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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:43 pm |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7987061.stm |
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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:46 pm |
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Sweet whats 6 x 30 secs  |
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General419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 299
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:00 pm |
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The men who tested the spray, called PSD502, were able to last 6.3 times longer on average.
In comparison, men who tested a "dummy" spray containing no drug lasted only 1.7 times longer. |
Did they have some scientists sitting there watching people have sex with a stopwatch or something?  
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| Most of the men had tried other treatments before, the most common being oral antidepressants. |
I can think of some very good oral antidepressants... |
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George - "please stop calling me okay thanks."
Cliford - "YARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR TIME IS UP SO YOU WILL BE KIDNAP ANY TIME FROM NOW"
Mark - "I would lactate because I broke the law"
Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:21 pm |
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| ..the definition of what constitutes a premature climax does vary. |
I use the Roger Bannister method..I finish in under three minutes.
I went out with this posh totty for a while. She never came...she arrived.  |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:26 pm |
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| watching people have sex with a stopwatch |
Thats just pervy, I prefer women not watches. |
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:27 pm |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:55 pm |
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What does this mean if you can already last for an hour then? |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:22 pm |
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Or 3 days?
When's she gonna have time to do the washing up? |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:28 pm |
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Is there a way this can be turned into a modality?? Hmmm.... |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:44 pm |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCeI0e7EKDc |
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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:54 pm |
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| extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes |
i misread this originally and thought "what kind of loser can only hang in there for 30 second"? |
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"nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
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General419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 299
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:02 pm |
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| extended their love-making from half a minute to almost four minutes |
i misread this originally and thought "what kind of loser can only hang in there for 30 second"? |
You read it correctly. The people could only last 30 seconds without the drug. |
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George - "please stop calling me okay thanks."
Cliford - "YARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR TIME IS UP SO YOU WILL BE KIDNAP ANY TIME FROM NOW"
Mark - "I would lactate because I broke the law"
Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:11 pm |
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30 seconds? it takes longer than that to take your clothes off. what's the point?
I wonder, were the 30 second guys 18 year old males?
I remember when I was 18, I mean not me, a friend once told me when he was 18. |
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"nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:14 pm |
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It would be cheaper to use spray on starch, you'd be able to keep your stiffy going for ages. |
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Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:22 pm |
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Just rub some 'charlie' on your bell end 
So I have been informed! |
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drbo
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 127
Location: Canuckville
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:15 am |
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Is it just me or does the idea of numbing the penis seem to kinda take the pleasure out of sex? I mean sure, It's great that the guy can bang away at her for hours but, I would think that it might not be so great for him...
meh... gimme a few beers and I can last for hours... well... not really but it seems like it. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:31 am |
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It's really funny reading this thread without having first viewed the link. |
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General419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 299
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:45 am |
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| It's really funny reading this thread without having first viewed the link. |
I'd describe it as disturbing |
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George - "please stop calling me okay thanks."
Cliford - "YARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR TIME IS UP SO YOU WILL BE KIDNAP ANY TIME FROM NOW"
Mark - "I would lactate because I broke the law"
Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"
Get a shiny ORANGE name! Try clicking here! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:06 am |
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drbo
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 127
Location: Canuckville
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:34 am |
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Ive said too much  |
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Gold Hat
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:47 am |
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| "what kind of loser can only hang in there for 30 second"? |
Hey! . . . . don't mock the afflicted. It's my soap and I will wash it as fast as I want . . . . so there! |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:11 am |
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| Every time they had intercourse during the three-month study period, each couple measured the time to ejaculation with a stopwatch. |
On your mark....Get set...... GO!
No! Stop! Wait, didn't push the button hard enough.
Come on, again?
OK, I'm ready this time. On your mark....Get set......
Hold it! Need to readjust something here.
Ok, count down from 5
5..4..3..2..1...Go! Go! Go!
*a few minutes pass*
Phew! How'd we go this time?
Dunno, I dropped the blasted stopwatch... |
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:00 am |
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Dont knock the 30 second shag!
It is extremely useful for when the girlfriend/wife fancies a romantic evening and you wanna watch match of the day.
Blame it on stress, sit back and enjoy the footie.  |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:05 am |
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Get your aim wrong in the heat of the moment and you truly will be a total numbnuts! 
To much information ...
Also ... can you be sure you're going to actually have penetrative sexual intercourse precisely 5 minutes from now? ... What if she decides to give you a BJ instead? |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:44 am |
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| What if she decides to give you a BJ instead? |
I would be so fecking lucky. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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