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Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Posts: 29

Hi

this my first so forgive if it doesnt read well. Oh and NSFW.

Basically this guy emailed me trying to sell mobile phones (the non-existant Nokia N98 in fact!)

Still ongoing this one though I think he is starting to suspect

My character is Mr Hugh Sarse (Huge Arse geddit?!!)
scamster is called Michael Botty

-----Original Message-----
From: micheal botton [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 06 April 2009 20:00
To:
Subject: Buyers

Hello Sir/Ma,

This is shoprite electronics & communications and we are located in russia, we find your E-mail addres online and among the list of buyers who is interested in some mobile phones,so we decided to contact if you are still interested in buying the mobile phones.

Kindly get back to us with the specific items you want to buy, so that we can give you all the information which you needed to order in our company and also know about our company ...

Kinds Regards
Micheal Botty
CEO
+79267309970
+79265601496
+79269396822
www.shopriteelectronics.page.tl
SHOPRITE ELECTRONICS & COMMUNICATION

[quoteI replied.....

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Buyers
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 2009 20:13:49 +0100

Hi Yes ,

I need 50 phones Nokia N98 can you get them for me please?

I didnt he would reply but....

From: micheal botton [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 07 April 2009 11:25
To: Hugh Sarse
Subject: RE: Buyers

Hello Sir/Ma,

We can suply you with your need as you have required, we offer the nokia N98 for 350usd per each units..
We would like to you to get back to us with your full name and Tel:#

The shipping cost per each unit will cost you 30usd.

1) Brand new GSM phones (this includes accessories, manuals, boxes softwareand)
2) unlocked / sim free.
3) Brand new (original manufacturer) box - no copies
4) All phones have English language asdefault
5) all material (software, manual) - car chargers - home chargers - usb data cables - holsters / belt clips - wireless headsets (bluetooth) - leather and non-leather carrying cases - batteries .

Our phones are newly built, unlocked, T2 Euro specifications with the operator logo and also comes complete with accessories including an extra battery and a car charger, one year international warranty and manual of your choice including (English, Spanish , Afrikan, czech, Arabic, Italy, Switsz, French and many

etc.).

What is included in the box:

Cell Phone headset
Battery
Charger
English Manual
And anyone who sets new accessories that come with this model of cell phone Box

The phone comes with one year international warranty and its fully unlocked sim-free, it works with any kind of network in all continent, right now you have to call the company to give you more information in other to know if you are seriouse about it in buying right now, so that we can proceed with your order..

We urgently await your call..

Kinds Regards
Micheal Botty
CEO
+79267309970
+79265601496
+79269396822
www.shopriteelectronics.page.tl
SHOPRITE ELECTRONICS & COMMUNICATION

Have you noticed the obvious error in his email yet?

Anyway will all become clear Here is my reply.

From: Hugh Sarse
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Buyers
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 2009 13:10:15 +0100

Dear Mr /Mrs

I want to buy these phones (Nokia N98) , the only problem is that I have friend at Nokia who says these phones havent been released yet.

I think you must mean the Nokia N99, is this right?

If so then I would like to buy them.

Thank you

A definate "Doh!" moment there from him......
He tries to recover...and requests shipping details

From: micheal botton [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 08 April 2009 12:19
To: Huge Arse
Subject: RE: Buyers

Dear Mr Hugh Sarse,

I want you to get me right that the (Nokia N98) is Existing, but not yet been released and the Nokia N99 too as not been released you can only buy the Nokia N97 which has been released and it's fully Unlocked comes with complete accessories and also with one year international warranty..

The Nokia N97 will cost you $230usd including the shipping to you in your doorstep location...

Reply back to us with the amount of units you want to buy?

So to purchase this Phone you have to get back to us with your full name and shipping address for us to get your order packaged and label with your address for safe deleivery..

Here bellow is the details which you have to get back to us with for the purchased and let us know how many units you will be ordering for?

We wil await your swift response with your details, so that we can proceed witht he transaction...

Kinds Regards
Micheal Botty
CEO
+79267309970
+79265601496
+79269396822
www.shopriteelectronics.page.tl
SHOPRITE ELECTRONICS & COMMUNICATION

Hmm ok time to see how stupid he is..the phone number is for the local police station.. but the rest of the details are ficticious (yep really!!)

From: Hugh Sarse
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Buyers
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 2009 13:47:16 +0100

Hi Michael,

thankyou for your reply, I could not help noticing your email says michael botton but you sign your email micheal botty.
Are there two of you?
Have filled in details below.

Receivers Full Name? Hugh Stinky Sarse
Street Address? Poo Lane
City? FaecesVille
State? United kingdom
Zipcode? 1fu cku2
Country? Europe
Phone Number?44 1534 612612

He cannot possibly fall for this, can he? ... He can you know... hook,line and stinker..

From: micheal botton [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 08 April 2009 17:02
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Buyers

Thanks for your mail,

I want you to understand that its still the same person talking to you and you need to know that no one is above mistakes and right now i want oyu to know that it's still the same Micheal botton talking to you.

And the 50units of the Nokia N97 will cost you $11,500usd, and we wil be giving you 15% discount and you will be getting 5 units free of the Nokia N97 32GB and you are to pay $10,000usd into the account right now and once this transaction goes well you will be awarded to be one of our representative over there in your country so that we can supply you bulk orders..

Here bellow is the account Details which you have to go now and do the transfer, so that we can procced with the shipment and for you to be able to get it within 24 to 32hours in your doorstep location..

Here bellow is the account detais..

PAYMENT DETAILS. BANK: ALFA BANK
ADDRESS: KALANCHEVSKY STREET MOSCOW RUSSIA
ACCOUNT NAME: MELYUKHINA INNA VLADIMIROVNA.
ACCOUNT NUMBER:40817840104250004214
SWIFT CODE: ALFARUMM

Amount to be paid is..$10,000usd

We await your soon response on the payment details for the transaction to take place immediately and ship out to you ok..

Kinds Regards
Micheal Botton
CEO
+79267309970
+79265601496
+79269396822
www.shopriteelectronics.page.tl
SHOPRITE ELECTRONICS & COMMUNICATION

Lolling my cute little arse off now! But I want him to actually look at the details so I have to reply as follows...

From: Huge Sarse
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Buyers
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 2009 19:30:48 +0100

Hi Michael,

Can you confirm where you are sending the goods please.

He must get work it out now surely?!!

From: micheal botton [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 09 April 2009 12:48
To: Hugh Sarse
Subject: RE: Buyers

Dear Mr Hugh,

We are sending the items too this address bellow which you have provided for us to deliver them too..

Confirm it if there is not mistakes sir,

Receivers Full Name? Hugh Stinky Sarse
Street Address? Poo Lane
City? FaecesVille
State? United kingdom
Zipcode? 1fu cku2
Country? Europe
Phone Number?44 1534 612612

We Await your soonest response.

Kinds Regards
Micheal Botton
CEO
+79267309970
+79265601496
+79269396822
www.shopriteelectronics.page.tl
SHOPRITE ELECTRONICS & COMMUNICATION

Ha Ha... No Michael no mistakes!!!
And so I reply... Will he pick up on the new receivers name?

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Buyers
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 2009 13:47:19 +0100

Hi Thank you,

That all looks in order.

Mr Tigh Tarse will be the receiver now.

And we will want them shipped as gifts , can you provide a gift wrapping service?

all the best

Hugh

Hmm a gift wrapping service, I wonder if they offer that.

From: micheal botton [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 09 April 2009 14:50
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Buyers

Thanks,

I want you to know that you have no problem about that, we have all kinds of wrapping pappers here in our company and also we will provide the wrapping pappers in other to make it looks like a gift and we will have to assist you in putting some different kinds of frame on it and ship it to Mr Tigh Tarse as gift,

So right now you are to go straight to the Bank and make the transfer so that we can confirm it and ship out your package immediately to the provided address giving to us..

Receivers Full Name: Mr Tigh Tarse
Street Address? Poo Lane
City? FaecesVille
State? United kingdom
Zipcode? 1fu cku2
Country? Europe
Phone Number: 44 1534 612612

We await your swift response

Kinds Regards
Micheal Botton
CEO
+79267309970
+79265601496
+79269396822
www.shopriteelectronics.page.tl
SHOPRITE ELECTRONICS & COMMUNICATION

I am getting a bit bored of him now and so I up the ante hoping he will get all narky...

From: Hugh
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Buyers
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 2009 20:38:41 +0100

Hi

Can you show me samples of wrapping paper, We also need some phones delivered to other members of our family.

Mrs Shi Tarse, Mr Fa Tarse and Master Baters, they all live the address detailed below.

1 Pe Nis Close
Shite Creek
Wagglewaggle
CheeseHampton

They all like cats so if you have cat wrapping paper it would be nice to see , I need 50 units for their shop.

Thanks
Hugh Sarse

Come on Michael, get all angry please...

From: micheal botton [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 09 April 2009 21:08
To: Hugh
Subject: RE: Buyers

Dear Mr

We want to bring this to your notice that we have provided 7 frames that contains the pictures of antiques and we have packaged it with your order which follows as the up catton is have 2 and the down is 1, the right side is 1 and the left side is 1, the front side is 1 and the back side is 1 so all together makes it 7 psc ok and i call you but your secetary picked up the call and tell's me that you were at a meeting that she is going to deliver the message to you i never new if you got my message?

So right now you want 50 units for your Mr Tigh Tarse and another 50units for Mrs Shi Tarse, Mr Fa Tarse and Master Baters to the address bellow so everything will become 100units right?.

1 Pe Nis Close
Shite Creek
Wagglewaggle
CheeseHampton

So right now we are awaiting your payment details into the account which i gave to you in other to verify it and ship out your items immediately ok..

In the attachment is the cat raping papper that we will use so you have to chose the one you like most..

Do get back to us as soon as possible when you make the transfer.

Kinds Regards
Micheal Botton
CEO
+79267309970
+79265601496
+79269396822
www.shopriteelectronics.page.tl
SHOPRITE ELECTRONICS & COMMUNICATION

Heh heh , did you see that he wrote that he had rang my secretary? hmm.. dont think so mate that number was police enquiries...

He also seems to be saying that he is Placing pictures of antiques around the pallet of phones he is shipping to me in order to disguise it...
And what exactly is Cat raping papper......
To be fair he did send some images of cats for me to pick from....
But its not enough for Mr Hugh Sarse......

From: hugh
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Buyers
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 2009 22:34:14 +0100

Hi.

These Cats in your pictures are very far away have you got any nearer cat pictures?

No dogs in picture please. Just Cats.

Hugh Sarse (acting on behalf of Shi Tarse and Fa Tarse)

Surely now he will twig....

From: micheal botton [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 10 April 2009 10:48
To: hugh
Subject: RE: Buyers

Hello,

Look a this another wrapping papper agin but i want you to know that we are using our money to buy all this things so you don't need to give this company much stress being your first time of buying in our company and i want you to know that if you are scered of the customs you don't need to be ok, the company Management will take care of that ok,so i don't think we need all this proccessing you are putting us through..

And tell me is you want 50units to this address bellow?

Mrs Shi Tarse, Mr Fa Tarse
1 Pe Nis Close
Shite Creek
waggleWaggle
CheeseHampton

and also 50units to this address too?

Receivers Full Name: Mr Tigh Tarse
Street Address? Poo Lane
City? FaecesVille
State? United kingdom
Zipcode? 1fu cku2
Country? Europe
Phone Number: 44 1534 612612

We await your urgent response..

Kinds Regards
Micheal Botton
CEO
+79267309970
+79265601496
+79269396822
www.shopriteelectronics.page.tl
SHOPRITE ELECTRONICS & COMMUNICATION

Shall I drag it out a bit further? ..yep? okay then...

From: Huge
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Buyers
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 2009 11:43:49 +0100

I need these shipped today

He is cracking up a bit now..

From: micheal botton [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 10 April 2009 13:47
To: Hugh
Subject: RE: Buyers

See i want you to understand that this is a business and i don't see the reason why you are demanding for the cat wrapping paper which is having cat picture in it and for about my 3 previous mail you have not been answering my question, so now tell me the reason why you want to use the cat wrapping paper??

I await your swift response..

Kinds Regards
Micheal Botton
CEO
+79267309970
+79265601496
+79269396822
www.shopriteelectronics.page.tl
SHOPRITE ELECTRONICS & COMMUNICATION

Oh Bugger , he wants me to explain why I need Cat wrapping paper..
Hmmm ok then...

From: hugh
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Buyers
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 2009 22:34:14 +0100

Hi Michael Bottom

The reason we need cat wrapping paper is because we will be selling the first 100 units as special "cat" editions.
People will also get a free kitten (which we will supply from another source).

We dont want to have to wrap them and as you will be making lots of money we think you should wrap them.

Sorry, is this too difficult for you?

Which question am i not answering?

The cat pictures you are showing me are not very high quality so please show me some better ones.

I have funds ready to transfer to you today.

Good wishes

Mr Hugh Sarse

almost there now..

From: micheal botton [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 10 April 2009 19:06
To: Hugh
Subject: RE: check out the pics..

Thanks for your swift response,

We really understand you better enough that how you explained your self,but i want you to know that right now we have gone through different stores to get some kind of wrapping papers and i want you to know that out of all our customers that we have been having for the past 15 years you are going to be the second person who will be giving us tough time. so i think you should be ok with this pics i will be sending to you ..

Look into the attachment and see then you choose which of them you want ok..

And get back to to me to know the specific units you want to buy if 150 units or 100units..

Await your urgent response..

Kinds Regards
Micheal Botton
CEO
+79267309970
+79265601496
+79269396822
www.shopriteelectronics.page.tl
SHOPRITE ELECTRONICS & COMMUNICATION

Will add more later...[/quote]

Hellish Taskmaster Joined: 31 Dec 2008 Posts: 537

Very nice! I love the cat wrapping paper part.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Posts: 29

Yep but didnt know how to colour his and mine replies differently

Let me try this again with the next 2 emails...

-----Original Message-----
From: micheal botton [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 11 April 2009 20:30
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: phones

Hi,

See i want you to reason with us that when i told my boss about your offer he was not happy and he said we have tried enough that if you want to build a trust that's not the best way to do it, you can as well start from 50units and when this goes well, then you can be more confident in us, hope we are making sense?

So get back to us so that we can proceed on the shipment since we have already shown you the exertly picture of the wrapping paper that we will be using in packaging your order..

We await your swift response..

Kinds Regards
Micheal Botton
CEO
+79267309970
+79265601496
+79269396822
www.shopriteelectronics.page.tl
SHOPRITE ELECTRONICS & COMMUNICATION

Hi Michael,

Sorry about this but I have had to order 50 units urgently from one of your competitors who was more than happy to provide me with a picture of 20 cat paper wrapped Nokia N97's.

He only had 50 units in stock though and I desperately need 100 more so please recalculate 100 units cost please.

I also require the photo for insurance purposes in case they get lost.

This is not pleasing how difficult you are making it to order from you.

Kindly ask your boss to talk to me directly if you cannot make the decision.

You have already bought the wrapping paper and you have the phones . I want to buy the phones off of you so start wrapping them , why arent you wrapping them now. I want these phones , Wrap the phones. In cat paper . . send me a picture for insurance purposes and I will transfer money....

I do not understand how your company continues to operate... I WANT TO BUY THE PHONES!!

You are going to have to wrap them to send them to me anyway...

This has to stop tonight , please email me picture and I will get money transferred..

Western union or moneygram please pick

Kind regards

Hu Sarse

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:09 pm

@OP Did you report that Bank Acct to Alan?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Posts: 29

No sorry am new here .

tell me how please!

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:56 pm

Follow the instructions in this post

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=967356#967356

Then when you've reported it you can claim a Closed lad accounts

for your signature.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Posts: 29

done

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Posts: 29

I dont believe it..

I have trophy pictures of him packing up mobile phones in "Cat Raping Papper"

how do i get them on the site.....

They are lovely

You should see the address label.....
Mr Tigh Tarse.....

I thought that i had lost him....

Any help gratefully received

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:03 pm

You need to sign up with an image hosting site such as PhotoBucket and upload your pictures there. Then you can link to them on here.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Posts: 29

Oh WOW here they are, basically I told him I needed to see shipment wrapped up before I sent money.

I must get extra points cos he is russian!!! lol!

Anyway what should I do with him now?

Look at the label.

how did he not work out what was going on?

Mr Tigh Tarse lol!!!
<a href="http://s669.photobucket.com/albums/vv52/unhappycamper2009/scammers/?action=view¤t=13042009013.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv52/unhappycamper2009/scammers/13042009013.jpg" border="0" alt="tighter"></a>

<a href="http://s669.photobucket.com/albums/vv52/unhappycamper2009/scammers/?action=view¤t=13042009012.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv52/unhappycamper2009/scammers/13042009012.jpg" border="0" alt="tightest"></a>

<a href="http://s669.photobucket.com/albums/vv52/unhappycamper2009/scammers/?action=view¤t=13042009011.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv52/unhappycamper2009/scammers/13042009011.jpg" border="0" alt="tight"></a>

<a href="http://s669.photobucket.com/albums/vv52/unhappycamper2009/scammers/?action=view¤t=13042009009.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv52/unhappycamper2009/scammers/13042009009.jpg" border="0" alt="Mr Tigh Tarse's shipment, doesnt look like 50 nokia n97's"></a>

Hope you can help decide where this goes next!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Apr 2009 Posts: 4

HAHA!! Great job getting the pics of the cat "raping" paper. I was a bit scared of what cat raping paper might look like, I guess I had a different idea in my head.

Keep it up!

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:25 pm

You have the honor of getting my first public reply. I have been lurking and learning. I am surprised at how bold you have been and yet Botty never catches on. Kudos and other cliches! Cool

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Posts: 29

Part 2 coming............ one of his final sentences to me made it into my sig line.......

Guess which one......