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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:31 pm |
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I once used an Aimbot whilst playing Call of Duty Multiplayer.......... |
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Sid Vicious
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2009
Posts: 189
Location: The medicine cabinet woofing down @ load of Paracetemols ;)
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:16 am |
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I am a Medical phenomenon (of sorts) 20 years ago i had a high speed motorcycle accident that resulted in me being thrown from the bike and landing hands first on the road. It was assumed that i had landed on a small sharp stone as i had severed 2 tendons in the palm of my left hand from the wrist to my little and ring finger. After waking from a 90min op to try and reconstruct/join the damaged tendons i was told by the Surgeon that i would never ride a bike again as my damaged fingers now formed a 'claw'! I was devastated as riding motorbikes was my greatest pleasure. Within 6 weeks i was riding bikes again and i still ride to this day and have 100% use of my hand. No Claw, just a sweet looking scar.
Also recieved a civilian award from the Fire Brigade. Thats for another day as i do tend to go on a bit!! sid |
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:48 am |
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^^^^ What Bike do you Ride?
I have a GSX600f for commuting and a GSX 750R for raising my heart rate |
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Sid Vicious
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2009
Posts: 189
Location: The medicine cabinet woofing down @ load of Paracetemols ;)
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:13 am |
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Crashed bike was a Yamaha FZR 1000 Genesis.
Current bike a Kawasaki ZX10R 2006 - its mental and buggers up my pacemaker |
_________________ Me - Viva La Revolution! Ernest Kojo - WHAT REVALUATION?
Johnson Christian -THE GUY YOU WHERE DEALING WITH FROM NIGERIA WAS A VICTIM OF THE RUBBERS WHO KILLED HIM
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General419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 299
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:17 pm |
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Badger Grylls wrote: |
I once used an Aimbot whilst playing Call of Duty Multiplayer.......... |
*GASP* How could you?! |
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:22 pm |
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lareneg wrote: |
Badger Grylls wrote: |
I once used an Aimbot whilst playing Call of Duty Multiplayer.......... |
*GASP* How could you?! |
I know i was old and foolish, I may have to call on R3v D0v3r for a long overdue confession... |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:11 pm |
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I own a caravan. |
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"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:20 pm |
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I need a hair cut.
I cut my own hair.
I still get nervous when I kiss my wife.
I have been in more than five car accidents.
I talk to my cat and I am pretty sure she understands me. |
its true - 4 out of 5 I could have written. but, I am divorced. now.
my mother tongue is german, and its not so easy to find the right terms, posting in english. often it sounds rugged, even for me. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:21 pm |
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I hold 8 different kinds of licence. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:28 pm |
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Random fact:
I am seriously thinking of flying to Somalia so I can marry a Somali pirate. Be still my heart!
Okay so I am a desparate woman but still they have money. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:56 am |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:30 am |
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I've been told that I tend to repeat things. I honestly have no idea why anyone would tell me that.
Also, I've been told that I tend to repeat things. I honestly have no idea why anyone would tell me that. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
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"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:10 am |
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I live in a forest. (loads of mushrooms ) |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:49 am |
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Mushrooms are good.
I live in a forest too and moles are digging up my garden. |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:52 am |
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I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:31 pm |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:19 pm |
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Big mouth or little fist! |
Both probably |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:53 pm |
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I am a fully-accredited Viking.
I was in a love triangle with Lotta and Klaasvaak.
I really, really, really would love to tell you the name of my dog but the mods said they would ban me if I started with that shit again. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:16 pm |
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I really do have two sheds |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:29 pm |
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^^ I do too! Will be pleased to post photos in verification. |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
x 236 |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:53 pm |
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I love Marmite |
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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:49 pm |
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iMike wrote: |
I really do have two sheds |
TheLovelyJill wrote: |
^^ I do too! Will be pleased to post photos in verification. |
Sorry - only posts with photos included will be accredited |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:41 pm |
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Our boat was in about three frames of the Clint Eastwood movie 'Absolute Power'.
When I was in college I once had a summer job counting mosquitoes.
Although I have a nice new car, I still prefer to ride my bicycle to work. That may not seem strange to people in Europe but where I live in the US it's thought of as rather eccentric, but I'm okay with that. |
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- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:13 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:56 pm |
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