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drbo
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 127
Location: Canuckville
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:15 am |
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Please Lotta... Just give him the pink Audi...
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:05 am |
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@Lotta, not that I am complaining, I did write that poem for 2 reasons;
1. I like writing
2. I hate lads
But I do believe that perhaps my effort was maybe just a little tiny bit more worthy than the Doc's very <strike>poor</strike> no, <strike>pathet</strike> no, begging (yes, begging will do) effort.
Dr Bo began a thread of poems for our pleasure
And some others created their own at their liesure
Lotta came along and awarded a pony and a bum
So along came some others begging for some
Star A star Tried and got some rewards too
And that is what caused the begging to ensue
grl nxt started begging and asking for stuff
She posted a good poem, I guess fair enough
I myself posted a reasonable scam lad ditty
But sought no bum or pony reward nor no pity
The Drama Queen supplied a pretty good post
And of the poems perhaps the one I like most I only say that because it rhymes, please dont tell DQ the others were good as well
Dr Bo had another turn and apologised for Whoring
As he wrote of a lad that someone was adoring
But then came along an absolute disgrace
A baiter who was begging in this noble place
He begged for an audi and wanted it pink
He fussed and complained and kicked up a stink
Lotta I think there is only one thing to do
Ban his begging arse, you know you want to
Sorry, doc, but it's the nurse you need to suck up to for Audis
Back to the drawing board for you
Here, I will get you started,
Nursey Nursey greatest mod we all fear,
I am wanting an Audi I wanted one all year
If you wont give me, just one Audi in pink
I will be telling the others that you really stink
Let me know how it goes
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:31 am |
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Nursey Nursey greatest mod we all fear,
I am wanting an Audi I wanted one all year
If you wont give me, just one Audi in pink
I will be telling the others that you really stink |
Not bad, but Doc may do better to substitute syringe for Audi, and hope DQ will kiss the injection point better afterwards.
Not sure about stink either, but smell would rhyme better with the hell NN will surely put him through.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:33 am |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:41 am |
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[girly] kiss Corona [/girly]
Thank you.
Yours are great too.
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ebennekom
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 24
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:10 pm |
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So how about this:
As i sit in front of the pc.
A neurotic habit starts controlling me.
Launching gmail checking whats new.
A bunch of scammails, now isnt that cool?
Its mugus galore from williams, peter and gwen
They're begging for attention, like they do again and again.
Automatically i put on my reverants hat.
Start teasing them, you know they deserve that.
Calling them names and feeding them soup.
More b.s. underway like digital poop.
A bitchslap here, a voodoo curse there
mugus on safaries getting them nowhere.
I ask for a passport or some kind of i.d.
all they send is photoflop, laying bogus on me.
So i gather some forms for them to fill out.
await their response which they usually SHOUT.
Bitchslap them again.
Just because i can.
About typos, sloppiness and generally being lame.
Some take it lake a man, but some go insane.
The latter starts cursing.
Like they've had enough rehearsing.
About my mother.
How they'd bring her to the slaughter.
Or how they know im a foolOOOOOOO
Or a retard at best
How would they know?
theyre not above the rest.
Now im not out for a trophy.
Don't expect honours from petrus.
Not striving for glory.
Nor a picture up in fools are us.
So why is it i even bother to write?
Just to piss them of cause theyre wrong and im right.
A different reason there is for today.
'cause all im after this time..
is a bum for my sig, eventhough thats gay. |
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Sid Vicious
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2009
Posts: 189
Location: The medicine cabinet woofing down @ load of Paracetemols ;)
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:12 pm |
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Great thread and such great poems.
Really liked the Shel Silverstein one that Pastor Frank posted.
Made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end.
Ironic when you look at my avatar |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:49 pm |
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Oh Nurse Nasty, wont you give me a pink audi, too?
My friends all have pink ponies, I try to make do.
Have unknown number of pink piggies, as you can see,
So Nurse Nasty, wont you give a pink audi to me ?
Oh Nurse Nasty, wont you give me a whole pile of flags?
The dead sites resprout, which sure is a drag.
If no 404, and send abuse reports 1, 2 & 3,
So oh Nurse Nasty, wont you give a pink audi to me?
Oh Nurse Nasty, wont you give me more mortar board?
Pith helmets are fun, and badges are for baiting lords.
Prove that you love me and give that pink audi to me,
I'll wear it real proudly next too the pyramid for those damned HYIPs!
Everybody!
Oh Nurse Nasty, wont you give me a pink audi, too?
My friends all have pink ponies, I try to make do.
Have unknown number of pink piggies, as you can see,
So Nurse Nasty, wont you give a pink audi to me ?
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:56 pm |
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All very beautiful - thank you!
Doc - check your pm you have an audi |
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dr stephen williams
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:08 pm |
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Anyone tell you that you are the best, today, Lotta?
>smoochi noises< |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:09 pm |
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Doc - make sure DQ doesn't notice.
[kiss] congrats [/kiss]
Well deserved.
And the pink Audi.
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:12 pm |
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It must be some April Fool's Day glitch. It seems like there may be one or several that did submit a poem and didn't get buns or a pony.
Very nice poems all! |
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ebennekom
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 24
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:17 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
It must be some April Fool's Day glitch. It seems like there may be one or several that did submit a poem and didn't get buns or a pony.
Very nice poems all! |
Well... I suppose my poem sucks too bad Not surprising. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:39 pm |
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At least you noticed Dora
No kisses, no buns, no ponies, i wouldn't mind except the doc got the much admired audi plus a kiss for that effort.
Oh well, perhaps I will need to try harder |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:48 pm |
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ebennekom wrote: |
Well... I suppose my poem sucks too bad Not surprising. |
No it was beautiful and a bum and pony were awarded. Are you sure you have your sig line turned on in your profile?
Murry? You got yours. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:11 pm |
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Favourite Admin, no, I had those a long time ago
Edited just because |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:28 pm |
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Sweet Sweetcakes I may have awarded Doc a congratulatory kiss, but your poem was by far and away the very best....
....and you may have two kisses and the last dance at the Eater Easter ball.
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:46 am |
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Sweetcakes you are a supreme poet master.
I don't know if there is an icon big enough for your masterpieces.
You certainly have my admiration. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:19 am |
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Thanks Cyber Queen
It mean a lot from you
Now, why has nobody added any more poems recently?
Sig icons are on offer and nobody is having a go
@CK, last dance you say, and 2 kisses
Dont worry about trying to squeeze any more icons in my siggy line Lotta, it is already too big and they wouldn't fit anyway.
Besides, I have already been rewarded |
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drbo
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 127
Location: Canuckville
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:25 am |
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Not really sure I like the turn this poetry thread is taking. I just thought it would be nice to share poetry about scammers and scamming. I never intended it to be about begging for icons. (a pink audi would be nice though).
I vote we should all just sing kumbaya and share a group hug.
On edit: I do think we need more poems though. I like that part of the
thread. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:49 am |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:51 am |
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There was a young mugu from Chad
Who's scamming was awfully bad
His cash it got blocked
And his dolla got chopped
And he never found out he'd been had.
(Note: I know Chad isn't a very good scammer country but it is hard to find things that rhyme with "Nigeria"...... er... diphtheria, histeria....(sigh)
edited to correct my hopeless grasp of the English language |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:22 am |
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This is some of the worst poetry I have ever read. Can we switch
genera's ?
A hungry young lad;
The picture will be sent soon.
Shall we try again? |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:28 am |
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I dont recall reading your poem Frank
The one you wrote that is |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:36 am |
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Ok well the music from West Side Story is plagiarized but the lyrics aren't
There's a place for them
Somewhere a place for them
That dollar chop and baiter snare
wait for them somewhere
There's a time for them
not one damn dime for them
Time they're banned from Money Gram
hunger abated in the corner trash can
(refrain)
Somewhere
They'll find a new way of scamming
We'll need more baits and more planning
somewhere
There's a place for them
a nasty place for them
Shame is good but jail is better
the tide is turned the lad's the debtor
Answer their mails we'll lead them there
To hell and back we don't really care
Somehow
Someday
Somewhere |
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