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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:21 pm |
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That was the subject of a mail in my catcher account today....
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I am Mrs. Pamela Yough; I work with ZENITH BANK PLC. I am member of the new appointed committee for the FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE. I was directed to contact you by the Minister to urgently confirm from you if actually you know one Peter Woo and who claim to be your business associate/partner in Nigeria.
The said Mr. Peter Woo and is claiming to us that you are dead and he will like to change all the Information's that you gave to us as our bonafide beneficiary. This development is coming now that the Ministry wants to offset all your outstanding payments to all our legal origin beneficiaries' around the world in which your payment file was affected. |
So naturally I reply
As a dead man...
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Dear Pamela
I regret to inform you that I am indeed dead as Mr Woo claims. I departed the world as a result of freak accident on the 2nd of July 2005 as you can see here: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html
My name is Kenneth Pinyan and I am communicating with you by means of a spirit medium by the name of who resides in Leeds, England.
I hope you can forgive this rather unusual way of contact you but as I have passed over this seems to be the only way. Obviously I cannot speak to you but you may contact the spirit medium for verification as you wish.
As to my details so you can confirm who I was in life I was:Mr Kenneth Pinyan resident at 916 Second Avenue, Suite 3206
Seattle, WA 98174, USA, I was born in 1960 and was 45 years old at the time of my demise.
I am please that my savings have made such a lot of money over the years and I would like to ensure that these are donated to worthy causes and animal charities so do not wish for Mr Woo to claim my money.
Please can you write to Mrs Miggins and the next time she contacts the spirit world she will pass your message on.
Kind regards from the spirit world
Ken
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
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AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:29 pm |
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Sid Vicious
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2009
Posts: 189
Location: The medicine cabinet woofing down @ load of Paracetemols ;)
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:16 pm |
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Going by what i have seen on my short time here i would be surprised if does'nt reply  |
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:45 pm |
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I hope you found someone who really knows to appreciate such a reply |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:41 pm |
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That's nice, I like that Being as superstitious as they are, I wouldn't be surprised if he at least half-believed it. If you told him that when he sees someone looking at him, it's just you, keeping an eye on him through a living host, he'd shit enough bricks to build himself a house. |
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took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
 "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:49 pm |
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:53 pm |
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I had the pleasure of replying to Pamela and like wise informed her I was indeed dead. She has since sent 2 more scripted replys...
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SmartFeed
(Co-bait with Albator)
