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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:38 pm

Lucky hasn't been informed about Jack's demise since I never found out if he and Johnk ever met. I suspect not, so Jack may or may not be still alive from Lucky's perspective. Jack got the same "I have a model for you" email, so right at this moment Lucky is totally unaware of Jack's live/dead status. It all depends on if he and Johnk are in contact with each other.

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:41 pm

Seems that iam a new co-worker for Mo0seknuckle M0deling

Quote:

Hello Lucky,

My name is J0hn B0sh from Mo0seknuckle M0deling
Got your mailadress from Mr R@ndaII, seems that iam now your contact person for the MkM photo modeling shoots..

Also i do the payments for that part off MkM, do you prefer to talk about the payment that are still open now or after the photographs??

Regards,
JB

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:42 pm

Quote:

Dear R O,
Thanks for your mail.Mr.J B have already contacted me on the issue of payment.

Regards,

Lucky U

Good. Before payment - a little assignment, please...
PS. He has signed the contract. Now that he is starting to work only now, payment won´t be before the end of this quarter, so July 1st then - and only in cash at an event.

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:55 pm

Even on a Sunday this lad os working
Here is the replay from Lucky U

Quote:

Attn:JB

Dear Sir,
Thanks for your mail.You should expect this issue of payment to come up because most of the unknow model i have met,the first question they asked was about how will they be paid.

Also,I prefer we talk about the payment after you must have receive the photographs and it is acceptable by Mooseknuckle Modeling.

Regards,

Lucky U

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:03 pm

New flesh

Quote:

Subject: just be honest to me

Greetings to you Mr.RandaII,

Thank you for you mail, i really appreciate every thing you stated in
your letter.

For the application form i have fill all but due to i don't have a
scanning machine at home,i will send it to you by tomorrow.

I promise i will provide to your company many good models that you will like.

Before i will send there picture i have to be sure that i am 100% a
member of M00seknuckles Modelling Enterprises, because all the models
i will present to you have to be sure of me before they can be able to
allow me to take their pictures.

Hope you understand me.

I perfectly agree to the working conditions, and i am willing to work
for the company in the best of my ability.

Looking forward to hear from you.

Regards,
Harry.Add0

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:05 pm

Quote:

Hello Lucky,

We from M00s3knuckle M0d3ling always let a new co-worker first
do a sort off practice test to let them proof what the are realy can.
The practice test is to make 3 photos of a theme we give them.
To see if the new co-worker can follow the requests script that all
our clients giving us at the start off the assignment by the letter.

Later when you have send us the 3 photos, a team at off expert
photograph will see and examinate the work off the co-worker.
And when the are all happy with photos than this person gets
a good job in the M00s3knuckle M0d3ling company.

The are needed to see if we at MM are find the work you
making for us is that perfect for the highest standards at MM.
Plus we can also see at the photos if you do excecly what
the client is asking for.

From Mr. RandaII i got the massage that you already had a Lingerie model contracted.
So we go out from that for your practice test.

The theme we have thought for you to make the 3 photos off is the follow:
1. a model in with white lingerie (at your own choise what sort off lingerie)
2. a "wild" Leopard, becouse white lingerie is coloured so nicely with the yelow/brown black skin of that animal.
3. if you cant find an Leopard and other big cat is also perfect.
4. the composition off the photo we let it all to your ideas.
5. the 3 photos needed to be sent in at least 3 MegaPixel quality. (beter quality may aswell)

Mr. Lucky i hope i did not scare you to much with this small task that i ask for.

Regards,
JB

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:15 pm

Dr Alan, Man of Birds, contacts Jack after his frustrating exchanges with Emily.

Lad wrote:

Hello my Brother Jack,

How are you today, I give you a name to send the money to me so that i will have those bird's sent to you but you did not and the person you ask me to contact is plying with my entaligent, I give him/her my name to send the money through Western Union or Moneygraam and he/her did not do so , he requisterd that I shoud give him a bank account and I do give him bank account and he still get back to me with a list of bank account and i did not get account in any of those bank.

So if really you need this Bird's have the money sent to money immidetily.

Waiting for the goodnews from you.

Dr.Alan.

It appears he is unsure whether "Emily" is a man's or a woman's name at first, and then decides that it's a man's by the time he reaches the end of his mail.

But Western Union or Moneygram? What the heck kind of amateur organizations would use those cowboys to transfer money???

Jack wrote:

Dear Dr Alan,

It's good to hear directly from you again!

I've been updated from Emily (she's a woman, please note) about your progress receiving the payment, and I have to say that I'm a little disappointed that you are insisting on using very insecure and unbusinesslike payment methods. No trusted company in the US uses such easy-to-abuse services as Western Union or Moneygram. These are known avenues for transferring money to criminals and scammers, and as such no professional business uses them because the funds can easily be diverted to other people. It's just too risky, basically.

Also, with the increased threat of terrorism, bank to bank transfers take a long time UNLESS we transfer to a bank that has already gone through the process of being investigated and found to be 100% risky free. I assume that Emily has sent you a list of the approved banks, yes? These are the banks in your area that have been passed for secure (and quick) payment transfers. If you insist on another bank, and that bank is not an approved institution, then there is a mountain of paperwork to go through that takes weeks, often months. It's stupid, it's annoying, but MM is based in the US and so we have to abide by US laws.

Please, no more mention of Western Union... only amateurs and criminals use that service these days.

If you need any more assistance---for example, if you don't understand anything I've written here---then please write and we'll sort things out so that you are happy and that my company is not under suspicion of illegal money transfers.

thanks,

Jack

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:22 pm

he sends a similar message to Emily

Quote:

Good day to you too, Am still waiting for the goodnews if you have mada the payment , I give a name for you to go to Western Union or Moneygram and make the transfer you said no that I shoud give you account and I do give you account and you get back to me and start telling me that in U.S.A that I know there no western union transfer and there are some Bank you make transfer to , Ok did you know what give the money to Mr.Jack and he will send it to me,

If really you want to send the money to me do it .

Dr. Alan

She replies

Dr Alan

How are you? I am confused by your email because it appears you have either forgotten or ignore the information I gave you. I will again say, because of US laws, we can only send money through bank transfer!

I told you we will transfer the money directly to your bank. I told you this in my previous email. If you are unable to wait the 6-8 weeks, you can feel free to select one of the approved banks from the list I gave you and you will have the money in a few hours.

Have a nice day

Emily

edited to add

we have yet another interested lad. It's always about the money

Quote:

Dear Sir,
I am recommending my first female model to you but still asked a question on my last mail to you that were still unanswered. As an agent, if I recommend female model that will qualify me for a first installment. I want to know your mode of payment because the models I will commend have asked me this question of payment and it is very important we discuss the issue. If we can have sign agreement letter before sending you the first three photograph of my first recommend female model.

Please let me know how you make your payment to your agent and to the model recommended to you. You will be looking out to see my female model wearing lingerie. You should expect see special 'sexy and seductive' look.

I expect your reply.

Thank you.

Lucky Uch3ndu

Mr Lucky

How are you today? I will answer your question but first I would like to say I am a woman, please do not address me as "sir". Thank you.

Regarding payment, our payments are issued through bank transfer, we do not send money any other way. You will receive payment for each approved client proposal you submit.

I hope this answers your question.

Emily

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:43 pm

mewing_ghecko: Lucky was one of Jack's lads originally. He's been around for a few months now.

In other news, I have a very concise lad here...

Lad wrote:

i need to have your appalication to be a memeber ok,

from mr christopher onn0
ouagadougou burkina faso west africa

I'm suspecting every new contact now as it could easily be a friend of Johnk checking out the truth of Jack's death.

So, Jack's trusty secretary, Mandy Grubb1ewanger, steps in and handles all the suspect ones.

Mandy wrote:

Dear Christopher,

Thanks for your enquiry. Your email was addressed to Mr Jack Smeh0fik but unfortunately he is not available. I am his secretary and will deal with your application instead.
Please find attached a PDF of our application form. Complete it and return it when you are ready.

thanks,
Mandy Grubb1ewanger

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:00 pm

Waiting what may come back from Lucky here, too....he as a Lagos lad qualifies for the Benin 55C in the long run. His IP has no matches with JohnK and JohnK himself has begged us to keep Jack´s death a secret Smile

because it might lead to a riot of the team members!

In contrast to what I thought originally, Lucky had only sent the 1st page of the application. Well, there´s still time to remind him of that if he performed too weakly with Mister X´s photo suggestion...another step to delay his payment, and it´s his fault.

By now I´ve ASEMmed every March entry of the big lad list, replies come in a lot but so far nothing too special yet...still Randy the automat´s duty.

JohnK sent an email just minutes ago - it´s just a headline, "Is there a problem?" Well, I would say so Very Happy

What shall Randy do with him? As the infrastructure is already there, my suggestion is "bank at Abuja". @ mewing_ghecko, what do you think? Same emails to him that Pat had sent to Peter? @ Otterfan, if you want and see a chance in him sending over the 0budu mug you can of course log into my Randall account and convince him from over there if you want.

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:04 pm

FrumpyBB wrote:

In contrast to what I thought originally, Lucky had only sent the 1st page of the application.

Nuh-uh... see here.

As for Johnk, I have a scenario ready to play on him with Jack's sister. There's a will to be read, after all!

Here's his latest email to her...

Lad wrote:

Dear Holly,
It is nice reading from you and thanks so much for devoting time to get to me even in your tears, I personally, will continue to miss Jack for his leadership control and manners in which he does things,
If riches were horses poor men would ride, I wish i can fly tomorrow to Chicago to join thousands of his loved ones and sympathizers to say goodnight Jack.
I don,t have any doubt concerning the continuation of m00seknuckle but please you people must not foget us here for we,ve laboured much and we hope todomore as long as it is for the growth of m00seknuckle. finally, i repeat accept my heartfelt sympathy. and may his gentle soul rest in perfect peace. amen
Waiting for the next line of action.
John.

Holly wrote:

Dear Mr John Kwuf0du,

Your email was very kind and I appreciate it and all of the other emails that I have been receiving from Jack's friends and colleagues throughout the world. I never knew how much he was loved and respected until now. What a shame that it took such a sad event to make me realize this.
The funeral is tomorrow (Tuesday), as I mentioned before. It will be a hard day to get through, I'm sure, but we are determined that it will also be a celebration of everything Jack and his vision brought to the world.
I will be attending the reading of the will later this afternoon, and if there is anything that involves you and your people then I will write and let you know the details.

thanks,
Miss Holly

And Darlington sends a condolence email!

Lad wrote:

Dear Holly,

It was with a great sense of loss when I heard of Jack Smeh0fik death. I wanted to let you know that my heart is truly saddened.

Jack was more than just a wonderful person; he was always so kind and considerate to me that i always welcomed seeing him at every opportunity.
Him passing will not only leave a void in my live, but in the hearts of all those who knew him. Jack will always remain within my heart.

Please inform me on the burial day.
My sincere thoughts and prayers are with you.
With deepest sympathy,
Darlington Onu1gbo.

Holly wrote:

Dear Mr Darlington Onu1gbo,

Thank you for your very kind email. I can't begin to say how much all of the emails from his colleagues and friends around the world are showing me just how loved he was by everyone who met him.
The funeral is tomorrow (Tuesday). It's a shame that so many people can't make it, but that's the price of having friends from so many different places throughout the world.
I will be attending the reading of his will later this afternoon, and if there is anything in it that affects your employment with M00seknuckle Modeling, then I will write and tell you.
Again, thank you for your kind words.

thanks,
Miss Holly

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:27 pm

Otterfan wrote:

mewing_ghecko: Lucky was one of Jack's lads originally. He's been around for a few months now.

It's early here and I've yet to have my dailey dose of caffiene.

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:14 pm

Birdman Alan...

Lad wrote:

How are you today my Brother Jack, I did not know what to do again , if you can go to Emily and get the money from her and have it send to me it will be Ok,

Because I don’t have any other accounts to give you if you trust me you can use your own personal money and do these .

Dr. Alan.

What?!? I told him not to mention Western Union again, and it seems he's taking it literally... by suggesting I send it by Western Union WITHOUT ACTUALLY WRITING THE WORDS "Western Union"!

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:29 pm

And Christopher 0nn0, the verbose lad from Burkina, also comes to me (and his bank does, and his alternative email)...
41.203.237.254 Burkina Faso (Ouagadougou)

Quote:

Subject: Re: HERE IS THE NAME

Sorry for my late reply, I was out of the city for the conclusion of this career business and to get a normal natural face of my gathered pictures from my country here Burkina Faso West Africa which comprise most female and male photos numbering about 4123 copies now, which I will develop to normal standard, and again I have so many good female picture to take only that some of the girls are scared away from taking picture for one things or the other, but I decided that if you believed me and put trust together with me as you bring this business career to my door step I will also assured you of my genuity concerned of this career when I hear from you and you send money for me to set up some branches where to get the bueatull male and female pictures ok, and I will like you to send to me the money for me to do some more gift to ladies and male counterpart for them to accept my picture from them ok,
Your partner,
Mr Christopher 0nn0
Telephone; +226 7B B7 7I 7B;
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso
West Africa,

Is this really the same guy from above? What a heap of drivel! Why 4123 copies? Is this what google.bfa brings on his screen?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:20 pm

Quote:

If riches were horses poor men would ride

Joink is full of funny quotes. Laughing

And a big welcome to Mister X for joining in on this bait. Very Happy

Now, if we could only get these lads to do something, anything, with out them mentioning pay me first. Mad

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:32 pm

Thanks SlapHappy..

Still not a replay from my mister Lucky.

Will wait another day and then i just sent an mail with the simple
question if he still wants to works for MM?

He can only gain lots off ca$h in the futhure if he just sent the 3 photo$
of the so easy test theme Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:58 pm

Erom0nselle submits his proposal.

Quote:

Hello Jeremy,

Sorry for the delay and find attached is the pictures.

Get back to me as you received it.

Regards,
Erom0nsele

real of fake?

either way he failed to follow the instructions I gave him in a previous email; The proposal should be of male models dressed in lingerie and performing minor household tasks (sweeping, cutting grass, painting).

and he spelled the company name incorrectly. Rolling Eyes

edited to add my reply

Er0monsele

Thank you for your submittal, The quality is better than expected. Unfortunately there are a few issues that must be addressed, in a previous email I specifically told you this was a lingerie company, only one of your photos can be construed as a type of lingerie, but that would be a great stretch for the imagination.

In the proposal photos, you spelled the clients company name incorrectly and finally, the client asked that the models "should be dressed in lingerie and performing minor household tasks (sweeping, cutting grass, painting)".

I spoke with the client and showed them what you the proposal you provided, they were quite impressed with the quality but agreed that the issues above need to be corrected. Is there any way you can make the corrections and resubmit your proposal by wednesday? I think I can hold the proposal until then, but I won't be able to hold it past wednesday.

advise me of your thoughts.

Jeremy

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:53 pm

It´s not that bad, MGK Smile

it´s just less work than expected. And wrong...

Another charity scammer who already has models ready but doesn´t queue up for the necessary (ahem!) forms:

Quote:

From: Mrs Mariam T0uray
Subject: Attach is a pic of one of the models

Hello Mr RandalI

I have received your mail and i have gotting up to 6 models right now as you need, So i here by attach a copy of the picture of one of the models for you to veiw and let me know urgently what,s nest you need me to do let me know urgently.

I here by attach a picture of one of the models i have gotting for you and the rest 5 are waiting.

Thanks

Mariam

And here is another new applicant, Mr. Peter Jerry. He is attached 9 pics he found on the internet but is enthusiastic about getting the forms, how unusual!

Quote:

My Friend,

Thank you for you mail i understand all you have said, how can i get your form so that i can fell it, i am realy intrested in this business.

Thank you
Peter

I think I will like him Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:36 pm

Lucky makes promises and an apology to Emily

Quote:

Dear Emily J0hnson,

Thanks for your mail. I am sorry to have addressed you that way. I am ok with your answer. As soon as your company approve my client proposal that I will submit this week, I will now send you my company account information for a wire transfer.

Regards,

Lucky Uch3ndu

and Er0monsele promises to redo the proposal.

Quote:

Hello Jeremy,

Thanks for your email and i will get back to you with the pictures before Wenesday as you have informed.

Regards,
Erom0nsele

I certainly hope he puts more effort into this.

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:40 pm

Awwww, Johnk's just so loveable. Sometimes...

Lad wrote:

Holly,
You are really Jacks sister, Jack was always quick to responding to mails, he never delays in all of his actions since i knew or came across him.
Holly, i actually keep my fingers crossed expecting to hear how the cookies gonna crumble, meanwhile, don,t you think it is wise i have your tele numbers i may want to speak atimes with you as i have taken you into confidence.
Please don,t forget or hesitate to keeping me in touch wit whatever information that is meant for m00seknuckle,s future, i am solemly putting my trust and hope in you.
My sincere condolence message to all the lovers and well wishers of my beloved, higly and respected Don of Chicago. may his gentle soul continue to rest in the bossom of the Almighty.
John with all my heart.

Today is Jack's funeral so I won't be replying until tomorrow.

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:06 pm

Perfectly right.

Quote:

Christopher 0nn0 wrote:

send to me the application to fill,

christopher 0nn0

Quote:

Dear Christopher,

here is it. I´m sorry for my brief reply but I do not have much time this Tuesday.

Do your best and we will do our best for you!

Regards, R

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:06 pm

This mail i did sent to Miss Mariam

Quote:

Hello miss Mariam,

My name is J0hn Bo$h from Moo$eknuckle Mod3ling.
Got your mailadress inclusive the mail you did sent yesterday to Mr Randall Oldman,
seems that iam now your contact person by the MM firma.

Thanks for sending already one off the models photo.
But now seeing this model i get the feeling that this lady is to young off age to become a MM model.
If you can convinced us at MM that your adult models are atleast 18 years old with an official document like an ID..
Keep in mind that when we have needed children models the age will be minimum 16 years.

Also i am wondering if yourself already been an official employee, did you fill out the compleet
forms off MMAg3ntForm by yourself.
I have try to find it in the Company database but for some reason i was not able to find it.
Its posible that you still not have sent it back to MM.

Did your 6 models also have filled out there forms (MMGr@ntApplication) ?
If Yes, can the sent it to me?
If No, can you please ask them all to fill it out compleetly and send it to me.

Would be nice if you can provide us also with a photo off your other 5 models, so that
the company already can go look for the best posible client order to find for your models.
As you know in this buisness time = money.
Waiting for your quick replay.

If you have any question, feel free to send me an email.
And i will answer you as soon as posible.

Best Regards,
JB
Photographic Supervisor of Mo0seknucle Mod3ling

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:58 am

Christopher 0nno is... well, let's not be too harsh... he's hardly the brightest. He writes to Jack's email account...

Lad wrote:

Dear i was addivce to contact you for application into your photo shuting, now i need to get your application ok,

Your partner
Mr christopher 0nno
ouagadougou burkina faso
west africa

Jack's secretary had already replied to him on Monday, telling him that Jack was unavailable and also attaching the application form.

Mandy wrote:

Dear Christopher,

As I explained in my last email, Mr Smeh0fik is not here to respond to your emails, so sending messages to his address is a waste of everyone's time.
Also, in my last email, I attached the application form, which it appears you can't find or have ignored.
I have attached the form again. Please examine this message and try to find it, then complete it and return to this address, not to Mr Smeh0fik's address.
thanks,
Mandy Grubb1ewanger

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:02 am

And elsewhere, Darlington writes...

Lad wrote:

Holly,

A good reputation is better tha expensive perfume,and the day you die is better than the day you are born.It is better to go to a home where there is mourning than one where there is a party,because the living should always remind themselve that death is waiting for us all.
Sorrow is better than laughter,it may sadden your face,but it sharpen your understanding.I think Mr. Jack left a legacy and a blueprint for all of us to follow.The wish of the the death is to fulfill their vision and mission when the are still alive.Mr. Jack must have been buried by now but his reputation speaks volume and encouragement to all that love him.

Best Regard,

Darlington Onu1gbo.

He's been stealing sayings from Johnk!

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:37 pm

very slow today in the company. I sent out a few emails from employees I hadn't heard from for a few days.

Erom0nsel is still a productive employee, and he promised a resubmition of his proposal, but Jeremy hasn't heard anything yet today.

Erom0nsele

I hope you are well. I am writing to remind you that i can not delay the proposal past today and I had hoped to receive your corrected proposal shortly. Please update me on the status of this.

Also, I spoke to the company that makes our employee security badges and they said they should be completed in the next week or so. I will forward it to you when I receive it.

Jeremy

if he meets todays deadline *fingers crossed* he will be invited to our business meeting at the end of next week.

Er0monsele

In my email I sent earlier I forgot to tell you that a few of us will be arriving in Africa on the 17th of April. We have a few issues with some of our other agents that we need to handle.

Do you know where you will be on that date? It would be wonderful if you were able to meet with us.

I await your reply.

Jeremy

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