Lad redubs "my" religion

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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:56 pm

What looked like a business bait transformed into a Cancer Patient modality; no big deal.

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May the good God bless you as you read this mail. Thanks for your kind response to hear my cry. I have choose to carry out this mission just because the Almighty Allah has called me to do so, which the voice of the almighty Allah is the final in a man’s life. Please join me my friend to carry out the wish of the almighty Allah to help the children of the world.
Right now, I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer, which It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for not even my family, until I lost them few years back during the war.

Oh so familiar!

A bit further on:

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Thus, I would need you to get back to me on the following issues,
(1) That you are in a position to be trusted as a God fearing person with such a large amount of fund and dispatched it to charity organization.

Cammy decides to level with him:

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You seem to be a devout man and a Moslem, so I'll have to be straight with you; I'm neither Christian nor Moslem, but Asatruar - the faith of my Aryan ancestors. If this would not be acceptable to you, please say so now.

Asatruar is the official name for the Norse religion as practised today (that Aryan bit is just there for mischief).

But then I get a reply - with an odd feature (emphasis added):

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i received your message and it was quite understood, Asatruar - Aryan is ok, i am happy to work with you Thanks, May the peace of Asatruar - Aryan be with you. Nice to hear back from you, even though you did not beleive in allah we are still serving the same Asatruar - Aryan i do not discriminate we are all one in Asatruar - Aryan's family. sorry for not responding to your mail on time,my health is going worst everyday and I prayed to the almighty Asatruar - Aryan to give me the strength to enable me guide you through every process to clear the consignment from the security firm successfully. Once again thank you very much for your love and care in this regard

Should I should slap him for that?

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:45 pm

How DARE he pray to the Almighty Asatruar without being inside a Holy Boozah Temple. Has he been baptised with the Holy Water of Dansk? Does he even realise how blasphemous it is to pray without holding the BahMayde?

Slap Once, Slap Twice then Thrice.

And a pennace I think.

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

Agreed. Also make sure he's aware you have to be doing a handstand when praying to Asatruar Wink

. I think to ensure he's serious you should get a photo of him praying.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:05 am

@yastreb - The question should be, "How hard should I slap him?" I have a feeling it will be somewhat unrestrained. Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:59 am

For that "she" needs to make penance to The Allfather by hanging from one leg from a tree.

Two or three days and nights ought to do it.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:36 am

Actually Cammy wasn't unrestrained - she must have been in a good mood:

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I know you're under a stress I can't begin to understand, but please don't insult my faith. Asatruar is the name of the religion - not a god. I worship the Aesir, the Norse deities; I give especial worship to Odin Alfodur and Freyja. Please bear that in mind.

The inevitable lawyer, however, will receive no mercy.

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:26 am

Well, he's a little bit back on track religion-wise, but then look what he's done to Cammy (emphasis added):

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May the almighty Odin lead you to complete this good deed and help his children. my brother sorry for my late response always, it always take by the grace of almighty God for me to sit up to access my mails because of this evil illness. Please my brother contact the security firm by monday and get back to me immediately. Please my brother always try to include me in your daily prayers.
May the almighty Odin bless you.

Cammy was forbearing again:

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I can't be your brother as I'm a woman - not even my father would have been cruel enough to call a boy "Camille"!
OK, I'm on it, but please remember that I'm a girl.