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Wile E. Coyote
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 38
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:13 am |
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This character, with $700 million to move by diplomatic courier, was very insistent that he be called (or a number left for him to call)
Goes by the name Paul Michael (and possibly Luke Mensah or Paul Mensah)
His number is +233 243084915
His Barrister is Ocran Andrews at +233 243261315
Please, whatever you do, don't call late at night to order takeout, just pass on my regards. |
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:29 pm |
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but wile E - what if we are drunk and need a taxi? |
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Inkerman
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
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Location: North of the Border
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:26 am |
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but wile E - what if we are drunk and need a taxi? |
Easy! Tell him you want to stop at Wok-U-Want on the way home to pick up your order. |
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UbuntuKid
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 156
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:32 am |
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I'll order a pizza tonight at 2am Ghanaian time. |
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UbuntuKid
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 156
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:06 am |
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LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS
He didn't hang up. He stuck around for some abuse. He asked me what I was sniffing. Also told me I had something up my brain, so I told him he had something up his ass.
Only reason I hung up was because my $1 of Google Voice credit expired. |
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Sid Vicious
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2009
Posts: 189
Location: The medicine cabinet woofing down @ load of Paracetemols ;)
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:09 am |
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Yeah thanks Wile, Noted, i am a single guy so will be feeling particularily lonely at about 2-3am GMT and will be asking him if he can provide some special lady services.. sid |
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Wile E. Coyote
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 38
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Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:01 am |
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Thanks folks, for looking after my lad. I think that he must be very lonely, as he was quite insistent that I call him. It is so nice to be able to assist those in time of need, to buoy up their confidence and show them that they are not alone in this world.
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UbuntuKid
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 156
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Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:22 am |
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Your lad wasn't too happy I got him out of bed to wish him a happy Easter. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:24 am |
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Funny, he still seemed surprised when I seconded your wishes Ubuntu... |
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UbuntuKid
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
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Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:40 am |
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Haha. I actually had Gizmo recording the call, but all I got was 2 minutes of no audio. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
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Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:20 am |
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I recorded mine, and all I got was me screaming HAPPY EASTER, his heavy breathing, then he hung up. I wonder if he will have a happy Easter or not... guess I'd better call again at the same time tomorrow. |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:52 am |
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i thinks i need to get meself a phone |
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Sid Vicious
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2009
Posts: 189
Location: The medicine cabinet woofing down @ load of Paracetemols ;)
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Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:11 am |
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I rang at 02:45 GMT - phone was switched off!
Still gunna need a girl at same time tonight! |
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UbuntuKid
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 156
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Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:40 am |
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Yeah. I'll call for a whore, then let him sleep for 10 minutes, then call for a taxi. If he doesn't turn his phone off, then I'll call back for a pizza.
Has anyone tried calling the barrister? We're all messing with the actual lad, who seems to have gotten wise (turning his phone off), but I doubt he's telling his "barrister" (oga). |
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"Areyou saying your Plunder and fleeBankis nota Ghost Bank?" - John Kuti
"FUCK YOU JOKAR!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO HAIL WHATEVER" - Miss Glades Kala
"AND MUST DEAL WITH YOU YOU ARE DEAD WATCH YOUR BACK" - Mary Daniels
"SO YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW OR YOU LOOSE YOUR LIFE TOMORROW" - Clifford the Hitman |
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UbuntuKid
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
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Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:22 pm |
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And I just got another 5 free minutes to call him, so I did. He told me he liked my company. I'm also an asshole and a bitch, which I take as a compliment! |
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"Areyou saying your Plunder and fleeBankis nota Ghost Bank?" - John Kuti
"FUCK YOU JOKAR!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO HAIL WHATEVER" - Miss Glades Kala
"AND MUST DEAL WITH YOU YOU ARE DEAD WATCH YOUR BACK" - Mary Daniels
"SO YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW OR YOU LOOSE YOUR LIFE TOMORROW" - Clifford the Hitman |
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