Author |
Message |
Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:03 am |
|
Murry, this one is for you. Think Mary had a Little Lamb
Murry had a little bait,
little bait, little bait,
Murry had a little bait,
his script was good as gold
And everything that Murry said,
Murry said, Murry said,
And everything that Murry said,
the lad was sure to do
Lad followed him on safari one day,
safari one day, safari one day,
Lad followed him on safari one day,
which was against the script
Lad made the baiters read and laugh,
read and laugh, read and laugh,
Lad made the baiters read and laugh,
to see a lad safari
And so the baiter slapped him so,
slapped him so, slapped him so,
And so the baiter slapped him so,
but still he lingered near
And waited patiently about,
patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about till,
Murry did email
Why does the lad email Murry so,
email Murry so, email Murry so,
Why does the lad email Murry so,
the baiters cry
Why, Murry emails the laddy, you know
the baiters did reply |
|
|
|
|
Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:19 am |
|
Now that has to be the best poem here
Loved it
Just so you know, that isn't all that far off how I did get my lad to travel
The stub me in the back line actually came about 2 to 3 weeks after when all of his money seemed to get chopped all of a sudden, he blamed me for it but of course, there was no real money to be chopped, he was soundly baited by about 10 baiters, I loved that bait |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
|
|
|
Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:35 am |
|
Glad you liked it Murry.
Here is another one but a bit more general.
Think 1-2 buckle my shoe...
1-2 Bid free time adieu
3-4 Mentors and more
5-6 I stare transfixed
7-8 I've hooked my bait
9-10 emailing again
11-12 his script is shelved
13-14 a dying widow unseen
15-16 or money to clean
17-18 or pics obsene
19-20 posts aplenty |
_________________ x 85
|
|
|
|
Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:20 am |
|
I just looked, I have a pair of bums and a pony
I am giggling so hard I almost peed
One last poem
Murry, Murry quite contrary
How does your safari go?
with a slap and a shout
and lads all about
Thanks for the bums and pony!!
I can't wait to add a piggy and flag |
_________________ x 85
|
|
|
|
Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:07 pm |
|
Meri, if it were up to me, I would have awarded you 2 buns and 2 ponies, sadly I dont have any icon issueing powers, I have however managed to suck up to some of the mods over the last (nearly) 2 years so I will put in a good word for you
Edit, Thanks Lotta, I just noticed my siggy line growing too |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph.
Last edited by Murry Guru on Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:33 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:22 pm |
|
@ Meri.
So happy someone is finding Murry interesting. Beneath his arrogant vainglorious posturing he does have a heart of gold, just don't put too much trust in his M7CN numbers. Always close and yet so wrong.
He can woo for sure and is a fair dancer. I am sure he will mark your dance card at the Eater Easter ball.
|
_________________ Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
< никогда достаточно
|
|
|
|
Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:27 pm |
|
|
|
|
ebennekom
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 24
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:31 pm |
|
lotta wrote: |
ebennekom wrote: |
Well... I suppose my poem sucks too bad Not surprising. |
No it was beautiful and a bum and pony were awarded. Are you sure you have your sig line turned on in your profile?
Murry? You got yours. |
Oy ehm....... Oopsie
Thanks Lotta! |
_________________ |
|
|
|
Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
|
Posted:
Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:42 am |
|
Here is a poem for Nurse Nasty about his Nurse + Reptile Lad
Think Pop goes the Weasel
All around the internet cafe
Mr. Musa chased the script
The nurses thought 'twas all in fun
Pop goes the laddie
A donation for a charity
A tow down the road
Thats the way the bait goes
Pop goes the laddie
Back and forth to bank
In and out the cart
Thats the way the bait goes
Pop goes the laddie
Half a month of emails sent
Half a month of pictures
Mix it up and paint it green
Pop goes the laddie
Thanks for the good word Murry
Wait till you see my new dress for the Eater Easter ball
And double thanks for the icons Lotta!! |
_________________ x 85
|
|
|
|
Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
|
Posted:
Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:46 am |
|
|
|
|
drbo
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 127
Location: Canuckville
|
Posted:
Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:53 am |
|
Really? I mean really?? I started this poetry thread because I found none here...
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that I introduced poetry to this forum.
I may have begot this
I intended this
you made it what it is
and I thank you all
This is just the start
like a mugu fart
a small idea, lets get some art
I am here to make them hurt
make them work
not for the glory
but and in a hurry
give them funny names
make them ashamed
take the time
and make it mine
use, abuse and make them do what you will
yet they still believe whatever you say
they will...
the con is on
the bait is hot
they will be the one
who is always a have not
as I always will say
and never pretend
this is how
my poem will en |
_________________ Killing mugu's time and cash is what I do...
x3
Click here to support 419Eater.com
I have taken $297,636.58 worth of useless checks off the streets. |
|
|
|
Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 582
|
Posted:
Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:14 am |
|
Thanks drbo for starting this poetry thread, I just love it
Here is one to the tune of White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a Lad Safari
Just like the ones I love to read
Where the laddies shout
And laddettes pout
To hear a baiter take the lead
I'm dreaming of a Lad Safari
With every security form I send
May you baits be funny and great
And may all your lads be eager to bait |
_________________ x 85
|
|
|
|
|