Count The 'Darllings'

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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:16 pm

Quote:

Nancy Garang to me
show details 11:25 AM (8 hours ago) Reply

Dearest Love,
darlling Lovely Sunday to, you, darllin i am sorry for write you so late darlling we are having a program at the church darlling that is why i could'nt back from the church on time.darlling I believe it is great I read your last mail and i realized very well that you are someone who would treat me with love and understanding as i have gone through a lot of pains. darlling I appreciate your effort towards me darlling,please let your interest to assist me transfer this money to your position pending my arrival to meet with you to start a new life darlling. i do pray alot for our lord to guide and protect us till we meet inperson.

As i told you in my previous mail, darlling i am presently living in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the death of my parents, darlling things are very difficult here and all my hopes is on you and for you to assist me transfer 5.7 million dollars deposited by my late father at SOCIETE GENERALE DE BANQUE AU SENEGAL to your position so that you can send some money for me to prepare my traveling documents to meet with you.

darlling I have informed the bank about our plans to claim this money and the only thing they told me is to look for a foreign partner who will stand on my behalf due to my refugee status. In this regards darlling i will like you to contact the bank immediately with this information,telling them that you are my foreign partner and that you want to know the possibilities of assisting me transfer my 5.7 million dollars deposited by my late father Dr.John Garang, of which i am the next of kin.please send me your phone number and home address.

The contact information of the bank is as follows:
SOCIETE GENERALE DE BANQUE AU SENEGAL
Avenue LeopoldSedarSenghor, Dakar

Email = [email protected]
Email = [email protected]
Contact person .Dr.Warziely Karziem
Bank Account number, 0030250510296
Telphone +221 77 2459568
Fax line 338944004.
When you contact the bank tell them that you are my foreign partner and that you want to assist me transfer my money to your account due to my refugee status here in Dakar Senegal please darlling try and call the bank on phone to fast every thing up so that they will not delay your mail darlling. I will like to stop here and await to hear from you. Sincerely yours Inlove without end

Nancy .

Fourteen!

I'm definately replying in a positive 'loved-up' vein. I have to see if we can beat that score. Anybody want to hazard a guess? I think I might say I love being called 'darllin' (sic) but much prefer.......................suggestions welcome.

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:18 pm

Love it!

One of my lads called me "daddy" 17 times in an email half that size. It's hard to read and not pee yourself laughing.

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:39 pm

lol de-educate the lad ...

darlin(g) is something that waitresses call their customers, what is much more loving and personal is:

my biatch

pussy (short for pussy willow, girls love to be called that since it's so pretty, warm and fuzzy)

my love muffin

my sex pot

you witch (he is so captivated by you)

I'm sure I'll think of something more clever once I'm done with this post -- lol -- good luck Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:20 am

K*ntface it's the in thing don't you know and Westerners love that term of affection

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:47 am

My dearest ComDumpstor?

beloved shagbucket ?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Squeezebox?

Pooh Bear?

RumpRoast?

CuddleBug?

Lamb chop?

Hot Buns?

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

They could at least spell "darling" right! Laughing

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

I have lads call me fat ass because it means they accept me.
I love to be called shrew by my lads too. It's so loving.
Every woman wants to be called those names you know. Wink

Since you are a guy "beerbelly" might be a good one or "shorty cock" baldy, moma's boy, pinhead, things that other men would find revolting if called that and dump the crazy scammer witch.

The list is endless with manly insults that you LOVE so much.
It's always an honor to be called those names. That means you are accepted and loved by your woman.

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:38 pm

What a SWEET mail??? Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Mar 2009 Posts: 66

Inkerman,
I have been baiting this lad for about a week now. I am very upset with you Wink

You are stealing my girl. I don't get anywhere near as many "darlings" as you! Do you think if I send her money she will love me more/ Wink

Has the lad sent you any pics yet?

PM sent

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:41 am

I cannot believe this, this just dropped into my inbox after I challened the promised 20% as not enough for the work. Made me do a bit of a double take Surprised

Note: totally out of chracter from the inital scammer email..only 5 darllings for me.
Double Note: if you read it aloud in a Fran Drescher accent it is just magic. Laughing

Quote:

Dearesty Love ,
Goodmorning!! darlling i have redaing the mail you have sending to me , darling please i will like you to contact the bank immediately to seek the posibility of the transaction to your account darlling. I will like you to inform me soon as you have sending the mail to the bank darlling so that i will go with rev to the bank to confirm your mail darlling.I will have to stop here and await to hear from you.
Sincerely yours Inlove without end
Nancy

I will send instructions for them to contact the bank darling.

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:46 pm

It might be an idea to keep in touch over this one and have it culminate in us all flying out, on the same flight, to meet her.

Let's have some fun.........................dahlinks

Barrister; I posted the above before I read your PM.

Yes, Yes and thrice Yes.

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:49 pm

@Barrister; Have you got your pictures from 'our' girl yet?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Mar 2009 Posts: 66

Yep. Got two in the second email. I asked for more in my reply and got another in the third. Asked again and I got the first two again. I just asked for more and I think he is out of pics already. We will see if I get more!

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:38 pm

I have told her I like the name 'Tr1angle', so see if you can go for something complementary like 'Red'. Just a thought.

She loves me y'know..............not you.