Mod Poll - Craig007 (As requested by Craig007)

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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:31 pm

I've been waiting for the Nurse Nasty sitcom for some time now. I heard they signed PeeWee Herman to play you.

Craig is being played by Mel Gibson, due to the incredible resemblance.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

...and you are played by the charming Julia Roberts. For a number of reasons.

The only one I can post here is the location one Razz

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:35 pm

^^^Well, there is my long luscious flowing hair........

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:36 pm

Didn't that PeeWee Herman guy stab someone in the face for being a smartarse? Can't remember? Lucky I'm nothing like that.

Now please stay on topic cachuma, (for once) It's about craig darling, not you. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Nothing like that?!

I've saw the pictures... Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:42 pm

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Didn't that PeeWee Herman guy stab someone in the face for being a smartarse? Can't remember? Lucky I'm nothing like that.

No, he got arrested for whacking off in public at a porn movie theatre.

You sticking to your story that you're not like that?

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

O_o

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:43 pm

Wot? No 'Safari the Tosser' option in the poll?

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:44 pm

Cachuma wrote:

No, he got arrested for whacking off in public at a porn movie theatre.

You sticking to your story that you're not like that?

WOW. He is like me. My hero...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Seven of Nine, you're treading icy waters my friend. ( Did that sound like the guy out of CSI: Miami?) That was the intended effect Wink

LATEST FROM CACHUMA:

Hester: TOO funny!
I love it!

John: Probably too true!

Hester: I'm trying not to get kicked out of this Starbucks for laughing too loud...

John: haha

Hester: they might call the loony bin!
Okay, I have a new respect for NN
He really CAN take a joke at his own expense

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:12 pm

Craig007 wrote:

Lotta, believe it or not, I voted "Get stoned and discuss"

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:41 pm

Oooh, look at this one. Isn't this rock pretty?

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

Lets shoot him Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:56 pm

No more discussion until viewing this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F52dx9Z0L5k

OK, I picked the last one. Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:07 am

With the 007 in his user ID, I think M16 ought to be consulted... unless 007 is 1337 for something or other. Confused

edited to correct reference

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:29 am

Fook me, Whats the world coming to, when you put a Hagas basher in charge, Laughing

Nasty Nurse scribed,

Quote:

Don't get me wrong. I like Craig. When you get to know him he's actually a nice bloke, but.

Definitely not moderater material. Piss him off to McQuarie island, it's nice this time of year.He can order the
Penquins around for a bit. Wink

Fortunatly Borgs haven't been given the vote yet. But he might be admitted to the collective, if he's rejected here.

But isn't he busy with his LIST Crying or Very sad

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:55 am

Oh FFS! Now I have to be nice to Craig just in case he becomes a mod?

[flirty mode] Hey Craig babes! Want to dance with me at the radio show this week? [/flirty mode]

Whew! This is going to be tough.

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:28 am

Isn't he the one who doesn't like cats... or any animal... or anything alive?

Anyone who doesn't like cats can bite me Laughing

NN please add he can bite me to the poll.

Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:03 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

SlapHappy wrote:

I allow him to bait with me sometimes. I don't know much about him other than he likes cow tipping, speed boating and dance clubs. As a mod I'm sure he'd do okay. It might be best if you just made his name a lighter shade of green and gave him a big fake ban button that made fart sounds when he pressed it. That would keep him happy for months.

And that was one of the nicer things I said, NN. Thanks for showing such restraint. Smile

If this means Craig won't be able to insult me constantly and the entire non-human population by becoming a Mod, I'm all for it. The rest of the Mod team treats me like the fine cool cat I am, and leaves me alone. You all know how sensitive I can be. If you put Craig on a choke chain, steel link leash, and a muzzle I would be happy! Then he could scare away the trolls and ladhuggers, and we would all feel much safer.

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:43 am

weareborg wrote:

Fook me, Whats the world coming to, when you put a Hagas basher in charge, Laughing

Please dont mock the Haggis Bashing... Crying or Very sad

If your country was swarming with the little buggers you'd wanna bash them too!!!

Oh by the way can anyone direct me to the Rock pile? Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Ghost, it's clear you are a lost cause Sad

The guy who says I'm a haggis basher (can't be bothered using your name), learn to spell Wink

You are all bastards Sad

Except the charming Dora, of course Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

I thought only men were allowed at a stoning? Rolling Eyes

Did someone say "Jehovah"?

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:57 am

It doesn't sound like a 100% risky free idea to me.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

For NNN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erthun0Pauc

Haggis breeding is a very profitable and rewarding occupation, at least that's what I tell the lads. I have even been assured they have haggis farms in Nigeria Laughing

@ Craig I can assure you my parents were married before I was born though it would have kept the divorce lawyers poorer if they hadn't been Wink

Now let's list points in Craigs favour....

um

He's Scottish

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:34 am

Craig let himself down in another thread by calling a spammer a "bastard".

I feel it only right that someone who uses such fucking atrocious language should not get the job of moderator.

Decorum people. Even spammers have feelings.

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