A rather amusing name.

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419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

I just got a business proposition from ... They clearly haven't the foggiest how names work in the Western world Razz

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He also said "I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business". How... interesting.

Anybody else seen stupid lad names? I'd love it if some of my lads adopted my character names thinking they were normal, like or .

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:27 pm

Maybe you should put him in contact with Vainy Dick, one of our newest members... Could be a real 'pleasurable' partnership..

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:40 pm

Must be Rooney van Der Beckham the famous dutch footballer Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:56 pm

I love scammer names. I'm baiting one right now who calls himself Johnson Peter - which cracks me up on a couple levels. First, this is another one where he's got the first and last names reversed (I see this all the time). Second, he's using two names that both are used as common terms for penis! Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:28 am

My baiting character is dealing with St@nley N0ns0, for fun I nicknamed him N0nce and even call him that in chat, and found out later that N0nce is slang for a sex offender or child sexual abuser! I can't wait for him to google THAT one

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

So true about the reversed names. That's how they get some of them from the phone directory I assume.

A few I've gotten lately:

Mr. Hail Roland
Dr. Volker Paul
Mrs. Smith Jodie
Mr. Galvan Jim, etc. etc...

Others just spring from their fuzzy little brains:

Mr White Fernandez (??)
Mr Spans Wilson
MR MCFERIN PHOENIX

Fools.

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

Cachuma wrote:

First, this is another one where he's got the first and last names reversed (I see this all the time).

They often get my name the wrong way round as well as their own Laughing

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Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

"Glory Kone" has contacted me regarding her poor dead husband and a cocoa plantation

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:40 am

Everytime I reply to one of my lads mails I change the title of my character 5tuart F1eld1ng.

Sometimes its Sir, Prof, Dr, Lord, Baron et al.

It came right out of the blue when he address me in his last mail...

Quote:

DEAREST APOSTLE F1ELDING START

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

Esq wrote:

Everytime I reply to one of my lads mails I change the title of my character 5tuart F1eld1ng.

Sometimes its Sir, Prof, Dr, Lord, Baron et al.

It came right out of the blue when he address me in his last mail...

Quote:

DEAREST APOSTLE F1ELDING START

That is GENIUS! Maybe its my 4:49AM-induced tiredness but I find that hilarious.

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:24 am

One of my favourites was the pastor in my siggy. He made a goof with the cut and paste of his starter letter which signed off something like

Quote:

Remain Bless

Pastor Ikemba my telephone:

so for the first few emails I addressed him as "Dear Pastor Ikemba my telephone"

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 17 Mar 2009 Posts: 8

whoops posted a thread about this lad before reading this one, made me laugh when I read it in my spam box Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Another cut/paste goof had a Loan Lad sign: Dr. Denton Clark Clark

So of course I replied, "Dear Dr.Clark Clark".

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:57 pm

My favourite is Harris0n P0rker, AKA H@rry P0rk (failed hitlad).
Usual lad bullshit at www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5536220736

Quote:

i have been a man with a full of aspiction .my name is harrison with a son and no wife i work in a raynold construction company and i have a son who school abroad whos mother died after giving birth to him on the 22 feb 2001 and ever since then i lieve the life of a single parent and my only little son is complaining much and he needs a motherly care will tell u more when we talk later

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:01 pm

I still laugh at the vlad that named herself Nazgul.

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:16 pm

One of my curent loan lads is playing an accountant called Edith and signs off as . So I always address her as Mrs Acct.

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:21 pm

Mr. Edoho Udobong, the Accountant General at the Central Bank of Nigeria, started his letter thus:

Quote:

FROM THE DESK OF:MR.EDOHO UDOBONGACCOUNTANT GENERAL(CBN)

He signed off as:

Quote:

MR.EDOHO UDOBONGACCOUNTANT
GENERAL(CBN).

So naturally I started my reply,

Quote:

Mr Udubongaccountant

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:29 pm

Just got one in my catcher account from ....Fati Conteh, wonder how I could twist that Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:56 am

B8er wrote:

One of my curent loan lads is playing an accountant called Edith and signs off as . So I always address her as Mrs Acct.

Damn! I thought Edith loved only me... I managed to turn this into a bit of a romance bait. "she" is a very cold woman though.

I keep getting "her" manager phoning me.
I ask him to let me speak to "her" but oddly enough, she is always busy.

This is the second time you and I have crossed paths during a bait. small world.

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:21 am

I'm having a great time with Edith, so far she's -
* spent a couple of weeks explaining how calendars work
* provided me with a bank account
* sent me a handwritten letter of apology
* made a few unsuccessful trips to the WU & MG

I've just decided that I need to change the loan amount, so I think the whole process might be starting again Twisted Evil

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Feb 2009 Posts: 6

I just got done with one that initially sent out an email as: Dr. (Mrs.) gift mice
Later on he would not sign a name to his emails, just a simple THANKS. His alternate ego at the "court" wanted me to address the WU to Nnamdi, which I could never remember, so I just addressed him as Nomad. He never once said anything about it.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:03 am

Master wrote:

"Glory Kone" has contacted me regarding her poor dead husband and a cocoa plantation

One of my names is Mikel Kutchakokov

Smile

I also have told several lad that i am a Deacon at the Church of Onan, where every Sunday is Palm sunday. Those that carry on the God Bless you routine get this, and I bestow upon them the title of "Overseas Apostolate of teh Church of Onan, where every sunday is Palm sunday"

An dI encourage them to use this..no takers so far but soon Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Mar 2009 Posts: 42

My lad's "lawyer" Was named Must@pha S3ck, so I called him Mustache Secks, but he said nothing.