall stay one. I found some addresses of travel companies
in my city. Soon I plan to go there and to learn, how it is better
to us to organize our meeting.
Neil, and you as plan to carry out today's evening. Than you
love to be engaged per usual days from work? Write to me mine
dear. gently kiss you. Yours Olesya

This is shaping up like a "you visit me in Russia" Scam

So I replied with an equally dopey letter, like one does,

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hallo Olesya, I'm so pleased that your mum likes me
as you would be You really must tell your mother to get
her own e-mail account, then we can have some private chats
about you and what she expects from me. She might also like
to send me a picture of herself. I'm planning on going on
"collectors" with my collection of Russian Mum's photographs
What do you think , do you think that would be possable.

I'm so pleased that your planning a vacation as one would
be You really must send me all the details , then we might be
able to meet up, Are you planning an overseas trip for
which I will be paying That would be wonderfull. You must
let me know if I can help.nothing like leaving the gate open
Please relay my good wishes to your Mum,
Love Neil xxx

Makes note, and ties string on finger, to remember to remove
quotes, before sending e-mail to beloved.

Here's it's little picture

You'd think "butter wouldn't melt"

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Mar 2009 Posts: 94

Try taking the "mom" as another lucky lady.

I bet that would work, lol.

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:12 am

Hey, I think the picture's the same person falnsb's pet is using here...
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=154216
He put her picture in the fourth post. Right after you posted asking him for a pic, 'Borg!

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:18 am

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she's got exactly the same e-mail and set of headers as her charming daughter. What a coincidence

Why so sceptical, everybody knows that Vlads parents dont know how to open their own email addresses Wink

Just go along with it, if you question it she will make up a lie and perhaps not do the same again for a real vic.

I agree that setting her mother up may be a good idea, perhaps your father, using your email address of course Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:24 am

As it was so kind to introduce her Mother to me, I have decided that good old Uncle Rodney, might just have a part to play in this Love triangle.
The following was just dispatched to "her'' over there

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Hi Olesya,
Thanks for your wonderful mail, once again. I was thinking and I
hope you won't mind, But my Uncle Rodney was near the computer
the last time we spoke and he asked about your Mum Olga,, As
you would expect my Uncle is an older gentlemen, and he's on his
own now. and was wondering if your Mother would object if he
dropped her a line.
I gave him your e-mail address without asking you first I hope you
don't object, but as it's going thought your service, if you do object simply delete it and say nothing to your Mother. I will understand
and there's no harm done and my Uncle like your mother will know nothing about it.
But he did say that she must be a charming caring woman, To be so concerned for her daughters welfare, in this troubled world we all
live in.

So if you find a "fastmail" e-mail in your box, it will be from Uncle Rodney to your Mum. OK

I hope all this meets with your approval, and you won't object or block our Senior Citizens mail.

love Neil xxxx

The following letter was sent, to the charming Olga,
Waves pension concession card and introduces himself to herself.

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Dear Lady,
I hope you will not object or be concerned about me writing to you, Please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Rodney Block, and
I am young Neil's uncle. I am a retired gentleman, and I was most impressed with your e-mail to my nephew, and your great concern
for your daughters welfare.
There is simply not enough people caring for others in this world,
and it's nice to see someone like yourself caring for there
daughter welfare. You sound like a person with the same moral
values as myself.

Actually I was only thinking to myself that Neil is a lucky man to know such a wonderful girl, as your daughter. a little bullshit, never goes astray

My I call you Olga. I hope we can become friends, even though we
are thousands of miles apart, our interests might just me the same,
Would you not agree. If you would care to answer my e-mail,
my internet address is as follows [email protected] perhaps
you could sign up for an account of your own and we need not
burden your daughter with our chit chat.

Hoping to hear from you soon Olga, Best Regards Rodney.

And if anyone wants to chuck up , do it now.. But thats best quality
shit, lets hope the bitch bites, and she will.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Mar 2009 Posts: 94

You win...epically!

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:19 am

Well stuff my cushion and call it a pillow, I've just had another request to
communicate with someone's Granny. I mean why me. I'm a good person,
I hate cats, like pussy, and keep a dog. Perfection.

This arrived from another of my "Ladies" it goes without saying that
it's madly in Love with me, can't live without me, and want's to come
on a bit of a visit.. After she gets advice from her Granny.

With all these Sheila's wanting to visit, I'll need a jumbo jet all to myself.

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I do love you and my heart can't lie... What do you think if I
come to you? I can get a vacation from my job. I have never taken a
vacation and I am sure I can get it anytime. Please tell me what do
you think. Tonight I will speak with my grandma and did I write you
she was going to write you a letter? May be tomorrow we will come into
internet-cafe together and I will show her how she can write you.

Of cause I'm completely understanding, sympathetic, and will do anything
to help her, As one does, in this situation. So shuffle round a few names
and send her the same script I sent the other nutty Pensioner.

Faster then you can count, this little gem arrives back from the Granny
Yulia. And like her pretend granddaughter, she's also on a script

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Hello Dear Mr. Neil. My name is Yulia and I am Zulfiya's grandmother.
I hope, that you know about me. Excuse, that I interfere with your
personal relations, but you should understand, that I worry for my
grand daughter. She many times told to me about you and I had an
impression, that you are the very good man. And please, excuse for my
English language. Simply I do not know this language in general and
Zulfiya has shown me, how I can write to you the letter. So, I want to
you to tell about her as the man, who saw her from her most birth and
who brought up her. Can be, she told to you, that she has lost her
parents in auto accident in 2002 and it was the largest trauma for
her. I doubt that she told to you about it, because she does not like
to recollect it. You should understand her. It was to the very large
mountain for her and I was compelled to spend a lot of time with her
that she again could be herself. Zulfiya is the very good man and she
has the very large and kind heart. She will never deceive nobody or to
do something bad to other man. I speak you about it absolutely
seriously, because her parents brought up her in strict rules. She has
admitted to me that she has very strong feeling to you, Neil, and she
has said to me that she love you. I believed her, because her eyes
were clean also they shined by happiness. I for a long time did not
see her such and you should be the very good man, if you could give
her similar feeling. Everything, that I want - that she was happy also
I only I shall be glad, if she will be happy together with you.
Please, care of her and never make to her is sick. She can not go
through a new pain. I think, that she told to you about her last
relations.. Then she has tested a lot of shame and humiliations and I
do not want, that it again with her has repeated. Therefore
everything, that I ask you - care of her, respect her, answer her
love.. Excuse once again, if I interfere with your relations. Simply I
very much worry for her. Thanks for your attention, Mr. Neil. I shall
be glad, if you will answer to me. I wish to you only all best. Yours
faithfully, Yulia.

She will get the same reply from the good Rodney Block, the other one got.

Is this a new trend, in vlad activity

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:42 pm

Wearebabe. $1 says the Great-Grandmother mails you before the weekend.

Shocked

It's like those Russian dolls, open one, another pops out with the same IP but with a wrinklier script.

Ancient vlad/crones zimmer framing down to Westy after dollars for a blue rinse and a few games of Bingo.

Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:21 am

Well, I,m upset, Crying or Very sad

can't you tell, I just got this from Chook One,

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Hi my favourite! I am very glad again to speak with you. I'm writing a letter to you and smiling. I'm constantly thinking of you and I can't concentrate on something else. Today I have good mood, and how you mine lovely? I missed for you and I have some news to you. I spoke with the mum, concerning our meeting, my mum agreed, what it is necessary to me to meet you Neil. She agrees, that it is necessary to me to travel to you on some time. At me the large desire to see you. I finish the letter. Kiss you! Kiss you! Kiss you! Always yours Olesya.
P.S. Neil no necessity to write uncle to my mum. My mother married and she loves husband. lifes a bitch

But as Kate said,,

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It's like those Russian dolls, open one, another pops out with the same IP but with a wrinklier script.

This from the lovely Belle // Zulfiya complete with a stolen photo to boot,

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Hi my love Neil. I hope you got letter from my grandma.. Don't really
know what she could write you but I hope there is nothing that can
hurt you. Please answer her if you want. It was funny when I showed
her how she can use a computer...
then it waffles on about nothing important All my love, Zulfiya.