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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:33 am |
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Corona wrote: |
Leno, kiss my grits! |
Are you old enough to remember that show? |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:06 am |
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Yup, they change regularly. I can't help it, it's a compulsion. I need to go on Jeremy Kyle or something. A good shouting at in front of an audience of blood thirsty pikeys might just sort it out. |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:58 am |
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What's become of that crispy bacon we had before the war? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:38 am |
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Boddingtons or Black sheep? |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:19 am |
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I av 2prblmsth frs i pety bvou m kybar i fr om rasn isin eer tir lttr hvetreddrnkngcoios mont o berbu tisha nt eledmyseon pobemreats o y oate ad rigeI veherdthm lotig o av m kdnppd ndhed o anomwht hold do |
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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:26 am |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:03 am |
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Is it because you use Twitter? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:08 pm |
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@Badger Grylls: 24 hour petrol station is your friend, 5 litres of unleaded and a 20 deck of Malboro
@SlapHappy See a vet, Get the works and let petplan pay for it
@Spudz Nothing wrong with it, a few pictures of women always help the moral round here, You could always send me some monies by western union or moneygram if that helps...
@lareneg I like your avatar, I approve
@Pastor Frank You didnt ask advice, so this is pointless but I like the cut of your jib
@Yastreb Terrorists took it, Please write to
Taliban Complaints department
Taliban Terrorists
Those big hills in the north of Afganistan
Northern Province
Afganistan
and ask for it back.
@Roycropper If its Manchester made then Boddingtons else Black Sheep
@Star A Star, Please resubmit in english kthnx
@Dutch To make Airbus A319's go skinny dipping in rivers. Or so people called Eliot or Sir Alan can shoot them down.
@Yastreb No |
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Western Union Modality
Leno Phone Modality
My MoneyGram form
Version2 of the Moneygram form courtesy of manbiteslion with a 9 digit MTCN
nope please do not worry abt me any more i quit - Barr Jimmy Tan
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED HELL.YOU HAVE A DISEASE AND YOU REFUSE TO CURE IT.THAT IS FREE VISA TO HELL.YOU JUST LIED AND DECEIVE, I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO FBI AND JAY LENO SHOW - Fred W1lly
Free Pastor Frank |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Posted:
Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:19 pm |
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If you get heart surgery and a get bypass operation they use a main blood vessel from your leg; how does the blood get to your feet afterwards? |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:24 pm |
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Dear Jay.
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation.
I headed straight out the front door... There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Jay, should I tell my fiancée' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?
Or... should I keep the whole thing to myself - including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
Yours,
Confused and Frustrated. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Posted:
Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:53 pm |
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^^^leno allows no one else to answer his thread, so I'll keep it to myself. ^^^
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Corona wrote:
Leno, kiss my grits!
Are you old enough to remember that show? |
I'm only forty twelve and do not remember show, Sir!
My paw paw used to say, "Kiss my grits" but it was always in a joking way.
Sorry Leno, carry on! |
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Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:05 pm |
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I keep dreaming these beautiful girls keep coming towards me and I keep pushing them away
Can you break my arms? |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:11 pm |
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@wokabo There are more than one set of vessels, or they use plastic ones they use on drips,
@Slightlyoutofit, Tell your Mrs to be that you had the test, score some brownie points, or blackmail the folks to buy things for you, either way you will win
Oh and get a picture of her for your wanking collection best of both worlds
@Corona PM me with a really nice note and I may ALLOW you to answer.
@Doodle Bug Yes, but won't your viagra induced hard on keep me away from your arms? |
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Western Union Modality
Leno Phone Modality
My MoneyGram form
Version2 of the Moneygram form courtesy of manbiteslion with a 9 digit MTCN
nope please do not worry abt me any more i quit - Barr Jimmy Tan
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED HELL.YOU HAVE A DISEASE AND YOU REFUSE TO CURE IT.THAT IS FREE VISA TO HELL.YOU JUST LIED AND DECEIVE, I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO FBI AND JAY LENO SHOW - Fred W1lly
Free Pastor Frank |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:44 pm |
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Dear Jay Dreardie,
Is there a sanity clause?
And why can I never decide whether if, no non-graduates need apply, it means that Mrs Robinson may have had to settle for the postman who always rings twice? |
_________________ Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
< никогда достаточно
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:02 pm |
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If Mayonnaise is spelled P-R-A-I-S-E - then how do you spell "Praise"? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:24 pm |
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@Cathartic Kate
Two pronged question, I reckon you should bang Blanche and dump Rita Oh wait thats for my bit in the Sport.
In relation to your questions
- Yes there is a sanity clause, Its known as TAMPAX.
- The postman is having sex with Mrs Robinson, He also bought her some kinky stuff off ebungo
@Yastreb
Its spelt LADS LIKE WILLY IN THE BUM BUM |
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Western Union Modality
Leno Phone Modality
My MoneyGram form
Version2 of the Moneygram form courtesy of manbiteslion with a 9 digit MTCN
nope please do not worry abt me any more i quit - Barr Jimmy Tan
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED HELL.YOU HAVE A DISEASE AND YOU REFUSE TO CURE IT.THAT IS FREE VISA TO HELL.YOU JUST LIED AND DECEIVE, I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO FBI AND JAY LENO SHOW - Fred W1lly
Free Pastor Frank |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:42 am |
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Something that has been bothering me for ages: If the Levy was dry, while drive all the way to it? |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:10 am |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Posted:
Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:08 am |
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? |
_________________ X 27
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:30 am |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Posted:
Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:35 am |
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Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:40 am |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:40 am |
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If a woodchuck chucks wood, does a nunchuck chuck nuns? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:58 am |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:04 pm |
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@Doodle Bug It was the greatest HIV enfested porn star Isa Leaksalot
@Master of Puppets Depends on how many hours he chucks wood for, taking an average 8 hour with 1 hour for lunch as a working day, 50 peices of wood an hour that would be 350 peices of wood
@Yastreb yes and he will chuck lads for 50p more
@Corona in tesco its the chicken that comes before the egg due to the store layouts |
_________________
Western Union Modality
Leno Phone Modality
My MoneyGram form
Version2 of the Moneygram form courtesy of manbiteslion with a 9 digit MTCN
nope please do not worry abt me any more i quit - Barr Jimmy Tan
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED HELL.YOU HAVE A DISEASE AND YOU REFUSE TO CURE IT.THAT IS FREE VISA TO HELL.YOU JUST LIED AND DECEIVE, I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO FBI AND JAY LENO SHOW - Fred W1lly
Free Pastor Frank |
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