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Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Mar 2009 Posts: 94

The following is the transcript between one love-lorn vlad and a scam-baiter.

Note: My words will be in blue, his/her's in red, and my thoughts will be in normal, black font. His/Her name is O13na Dm1tr3nk0. My name is M1k3 Hun7 (The classic)

It began with me sending the scammer (Who was featured so prominently on a known scammers' list) an email. I expected a failure for the e-mail to arrive, but was pleasantly surprised.

March 25, 2009

I saw your pictures and you're gorgeous. I am very interested. Reply if you feel the same about me.

Sincerely,
M1k3 Hun7

Not long after...

March 26, 2009

Hello, my dear friend!At first i want to tell that it is a great pleasure to get acquainted with you! It`s like i was waiting for this moment during all my life!And now, when it finally happened my heart is trembling with excitement!I truly hope that for you it will also be something special and serious.It is for the first time for me to meet somebody through the Internet but it seems to be a really good idea for different people from the most unpredictable parts of the world. It would also be great if i meet someone who has the same interests as i do, then we would have something to connect us.
And now i think that it would be interesting for you to get to know some facts about me. well, here it goes:my name is Olena, but if you read this letter you might already know it. I am the only child in a family, so i always get all my parents' love and their care. I also want to mention that my family consists of a mother, who is a librarian, a father, who is a driver and me. My childhood was fantastic, cause, like I`ve already told you, I`m the only daughter and always was the apple of their eyes! And I still am, of course. So I was under a huge control, that for somebody could seem strange, but not for me))))))) Although, i can speak about family for hours, now I`m going to introduce myself in more details, cause I want you to understand different sides of my character and my personality. First of all for now I`m a student of our local university on the Foreign Languages Department, so as you can see it`s not a problem for me to communicate with you in English. I want to become a good specialist, cause languages are my passion. The other reason why i learn them is that in the future i want to be a member of such organization as Peace Corp. People always said that I`m an artistic person and it`s really true. During my not very long life i have always been taking parts in varies programs for teens and then for adults. I like to communicate with people so in my university i am trying to do as much social work as can. I`m also fond of literature and art, I`m really good in these topics. In literature my tastes differ, it mostly depends on what kind of book it is, but in art I`m really fond of Renaissance and the painter i like very much is Leonardo da Vinci.
So, it was all me and what about you and your interests? It would be a great pleasure for me to know as much as possible!!!! I`ll be waiting for your letter with great excitement!!

Your O13na

Pictures were sent, and they are SFW, but I will post them later. Nothing special, really.

Of course, Mr. Hun7 grew very interested. I decided to go with a nice "I play football" modality. I also decided to go very detailed. Adds a nice touch.

Glad to meet you as well. As you know, my name is M1k3. I'm a 21 year old man from California, Beverly Hills, to be exact. I am currently finishing my Bachelor's Degree in Actuarial Science. After that, I plan to become an actuary (Actuaries deal with financial stuff, especially insurance and pensions.) I play football as a starting running back and have garnered my fair share of honors and awards during my football career. I enjoy surfing, playing video games, and reading in my spare time.

Love,
M1k3 Hun7

That's when I received this beauty (Bold is my own bolding)

March 27, 2009

Hi, darling M1k3!!!! You can't even imagine the pleasure i felt when I got your letter! I was waiting for it with such a great impatience that every minute was like an hour for me((( I went to the Internet cafe when I had a possibility and now...now I'm shining from the inside, cause at last I'm reading your letter )))Oh, I'm probably the happiest girl in the whole world!!!I bet that this day is gonna be amazing, but now is the most wonderful part of it. You know, having read your letter, I understand now that we really have some common interests, it makes me feel such a happy girl!!!!! I was pleased to know you also fond of sport and that are a footballer!

I think that it doesn't matter that sometimes friend`s interests differ, and it is even rather useful, cause they can tell each other about something new, undiscovered, something one of them hasn't tried before. As for me, I'm fond of different things, but the most important is dancing. Actually it used to be. And now i will let you know why. You know, I've always dreamed about the Big stage, but cause of some accident I had to forget about it. The thing is that i broke my leg and after the rehabilitation the doctors told me that i had to forget about dancing in save of my health!( But such as I'm an optimistic person, after some period of not too deep depression I found myself in painting. I understand that now there are many technologies and you can catch the picture of everything you want, but through painting people show their emotions to the whole world. And every picture I have made is the part of me, the part of my soul, every picture is the little world of my own. And what about you and your hobbies? write me about it in your next letter, please.
I don't want you get me wrong,but you probably are the only person in the world who I can share all my thoughts, ideas, dreams with... My parents love me but can't understand, I've got many friends, but when i try to tell them something about me, my feelings they don't wonna hear it, and speak only about themselves. And i have so many things to say!!!!! I have so many dreams, but not everyone wants to listen to it. That's why I hope you will. So, as you can see I'm a little bit lonely. I hope I wasn't too depressive, it happens very rare to me, but it does.
I have to go, but I want you to know that I'll be waiting for your next letter with even more impatience than that. Hope you will write to me soon, your O13na))))

Enough with the f**king parentheses already!

This next one I made a huge mistake that could have blown my cover. I didn't even notice it until today. I FORGOT MY FAKE NAME!

March 29, 2009

Dear O13na,

I'm sorry to hear that your dancing career had to end in such an unfortunate way, but am glad to know that you are such an optimistic person, and I hope your interest in painting continues to bring you much joy and pleasure. I wish I could paint with skill, I'm not too good at art. But, that's life, and I'm good at other things, so I'm alright with it. Don't worry about your reply sounding depressing, it wasn't at all.

You asked me about my hobbies, and of course I gotta talk about my football career. Well, I started playing football when I was a kid, about 7 years old (To think that's already been about a decade and a half ago, my God.) I was incredibly gifted with athletic talent and intelligence, so my coaches told me to continue persuing a football career. So, for about 7 more years, I played for various Pee-Wee leagues, until I entered high school. Immediately, I impressed my coaches with my incredible speed, agility, strength, and smarts. I was placed at the starting running back position while I was just a freshman! Over the next 4 years, my team took 2 state championships, and I was recognized as player of the year in California during my senior year. In college, I was a starting running back from my sophomore year to my senior year, and I am up for the NFL draft next year, so my plan on being an actuary might be put aside for a short time.

I wait for your reply with baited breath.

Love,
Mark Hun73r

Mark Hun73r! OH CRAP!

Fortunately, my vlad is a moron.

March 30, 2009

Good day, sweetie M1k3!!! You know, it's not easy for me to tell you about it, but the time i am waiting for your letter every day becomes longer - minutes are like hours. I wish i could check my mail from you every hour, but unfortunately such as i am writing to you from the Internet cafe it is not so easy to do it...( But anyway, i don't get desperate, cause i know that almost every time when i am coming to the Internet cafe there is a pleasant surprise waiting for me from you - your letter!
It was very interesting for me to read about the very beginning of your career, about that you are very talented and your coaches must be very proud of you, dear! Hope that you will be even better in future that you are now!
This weekend i was visiting my parents. They are so unbelievable!!!!! After more then twenty years living together they still love each other the same way gently like the first time when they met each other. Mum likes to retell me their love story every day. It's cute, but i have heard it maybe fifty or sixty times already)))))) They first met when my mother arrived to our town. There was a horrible weather: rain, lightning and a small storm. She was at the railway station and waiting for a taxi, but at that time it was really difficult to get it. My father was driving home and when he saw her....well, he always said that it was love from the first sight. He got her home and the next day came with flowers. Listening to this story and looking at them i understand that i also want to have a family, but not the family my friends have, but my mother and father do. I don't know about marriage institute in your country, but in Ukraine it's a little bit difficult to find a good partner to make a family. Almost all my friends got married only because they were pregnant and not because they wanted to do it(((((( During all my life i have been dreaming about a huge light felling of love, but now it's really hard for me to say that i have ever loved somebody((( Except of my parents, of course. And what about you? Have you ever loved? Please write me about it in your next letter. I also want to say that I'm really impatient girl))))))) That`s why ask you to write a message as soon as you can!!!!
Sending all my kisses and best wishes, your O13na

How touching...

I decide to lay on the mush real thick here.

March 31, 2009

Dear O13na,

I am also glad to see your reply. I thank you for your hopes for my football career, I'm really excited about it as well. I liked your parents' story on how they met, it's like a storybook. I congratulate them on their long relationship, and may it last for all time and then some.

I'm glad that you are want to marry for love and not just because tradition demands it. Those are the kind of marriages that last and are happy, not the ones your unfortunate friends are in.

In America, people marry for love, not because they have to. I think that fits perfectly with your intentions.

You ask if I've ever had a girlfriend. Yeah, I had one in high school, and I had one in college, but we just kinda drifted apart. It just didn't work out, they liked me because I was athletic, successful, and popular. I was interested in them because they were good friends and I love them. I still love them, just not the way I want to love a girl, I love them as I do my friends and family, not as a girlfriend.

Love,
M1k3

Yes, a bit detailed when talking to a script, I know, but it helps to get used to talking in detail once the vlad decides to leave script.

April Fool's Day 2009

I swear, this vlad keeps increasing the number of punctuation marks in each e-mail.

Hi, dear M1k3!!! It is such a lovely day today, cause i have got a new letter from you)))))))))))I'm a happy, happy girl!!!!!! it seems to me that you are reading my thoughts. Just in the morning, when i got up i suddenly understood that i would get a message from you soon)))))) I'm a foreseer!!!!
It was very interesting for me to get to know more about you and your past relationship, cause I want to be sure that you are serious man and that you want to have the same I want to!!
You know, my mood is so optimistic this day that i want to tell you about my dreams. Actually I'm such a dream girl that you can't even imagine it. Some of my friends always tell me that i look on the world through the pink glasses((( First of all i don't get why it's so horrible and why they don't understand my views on the world we live in?????? I can't imagine life when you only think that everything around us is black!!!!!!! Maybe in some way i'm a little girl, but i believe that everything in our life depends on us, and that we make our destiny. It's impossible to live and think that someone, here i mean God, rules our actions. He gives us a chance and we make our choice!!!! Hey, i probably should stop, cause it's not actually something i really want to tell you about. I want to speak about the future and dreams, about what we dream, and how to make our dreams come true!!!))) Of course the most global dreams are always about the world peace, about ending of the wars all around the Earth, but today i'm also a little bit selfish and want to speak only about our dreams, mine and yours.
As i've already told you, i'm fond of painting that's why my dream is to visit Italy))) Cause, as you probably know it was the center of the art Renaissance. There are so many amazing pictures and statues of such well-known masters as Da Vinci and others. I bet that you have travelled a lot. And i think it is really great! So, tell me more about it? tell me about the countries you have seen and the places you liked most of all! it would be very interesting for me to hear, because as you know, i have never been abroad!(
You know, I am also dreaming about visiting Japan or even about living there for sometime. I didn't mention it before, but i'm fond of Japanese cartoons - ANIME. But please, don't think that i'm a child!!! Some of them are really not for little kids, believe me. Some people consider Japanese to be weird, but in spite of this fact i am really interested in their culture and would really like to get to know more of it.
Another dream of mine is travelling all over the world. Not just visiting some countries in the search of some cultural experience, but particularly traveling through all the countries possible! From the time i saw the map of the world i understood that the way i want to spend my life is to travel around the world, to know more people who live there, about their traditions, the way they live, think. That's why it's understandable why i'm studying on the Foreign Languages Department, cause this is the way i make my dreams to come true. Now i want to ask you about your dreams. what are they about?
I'll be waiting for your answer)))))))))))
And please, keep all my sent kisses and best wishes!!!!!!!!!
Your O13na.

So you're a foreseer, huh? Something tells me you aren't foreseeing that you're getting baited.

So, I f-ed around for a while, doing other things, when I decide to get back to work.

April 8, 2009

Dearest O13na,

I'm so sorry it took so long for me to reply. I have been very busy as of late.

As for your interests, you seem to be very culturally aware. This is
great. I love educated people, it is very important that we understand
as much as we can.

For me, my dreams are quite simple. I would like to play in the NFL
for a little while, but the average career doesn't last too long
(About 2-3 years). Once that is done, I plan to become an actuary, a
financial mathematician that works with insurance and pensions. In
this economy, actuaries will be greatly needed, so it promises to be a
very financially rewarding job.

Of course, money isn't the main reason I want to be an actuary. I love
mathematics, it boggles the mind how much there is to it. Our entire
universe is governed by simple mathematical principles. Take, for
instance, the golden ratio. Almost all life is built around that
proportion, especially seashells, which nearly follow it to a "t".

Or the Mandelbrot set, an incredible fractal that can be seen in how
leaves branch out. I suggest you look up the set on Youtube and watch
a video of a zoom into it. The set is infinite in complexity, and you
can zoom in on it forever and always see more detail. Truly
awe-inspiring.

I hope to hear your reply soon!

Love,
M1k3

Adding the financially rewarding part should perk interest eventually.

April 9, 2009

Hello, honey))))))))Your answer to me is full of positive emotions and really interesting, especially the part where you telling about your dream to get to the NFL, and I think that you right about the career, but it was a dream of a little boy))))))))))) You know your letter brought me a lot of positive emotions!!And positive emotions is actually something i need now. You're maybe asking why? Cause almost all holidays have already finished and daily routine is going to catch me((((((((
But i don't want to speak about weekdays, instead of it I want to tell you a few words about my best friend, cause she had a birthday not long time ago. I know that i didn't mention it but i live in the dormitory, cause it's rather cheap and located on the territory of student town, near the university, so i can get to my Alma Mater any time i need. So my friend's birthday was prepared by me and also by the other two girls who we're living together in one room with, and by my friend's boyfriend. It wasn't a huge celebration, we couldn't afford it, because we are just usual students and don't have a lot of means. In spite of all the troubles we decided to make it as beautiful as we could. So, the start was given and the first balloon was blown. At first we decided that we wouldn't make it in our room in the dormitory cause it's rather small and couldn't contain all the people who would come there, so the biggest loan of our small budget was spent on the one-roomed apartment. Surprisingly it was rather sweet and cosy and after some decorations we brought it became amazingly beautiful. The dishes were simple but tasted really good. My friend didn't get anything till we screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". She was shocked greatly, but the way her face looked showed us that she was unbelievably happy. My present was not very big but lovely, I gave her a book she dreamed about, maybe you've heard about it - "Twilight" by Stephanie Mayer. This book is easy for reading but rather interesting. In general the birthday party was great and everyone who came there liked it.
Honey, it would be really interesting for me to get to how you spent your birthday, with whom and where? I hope you'll write me about it in your next letter, and i'll also tell you something interesting next time))))))))) I promise!!!!!!!!
Your O13na

Wait, the vlad knows about Twilight? Jesus, how freaking popular is that book?

I decide to do a short e-mail. I really wasn't in the mood to type much.

April 10, 2009

Dearest O13na,

I'm glad I got your reply. And yes, I have heard of Twilight, who hasn't? Haha.

My birthday's have been relatively average. Parties with friends and family. Last year I had a surprise party.

Sorry if this e-mail is so short. I am finishing up some term papers, so I can't write much.

Love,
M1k3

All very legit sounding...excellent.

Holy crap this vlad is getting serious now.

April 11, 2009

Hi, sweetie!!!))) You know, the day is really hard today, but however i make up my timetable and have found some time for visiting the Interne cafe, from where i'm writing to you this message. I want you to know that day by day i feel myself more and more addicted to you, i cant live a minute without asking myself what you are thinking or doing right now, what are you feeling. It's hard for me to imagine my world without you. I think that you're always here with me or that you're thinking about me. Every morning i wake up with your name on my lips and with your image in my head. These days were rather busy, cause of exams. But, maybe it seems to be weird to you but in spite of space between us I feel your presence and support. For the first time in my life i depend on somebody so much, even to my parents who always were with me i wasn't addicted in all ways. There has always been some space between me and them. But with you... Between you and me i feel no barriers, and every day i say thanks to the person who created Internet, that helped us to meet each other.
Speaking about my hard days i want to say that they are hard because i'm a really good student,i attend all classes, my marks are the highest in my group, and i also manage to lead a really active social life. I'm the class monitor so i have to be the best, don't you think so? In general it is not too difficult but takes too much time. From the other side it helps to survive during the time between your messages. But soon my exams will be passed and i'll think only about you))))))))))
Oh, i should stop crying, cause it was my own choice, nobody pushed me to do it.
And what about your timetable? Are you as busy as i am? And...do you also think about me all the time? I hope you do)))))))))))))
Kissing you and asking you for a new messages, your O13na

The next one, I forget to say, Love, M1k3, at the end. So I sent another e-mail saying that. I'm not going to post that one, it's really pointless.

Yeah, I'm pretty busy myself. Football practice, work, and school take up pretty much all my day. I rarely have any social time. I think about you as often as I can, whenever I am not busy with school, work, or having to memorize football plays (Even then you still cross my mind).

The NFL Draft is coming up soon. Things are looking good right now for me. ESPN is thinking I might be a round-one draft pick, in which case, I'd probably get a really good team as I'm not going to be picked first (The team that picks first is the team that did the worst this past season. This year, it would be the Detroit Lions, who lost every game they played, which is very rare.) I might get to play for the Titans, the Patriots, or the Chargers. I'm really hopeful about it all. If I do get picked early, I could a very high-paying salary with my pick. I hope so, then I could send you and your family some money to help you buy a nice large house, and eventually, have you come over to America, as well as help my own family out.

My own grades have been very good. I have a 3.7 GPA, which is excellent, considering how busy I am.

I hope you have a happy Easter!

April 12, 2009

Hi, honey!!!!!!!!! The day is wonderful today))))) The weather always makes my mood in the right way, maybe that's why this morning is so full of positive emotions!! Sun is shining, there are no clouds in the blue sky and soft breeze touching my face... this day is really amazing!!!! That's why i decided to to the Internet cafe on foot, and while I was walking through the park not far from my university, I saw an old couple - they were walking by the other side of the parkway,gently holding a hand of each other. It was such a romantic picture, that now I can't think about something else. You know, actually it is really a prerogative to find your true soul mate, a person to whom you'll have some strong feelings, such as love. That's not something everyone gets in his life, not because he doesn't deserve to have it, but because of destiny. I truly believe in destiny, that's why I hope it will permit us to meet each other some day ( I hope it gonna be rather soon!!!!!). I think that people, who have ever loved but lost are fools, but really lucky fools, cause every one knows that it's better to love and lose than never love at all!!! That is the reason why people of different epochs and from different countries gave their lives for the eternal feeling, called love. It makes us stronger and better. But it also makes us weaker, cause when we are in love with somebody we always think not about ourselves, but about them, people who became our world.
I believe that there is also some special felling between us, cause every word that I wrote in my last letter is true!!!! It's hard for me to live without you, I begin my day rereading your messages, thinking about you))) I really hope that there will be a chance for us to meet. Cause destiny has always been favourable to me. I think I'm lucky !!!!
Yeah, i know that you are very busy so it is wonderful that i can get your letter, dear!!
Hoping get your answer very soon,
your lucky girl O13na)))))))))))

That's where it stands right now.

Any ideas for the next part. I mean, I can do it on my own, but I'm always willing to accept the help of others in my romantic adventures with this unsuspecting vlad Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:12 am

It looks to be script still, dont be too concerned with your reply yet.

Quote:

Hello Darling Vlad
I have had a busy Easter and not had time to write, please tell me more about your family, do you have a pussy, it seems all Russian girls have one, could you please send me a photo of yourself stroking your pussy

Regards
Your name

If she tells you about family and pussy and gives you pictures, ask another question, if not, ask the same again

Vlads could stay on script for a month or more Wink

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:29 pm

lol murry you're so bad -- it's great !!!

I have only done lads, no vlads yet...but I would think you'd want them off script as soon as possible - so I'd ask personal questions, not so much about yourself - ask about her pets, neighborhood, friends, favorite foods, favorite art, etc... things she's not telling you yet and may not have a script for...

then when they don't answer, get a little more insistent on that question - and ask why they won't answer it ...

and if she has a cat, I guess then you can ask about her pussy Embarassed

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:34 pm

Her cat is precisely what I was referring to Confused

The main reason for asking one question and repeating it is so you know when they are reading your emails, I personally loved getting them to send recipes knowing full well that Boris is an arrogant chauvanist who wouldn't have a clue how to cook Wink

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:30 pm

The worst thing about russians, you can have them off script for an email or two. Then out of the blue, their back on script for another 2 weeks. You need not worry about what you write, just becarefull. I've lost quite a few over them or the next level above them reviewing my previous emails, noticing me saying non sensical things and drops me in a minute.

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:58 am

I've got one who likes to cook, this arrived the other day

Quote:

We Marina today decided to go to Japanese restaurant
to try sushi. Japanese cuisine, we did not like, we prefer Russian
kitchen. Marina said that I cook better. I love to cook, so I spend a
lot of time in the kitchen. Especially I like to cook dumplings of
homemade, borscht, blini. Neil, you try Russian cuisine?

You know how to cook Maybe you write me a prescription, nothing like a good perscriptionyour
favorite food? I would be happy to prepared for it.

I am a hospitable man. UR I like to cook different dishes. I
have a home there is always that meal. But I do not eat much,
because it supports the body.

So it got a little bit lost, it's the thought that counts

I've got another one who drops in and out of scripts, Five months now and it still won't ask for money, Just goes on about the bloody weather.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Mar 2009 Posts: 94

weareborg wrote:

I've got one who likes to cook, this arrived the other day

Quote:

We Marina today decided to go to Japanese restaurant
to try sushi. Japanese cuisine, we did not like, we prefer Russian
kitchen. Marina said that I cook better. I love to cook, so I spend a
lot of time in the kitchen. Especially I like to cook dumplings of
homemade, borscht, blini. Neil, you try Russian cuisine?

You know how to cook Maybe you write me a prescription, nothing like a good perscriptionyour
favorite food? I would be happy to prepared for it.

I am a hospitable man. UR I like to cook different dishes. I
have a home there is always that meal. But I do not eat much,
because it supports the body.

So it got a little bit lost, it's the thought that counts

I've got another one who drops in and out of scripts, Five months now and it still won't ask for money, Just goes on about the bloody weather.

I always loved it when I get prescription drugs in my food. Lol.

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