Mod Poll - Craig007 (As requested by Craig007)

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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:06 am

Some member here called Craig007 wants us to discuss his potential for moderator status. As per usual standard operating procedures I have added the poll to gather the votes for such a request.

Craig007 wrote:

I have decided you should have a poll and discuss my elevation to mod status.

I see a few issues here. Firstly he didn't really have a campaign of sorts and all his 'friends' I spoke with didn't really give me any reassuring comments.

SlapHappy wrote:

I allow him to bait with me sometimes. I don't know much about him other than he likes cow tipping, speed boating and dance clubs. As a mod I'm sure he'd do okay. It might be best if you just made his name a lighter shade of green and gave him a big fake ban button that made fart sounds when he pressed it. That would keep him happy for months.

Cachuma wrote:

Who? Unless he's not talking about me I'm not interested. More importantly, how's my hair today?

Sleepless wrote:

hehehehe. Good one NN. That's great. Wait. You serious?

So without a proper campaign I'm hard pressed to see his commitment to this position. I've added a poll with all the relevant criteria to demote him.

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:32 pm

Does he have an avatar ready to go though?

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:54 pm

No I don't think he's thought this through. He should have had a new avatar ready to go. He may need something with a little more pink.

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:58 pm

I voted. When I'm stoned, I'll come back and discuss it.

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:13 pm

Does it just go without saying that he needs to get a tattoo, or is he exempt for some reason?

Mine still hurts.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

I'm sick of these polls. Just flip a coin like we did last time.

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:33 pm

A new mod? If that means I can stop petting the damn goat I'll all in.

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:47 pm

Don't get me wrong. I like Craig. When you get to know him he's actually a nice bloke, but I just can't pass up the opportunity to throw rocks at him. I have voted accordingly.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

What size rocks?

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

He is annoying me with his posts. Blah, blah, blah. It just never ends.

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:43 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

What size rocks?

Not gravel size. Maybe something big enough to fit in your hand, but not so big as to kill him with the first hit. He must be initiated correctly. I was thinking we might sit him on a high fence as well. Maybe give him some sort of shield, ya know, make it a little more interesting.

I've also checked his reported posts. He's currently at the 22% total of all reported posts. He has a keen eye, which means he could dodge about a fifth of the rocks we throw. I suggest we have a bucket of about 100 each.

@ Pachanga - I have some great PM's from him. I print them out and read when I am feeling sad. Maybe we should compile all of them into some guide for users? A 'What Not To Say' type thing. We'll get Frumpy to add it to Eater U.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

NN, you have my password, don't you? Just read what he wrote to me. You will laugh your ass off, I promise.

Edit: Please add them to the Eater U.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:56 am

I reckon we should get stoned and discuss, especially since he made his feelings on marijuana very very clear.

NN - I'm sure you have my password too, so when grabbing Pachanga's check mine out too Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:39 pm

Here I'll put this out in general chat now. As we've never had anyone ask us for a poll it's difficult to respond. I think we've done a wonderful and fair job. Quick, pat on backs all round. Now lets have a few shots...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Suicide hasn't looked nice until now Laughing

Pachanga, you've betrayed me Crying or Very sad

Lotta darling, haven't we had this discussion before Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:52 pm

Crake is a nice guy. I would never dare to contradict him in public or when speaking to sober baiters. There are days when he does not call me a$$hole as a greeting. He also has my phone and fax number and knows about my martial status. He also promised me a personal hitman and a self-peed avatar. So I vote yes.
You can take the gun away now.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:53 pm

I say give him all the trolls an nutters! That way, you old timer's can just get back to drinking and shouting in the mod lounge while Craig does all the hard work....

See, are you starting to see the benefits of having the new kid on the block now? Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:56 pm

Isn't there an age-limit for Mods?

Craig007 is only 13yrs old NN. You should at least wait until he grows a hair on his armpit.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Jesus, blah! IT's a vendetta, I swear!

Lotta, believe it or not, I voted "Get stoned and discuss"

Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:07 pm

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Cachuma wrote:

Who? Unless he's not talking about me I'm not interested. More importantly, how's my hair today?

Nurse Nasty, that is NOT what I said. If you're going to quote my private messages to you publicly, the LEAST you could do post it accurately. What I REALLY said was this:

Quote:

"Who? You mean that Scotsman who sounds like a 12-yr-old castrated boy? Have you HEARD his voice? He says he's male, but I'm not convinced. More importantly, when would you like to brush my long, luscious flowing hair again? You loved it so much last time, and you've been a good boy lately, so I supposed I'll let you."

Oh, and regarding Craig, upon reflection I think he would make a fine Mod. We all know that a distinct lack of maturity is one of the key attributes for a successful mod. Wink

Editing to add: I voted to all get stoned and discuss. Who's got the hooch?

(And in all seriousness, Craig is a great baiter,and would probably be a fabulous Mod.)

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:19 pm

Balls to moderating.

Make him admin!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:24 pm

Cachuma wrote:

(And in all seriousness, Craig is a great baiter,and would probably be a fabulous Mod.)

HAHAHA! That's great. I love your sense of humour.... Fantastic stuff Cachuma. Just glad we're not letting you pick them... whew

Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Well the person that picked you must have been stoned, or something.

I look at lotta for that one! Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:28 pm

Great stuff craig. You should have your own sitcom... Do you write your own material? Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Yeah... you'd be the Joker. I must confess, this is one helluva funny prank you have pulled here Laughing

All you mods whom I PM'd, playing along like that. Very well acted Laughing

No, my material comes from "NNs guide to snarky"

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