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General419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 299
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:32 pm |
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Omegle is basically a site which connects you to a random stranger, and you have a one-on-one chat. It's great fun, there are some hilarious people on there. It's worth a try if you have time to kill.
Clicky.
How long do you give it before you get 419 scammers on there?  |
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George - "please stop calling me okay thanks."
Cliford - "YARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR TIME IS UP SO YOU WILL BE KIDNAP ANY TIME FROM NOW"
Mark - "I would lactate because I broke the law"
Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"
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Altair
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
Posts: 24
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:44 pm |
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Well, I connected to three people just now and they all asked me about porn in some capacity, so I think it'll take a while to get a scammer. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:47 pm |
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I chat all day long on Skype with random users. It is great!
Oh wait. Those are my friends. And my mentees. And other assorted oddballs from Eater.
Ok. Carry on!  |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:31 pm |
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I just tried it, and had a nice conversation with a farmer in Finland. We have damn near the same growing conditions, and talked about starting our vegetable garden seeds. (I just planted mine, indoors, today.) |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:40 pm |
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General419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 299
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:46 pm |
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Stranger: "whats youre favourite number between 3 and 5"
You: "Pi"
Stranger: "Fuck youre awesome, I didnt see that coming." |
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George - "please stop calling me okay thanks."
Cliford - "YARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR TIME IS UP SO YOU WILL BE KIDNAP ANY TIME FROM NOW"
Mark - "I would lactate because I broke the law"
Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:57 pm |
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I've spent too much time here. I can't stop myself from going into chat-bait mode.
Some poor sap in France is worried because I crashed my car while driving and chatting with him on my Blackberry. 
Once I realized what I was doing, I tried to back off by reassuring him that I had no major injuries, and the car didn't matter because it belongs to my boss. That might have worked, but I slipped again and threw in that my boss has lots of cars, and donates them to good causes all over the world.
Then he ditched me.  |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:13 pm |
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Yeah, this is loads of fun:
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: you again, what the fuck?? |
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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:52 pm |
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Omegle is basically a site which connects you to a random stranger, and you have a one-on-one chat. It's great fun, there are some hilarious people on there. It's worth a try if you have time to kill.
Clicky.
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Great link - thanks for that. 
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And other assorted oddballs from Eater.
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:01 am |
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I resembled that Dora...
I think that site auto disconnects, or else I really suck at chatting.  |
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drbo
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 127
Location: Canuckville
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:08 am |
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stranger:are you a girl?
me:nope
disconnect
stranger2:hi there
me:hello, how are you?
stranger:i am good. are you female?
me:nope
disconnect
stranger3:hiya
me:I am a girl
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Killing mugu's time and cash is what I do...
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I have taken $297,636.58 worth of useless checks off the streets. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:30 am |
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Do you think my Prinz character has a chance? Or better Paris Hilton?
Oh - this is NOT a baiting chat, is it? Yikes! So I won´t lie until I meet the first orphan/refugee/phone lad.
EDIT Forgot the Frumpy Axiom of computer programmes :
1.0 It won´t run anyway.
1.1 After some hours of trying, see 1.0
1.2 You will have to buy expensive hardware to get back to 1.1
1.3 If it works for you, it´s not interesting or costs money or leads to spam
Yes, Murphy was an optimist 
EDIT It was NoScript again. Working now.
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Stranger: hi
You: hello?
You: anybody here?
Stranger: GLITTER HEY GLITTEr
Stranger: GLITTA
Stranger: GLITTA
You: what do you mean? Gary?
Stranger: WHATS UP WIT YO PUSSAY |
Aah, the blessings of online anonymity....must be a cat lover. |
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Justin Bieber
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 443
Location: No 27 Gbamgbalogun , Akure , Ondo State, Nigeria
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:40 am |
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I just tried it... 
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Stranger: I'm 18.
Stranger: Do you like bondage?
You: no |
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You: hello
Stranger: Hey, do you watch american sports?
You: i watch nascar
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Am regret to knowing you in my life,after you know that noting for me again,no job,no house,no parent,so what am waiting for,it will better for me to kill my self - Footprint
I know you are not ready to help me,after you detroy my life you said that i should not contact you anymore,i will kill my self,and is you and your husband who killed me - Footprint
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Lagos, Nigeria - Hell |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:46 am |
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Stranger: I KILL U
You: No
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where r u from?
You: You ?
Stranger: i ask first
You: Ga.
Stranger: ga?
Stranger: brazil
You: No USA
Stranger: ããm...
You: What's that?
Stranger: a sound
You: OK!
Stranger: whats ur age?
You: 40
Stranger: interesting
You: You?
Stranger: my son is 40 years old...
Stranger: guess
Stranger: between 7 and death]
You: You sugar daddy?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i'm a woman
You: Me too
Stranger: ãmmmm
You: BYE!
Stranger: ok, i'll sutdy
Stranger: tmorow i have class
You: OK!
Stranger: bye
I lied a few times.  |
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drbo
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 127
Location: Canuckville
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:12 am |
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This actually turned out to be pretty cool. I just got off of there from an hour and a half conversation with a very witty woman from Tennessee.
I tried to get her to join this site as she was very quick witted but no dice... she has too many hobbies already. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:22 am |
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I don't even want to chat with people I know, let alone random strangers. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:23 am |
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You: meow!
Stranger: ["You're","en"]
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You: meow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: meow
Stranger: bark
You: meeeoww!!
Stranger: baaarrrrkkkkk!
You: meow meow meow?
Stranger: bark bark bark?
You: meow.
Stranger: bark....
You: meow, meow meow. meow meow meow meow. meow?
Stranger: oh man....bark, bark bark. bark bark bark bark. bark
You: MEOW!!!!
Stranger: BARK!!!
Stranger: BbBaAaRrRkKk!.!.!
You: meow meow meow meow meow mewo meow.
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:48 am |
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:24 am |
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I had one disconnection after I said that I was a girl.
I had one disconnection after I asked how they were.
And then I had a nice chat about the alphabet and the riots over here with another.
Good time killer
*adds to bookmarks* |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:40 am |
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All I get is some spammer. 
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| Stranger: Bored? Of course you are, |
Then some site or other before they disconnect. |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:13 pm |
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Just had a nice (brief) conversation with a tee-total marketing degree student body builder from somewhere north of my location. Couldn't tell you if it was a he or she .... not bothered. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:27 pm |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:34 pm |
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Stranger: say somethin funny
You: somethin funny
You:
Stranger: ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
How could I've known that wasn't what he expected?
And this:
Stranger: Joe?
You: No.. John
You: John Doe, nice to meet you
You: how are you doing?
Stranger: Ah, John is okay too
Stranger: I'm doing fine, how are you?
You: great... great!
Stranger: I'm Jane btw
Stranger: Jane Doe
You: Ahhh.. so we're related?
You: You might just be my long lost sister..
Stranger: That'd be great!
Stranger: My dad cheated a few times..
Stranger: Maybe with your mom?
You: Could be... but then again my mom was a poligamist.. so he might just've been married to her..
You: got to go now.. hope to meet you soon on that upcoming family reunion
Stranger: Lol, okay
You have disconnected. |
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General419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 299
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:50 pm |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Ask me a random question.
Stranger: do you like snails?
You: Yes. Love them.
You: Next?
Stranger: if u were a meatball wot kind would u be?
You: Beef =)
You: Anything else on your mind?
Stranger: no toss some questions my way
You: Do you like anoraks?
Stranger: well they r comfortable so yes |
I had an hour long conversation with somebody who was having a bad day... Told him lots of jokes and he said I'd made his day. He was using the site at work and was trying not to laugh on the phone while talking to customers . |
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George - "please stop calling me okay thanks."
Cliford - "YARRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR TIME IS UP SO YOU WILL BE KIDNAP ANY TIME FROM NOW"
Mark - "I would lactate because I broke the law"
Charles - "your church will luquidate and you shall move from grace to grass..you foolish old ass-hole called revererend...bastard."
Cliford - "and even the police or fbi can not get me i work with them so if you fill you they will help you haa haa haa haa"
Get a shiny ORANGE name! Try clicking here! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:20 pm |
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Stranger: SNAKE?!??!!
Stranger: ARE YOU THERE?!??!?!?!
You: Hi. where RU?
Stranger: WHAT HAPPENED?!
You: When?
Stranger: I can't.. grgrgrgrffrfrgr.. hear y..grgsfGFRFRGFGRFRGF.. ave are you a..fr.gfgrfrggfrggfgrf !?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
I think they choked on an overdose of consonants |
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