Can I please slap your lad???

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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:39 am

I'm in a bad mood tonight and need someone to yell at. If you have a lad who needs to be abused, and I mean REALLY VERBALLY ABUSED, please PM me. Let me know what name I should use and anything I should say that might piss them off.

** Retired ** Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 750 Location: Air

[email protected]

They havent responded to me for 2 days.

You wouldnt mind giving the Rev. Larry Br0wn a bit of a bollocking would you ?

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:35 pm

Sorry I meant via phone. I will call them and yell at them.

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:55 pm

Whoever you do call and yell at, make it funny and record it, I'm sure NoToBeScammed can use it on his radio show...

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:05 pm

I sent you a PM. There should be loads of fun to get from this lad...

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

Aha, my lad has refused to apologise for calling my father a Romanian when he is in fact a Romulan.

When I demanded a written apology, my lad got all stroppy. Time for a slap, please.

His name is , and he wants me buy $10,000 worth of gold. However, I want a handwritten apology scanned in as he deeply offended me when he called my father a Romanian instead of Romulan. If it is of any use, my mother was a Klingon Wink

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Oh by the way my character is - he seems to like calling me

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:48 pm

George says that I should send him an email. He was a bit perplexed at this whole call. He eventually hung up. So I will call again.

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

Thanks, Hank =)

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:56 pm

I've pm'd you!

You you have the opportunity to become a murderous lockkeeper, if you so wish Smile

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:06 pm

Can you give Mr. Denis Ali a call on . He needs to feel some pressure to finish filling out the bank forms (see the thread Here for the latest note he was sent from the bank manager.)

You'd be the bank manager, Mannfred, who's more than a little incensed that his client Mr. Peter is having to wait AGAIN for the forms. Mr. Peter doesn't call his business partners, he always has the bank manager do it because he has no tolerance for imbeciles.

Thanks!!

edit: masked the number. it's the only reference of it on google Sad

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:09 pm

Want to slap a seriously dumb lad/ladette?

[email protected]

She's dumber than anything I have ever come across. I hate her and abuse her daily....

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

blah wrote:

She's dumber than anything I have ever come across. I hate her and abuse her daily....

That sounds rather bad out of context... Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:59 am

bruckner wrote:

Can you give Mr. Denis Ali a call on +233240086276. He needs to feel some pressure to finish filling out the bank forms (see the thread Here for the latest note he was sent from the bank manager.)

You'd be the bank manager, Mannfred, who's more than a little incensed that his client Mr. Peter is having to wait AGAIN for the forms. Mr. Peter doesn't call his business partners, he always has the bank manager do it because he has no tolerance for imbeciles.

Thanks!!

After I told him that if he didn't do it NOW that I would come to Ghana and kill his daughter, he agreed to do it right away.

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:01 am

HankReardan wrote:

George says that I should send him an email. He was a bit perplexed at this whole call. He eventually hung up. So I will call again.

I called again and woke him up. He really wants a copy of my passport, so maybe you should send him a VERY LARGE .dll file.

He is expecting an email!!!!!!

(btw, I told him I have been to Ghana (b/c I have) and we talked about which hotel I'm going to stay in.)

Also, I asked him if he likes Red Red (a type of food). He likes it, but he is disappointed that I don't like Fufu.

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:36 am

Thanks, that rocks!

Which hotel was it, by the way? And in which town? Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

I have just the lad in mind

PM fer ya

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

Sent you a PM Smile

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:38 am

bruckner wrote:

Thanks, that rocks!

Which hotel was it, by the way? And in which town? Smile

I haven't any clue what hotel he was talking about......

He is in Accra, Ghana.

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:39 am

I will call the remainder of the lads this evening. I consider my Skype credit to be wasted if I don't wake them up in the middle of the night when I call them.

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:50 am

Thanks Hank, the lad just got back to me on that e-mail address I provided you. He now wants to know if I'm done with the hackers and the so-called "Mr Mark", which I am for now of course...
So the torture re-commences. You've been of great help!! Exclamation

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

Is he still going? He said his multinational company didnt allow him to use the phone or email really

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

told me that he's a chief, and that his father is the king. He's still going strong, though I doubt he'll have the will to continue once I'm through with him Laughing

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

I would really love to see a video of George doing something stupid

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

Jay, George is very wary at the moment. I tried to get him to write a letter of apology for calling my father Romanian when he is in fact Romulan (as we all know Romulans hate Romanians), but he is refusing.

And he got *very* angry the two times I pushed for a photo trophy. I really doubt I can get a video one off him.

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

I wasn't saying make him do one

I just really love him being a comprimising position, he is annoying

He has spent alot of money faxing my 0871 numbers, maybe Ive pissed him off

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