Please Don't Call

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 38

This character, with $700 million to move by diplomatic courier, was very insistent that he be called (or a number left for him to call)
Goes by the name Paul Michael (and possibly Luke Mensah or Paul Mensah)
His number is +233 243084915
His Barrister is Ocran Andrews at +233 243261315
Please, whatever you do, don't call late at night to order takeout, just pass on my regards. Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

but wile E - what if we are drunk and need a taxi?

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:26 am

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but wile E - what if we are drunk and need a taxi?

Easy! Tell him you want to stop at Wok-U-Want on the way home to pick up your order.

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 156

I'll order a pizza tonight at 2am Ghanaian time.

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 156

LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS

He didn't hang up. He stuck around for some abuse. He asked me what I was sniffing. Also told me I had something up my brain, so I told him he had something up his ass.

Only reason I hung up was because my $1 of Google Voice credit expired.

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:09 am

Yeah thanks Wile, Noted, i am a single guy so will be feeling particularily lonely at about 2-3am GMT and will be asking him if he can provide some special lady services.. sid

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 38

Thanks folks, for looking after my lad. I think that he must be very lonely, as he was quite insistent that I call him. It is so nice to be able to assist those in time of need, to buoy up their confidence and show them that they are not alone in this world. Laughing

Regards

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 156

Your lad wasn't too happy I got him out of bed to wish him a happy Easter.

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:24 am

Funny, he still seemed surprised when I seconded your wishes Ubuntu...

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 156

Haha. I actually had Gizmo recording the call, but all I got was 2 minutes of no audio. Sad

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:20 am

I recorded mine, and all I got was me screaming HAPPY EASTER, his heavy breathing, then he hung up. I wonder if he will have a happy Easter or not... guess I'd better call again at the same time tomorrow. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

i thinks i need to get meself a phone

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:11 am

I rang at 02:45 GMT - phone was switched off! Very Happy

Still gunna need a girl at same time tonight!

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 156

Yeah. I'll call for a whore, then let him sleep for 10 minutes, then call for a taxi. If he doesn't turn his phone off, then I'll call back for a pizza.

Has anyone tried calling the barrister? We're all messing with the actual lad, who seems to have gotten wise (turning his phone off), but I doubt he's telling his "barrister" (oga).

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 156

And I just got another 5 free minutes to call him, so I did. He told me he liked my company. I'm also an asshole and a bitch, which I take as a compliment!