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alex ampersand
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 31 Mar 2009
Posts: 5
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:46 pm |
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Hey folks,
How goes it? I was introduced to your forum, by one of your members, who thought i'd be good at this type of thing. So, here I am... Just joined that Shuttle thingy and ready to get started.
Ya know, i'm sorry i've typed this little introduction to myself, but i'm certain that i'm about to click the submit button any moment... |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:16 pm |
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Hello alex ampersand - welcome to the place where scammers dreams don't ever come true.
You sound peculiar.
You'll fit in admirably. 
Pick up an Uzi from the rack and select a scammer, though really we aren't so kind as to terminate them quickly.
I've even got stuff from scammers I can put on my CV 
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| We took you as one of the best representative in UK |
I baited him months ago and he must have suffered cranial trauma since, so I'll smack him about a bit (lot) more. |
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 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:25 pm |
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You sound peculiar.
You'll fit in admirably. |
Indeed, welcome to the madhouse. |
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alex ampersand
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 31 Mar 2009
Posts: 5
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:33 pm |
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Thank you ever so very kindly, for your beautiful words of welcome.
Now if one of you kind folks could point me in the direction of where I could find me one of them there Mentor-style-peoples, i'd be very much obliged! |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:38 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:32 pm |
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Welcome to Eater, alex ampersand!
Glad to have you here. I see Pastor Frank directed you to the mentor thread. Remember to read all the stickies and bait safe! (It never gets old saying that!  )
And don't forget to sign up and take the classes at our very own Eater University! It is a great place to hang out and learn. |
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Dot-Cotton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 29
Location: In the launderette
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:00 pm |
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I'm a long-term-lurker, and don't post often, as everyone on here has had so much more experience than me, as said above ^^^ Mentor's are invaluable, (I know mine is) (You know who you are !!) Bait safe and enjoy the experience!!! I know I do !! Hmm I like to Lad Slap as much as possible, but hey! That's just me ! |
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BUT I AM WORRIED BECAUSE WHO WEARS THE SHOE KNOWS HOW HE FEEL.
I WAS ON TOP OF MY GIRL FRIEND ON THAT VERY DAY,SO TELL ME HOW CAN I BE THINKING OF BLIND BUSINESS LIKE YOURS WHE ONLY TRYING TO BE SMART ON ME.
NO THANKS FOUL,
YOUR SO CALLED Usm4n WILL FUCK YOUR FUCKING ASS.THIEF. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:06 pm |
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| I like to Lad Slap as much as possible, but hey! That's just me ! |
If you keep doing that, you will go blind. |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:53 am |
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Welcome Alex@ 
You do seem like you will fit in nicely. Now say goodbye to life as you knew it. |
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Presidentjlh
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Mar 2009
Posts: 94
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:55 am |
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| And don't forget to sign up and take the classes at our very ownEater University! It is a great place to hang out and learn. |
Not to mention the keggers! |
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Protecting people from scum since March 22, 2009.
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:01 am |
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Hi, alex ampersand
have a nice day, playing around with modalities. and lads. and millions of ähh - lad-dollares .
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alex ampersand
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 31 Mar 2009
Posts: 5
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:14 pm |
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Cheers all you lovely folks... i've started already! |
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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:31 am |
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welcome
u will have a ball |
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=Mr Thomas (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
=Mr James (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
= I knew that MHC6 is one of the wonders in the World,and all of us have to exprience it,and understand it - Okunlola O. Thomas FMHC6
I WAS AT THE NOVOTEL ORISHA HOTEL TILL 11 PM THAT DAY AND I WAS TOLD BY THE HOTEL STAFFS THAT I CAN NOT SPEND A NIGHT THERE AND I HAVE TO LEAVE AND WHENT TO THE NIGERIA EMBASSY THERE IN COTONOU TO STAY TILL THE FOLLOWING DAY AND I CALLED YOU THE FOLLOWING DAY AND YOU ASKED ME TO RETURN BACK TO NIGERIA WHICH I DID AND THAT HAS BEING MY WOST DAYS IN LIFE AS WAS EXPOSED TO A FULL TIME DIFFICITIES. - Augus5tine J4m35 |
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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:39 am |
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This has become such a fun hobby my work is suffering - lol
I just don't think my boss would understand the joy I find in this 
Take your time, they aren't going anywhere (and if they do just get another one)... if they smell money they will put up with almost everything ...
I'm getting better at making them wait to talk to me - I tell them I'm working and can't be bothered - and turned off the phone I decided to use for just this ...
I have too many people calling with the same accent expecting me to know who it is - they get a BIG slap for calling me without asking on IM first...I'm on IM during my breaks - so ASK me first...
Every bait is a learning experience - and trying different roles is really fun (if you remember the details)... |
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x2 Lagos - Cont, Benin "i really waste my money,time,effort,energy" - j.m. (w/OD)
x2 Lagos - Cont. Benin, Lagos - Benin city - "i wasted my time and my money" - collins (w/OD)
x2 Lagos to Benin city - kelvin (thanks again OD !!!) ongoing bait
spent a night in jail for "wondering aimlessly"in benin city - Kelvin
"that i might be talking with an antichrist" - Kelvin
"thanks for all your effort witch never prove positive" - kelvin over m7cn s3cur3
"is hard ok i can not sleep becouse of it" - due to m7cn s3cur3 - Kelvin
"i even had a sleepless night because of it" - 2nd lad, m7cn again
"i cant go through the stress overnight again" - 3rd lad from M7CN |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:15 am |
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Welcome Alex. Bait Safe |
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"sir i have just told you the gospel truth" - D4n Nkw3rr3
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