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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:17 pm |
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iMike wrote: |
I really do have two sheds |
I only have one but it was used as a marijuana grow op by the previous owner. |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:07 pm |
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I am right handed but i can do most things with my left hand too except writing and mast....(cough) ahum . And i have a build in compass, i never get lost. |
_________________ www.scamwarners.com
I'm always right! - Branwen
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:16 pm |
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How could I forget? In the movie "Dances With Wolves" when the Lt arrives at the deserted fort and is walking through the buildings. He comes to one where there are morning doves sitting on a fence. Those are my Dad's morning doves.
I remember he and I were going on a trip to Montana but we couldn't leave until this guy came and picked up all of Dad's morning doves. I was ticked because it was 4 hours past the time we wanted to start out. I asked Dad what the guy was using them for. Dad replied that they were making a movie about wolves over by the river (Missouri).
When the movie came out and I realized that it wasn't a documentary movie but a Kevin Costner movie I about died. If I had known that we would have delivered the dang doves in person. Thanks, Dad! |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:50 am |
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I don't snore. |
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Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:58 am |
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When I was 4, I was in daycare at a playboy club. |
_________________ "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more..." |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:39 am |
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^^ I wish I was that lucky ^^
Im a dad who would take justicebserved to day care at a Playboy club |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:25 am |
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I ODed on Valium once, had to be rushed to the hospital halucinating, I stranegley remember things about that day that are simply not possible.
I was 4 at the time |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
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Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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drbo
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 127
Location: Canuckville
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:42 am |
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I spend hours and hours baiting and playing MahJong online... |
_________________ Killing mugu's time and cash is what I do...
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I have taken $297,636.58 worth of useless checks off the streets. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:14 am |
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I love to cook!
Saturday afternoon I repaired potato salad, pasta salad, baked ham, green beans, deviled eggs, mac and cheese, baked apples and rolls.
Oh, we picked up an ice cream cake at Dairy Queen.
Had a lovely Easter with my family. |
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:29 am |
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At the age of 38, I am proud to say that I can still suck my own toenails.
Should I never need to. |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:31 pm |
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^^^Hope there is no need.
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I repaired potato salad,..........................etc!
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Already did an edit for spelling, wasn't about to edit again. So, I'll ROFL with ya.
Btw, fact is we are about to start up them engines. |
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:51 pm |
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3 random facts:
I'm under 30.
I know how to take the square root of a number by hand.
I love to ride my bike and race on occasion. |
_________________ x48; x10 x7; fake checks: $592,854.89 USD ==> Biggest Fake check: $450,000.00
"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction." - Cathartic Kate
IF YOU MEET THIS MAN ON GROUND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RAIN ABUSES ON HIM...I WOULD ADVICE YOU READ AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND HIS E-MAILS VERY WELL BEFORE YOU START INSULTING HIS PERSONALITY. - Rev. Niklas
Thank you for your Undiluted Assictance and we hope to have a Lasting business relationship with you. - Hou Weijun
YOU ARE A F***ING BASTERD!!! - [Account reported] Dr. John E. Telex/Foreign Remitance Department
<a href="/forum/viewtopic.php?t=159622">Getting into collecting accounts from ASEMs? For a breakdown of a simple example bait: Click Here</a> |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:18 pm |
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If I eat certain foods, I'll get nightmares/strange dreams. Sometimes I'll get a whole lot of them in one night. Pizza or Mexican food seems to do that a lot. Also spicy food.
It's free entertainment. I don't need to rent DVDs. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:31 pm |
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^ this reminds me on: once i have eaten to much meat at dinner, and feeled heavy and burdened. in the night I had a dream about beeing a deer and get hunted and killed. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:03 pm |
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^^ I once had a dream that I was walking around in downtown Lagos, looking at all of the people and wondering how many of them were "lads".
I think that one was triggered by Mexican food. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:51 pm |
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I like food! |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:09 am |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:09 am |
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I once appeared in a Casualty (UK ER-type show) Christmas Special. |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
x 236 |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:48 am |
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I like reading random facts about other people. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Lady Warmonger
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 154
Location: the hills of the hoosier state
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Thu May 14, 2009 6:04 am |
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I can appreciate singing happy birthday to an AK 47--I talk to all my battle rifles.
I have 57 rifles, pistols and shotguns.
I shoot and load for all of them.
I don't hear voices in my head. any more
I served 12 yrs in the US Army and My Da is a Marine(semper fi)
I also have a multiplicity of other strange facts |
_________________ 'ya gotta cut a line and stand for something--or you'll fall for anything!!!
Before you start smiling, check out that ranging stake that you are standing by.
"Send them up-- I'll wait"
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu May 14, 2009 6:08 am |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Thu May 14, 2009 8:58 am |
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^^^^^Ahem!
In this case, I think an exception can be made.
Not because of the avatar (although, let's face it, the avatar blows me away... heh), but because of the newness of the member, and the awesomeness of the message.
57 firearms... . You are my heroine. How many battle weapons?
(Disclaimer: 22 years Canadian infantry, and I do not own a firearm - there's my next random factoid) |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu May 14, 2009 12:45 pm |
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Ah Jen, not only can the exception be made for all the reasons you mentioned, but because I love Lady Warmonger and was totally just razzing her!
(Plus she hates the crazy-ass squirrel as much as I do. That in of itself is reason enough for the pass on the thread necro. )
Random fact about myself: I watch DoraTheExplorer almost everyday. And there is no one in my house under the age of 19 yrs old. |
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Posted:
Thu May 14, 2009 1:41 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
I really hate DoraTheExplorer. |
DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
I watch DoraTheExplorer almost everyday. |
Are you saying you're willfully putting yourself in agony every day sugarlips? |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu May 14, 2009 1:49 pm |
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