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MrMe
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 593
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Great news! Google's decided to create an autobaiter. Have a look here:
https://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html
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I am almost having a bad sight as a result of click on the box
my eyes are paining me now cos i have been
looking at the computer for more than six hours
you cannot subject me to this suffering
i am sick and tired of this shit.
I don't go with this Idea at all, this is not how business is done
whenever i make mistake even at the peak of retrieving the numbers i would ask to go back to the begining and this has virtually consumed all my time by doing this
i cant stress my self any more..I now have a back pain cos of this
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:53 am |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:08 am |
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This will change baiting forever!
This site will be redundant!!!
Let's all take a vow not to fall for this foolishness. |
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dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:09 am |
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Just around the first of April maybe? |
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He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.
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Dirteh Sanchez
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Sep 2004
Posts: 1470
Location: Under Parliament somewhere...
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:22 am |
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March 31st, 2009
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spot
Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:38 am |
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I like the way they show an AFF mail as the first example
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:42 am |
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hunterkiller
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Mar 2009
Posts: 107
Location: London, Paris, New York, Rome
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:52 am |
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| Two Gmail accounts can happily converse with each other for up to three messages each. Beyond that, our experiments have shown a significant decline in the quality ranking of Autopilot's responses and further messages may commit you to dinner parties or baby namings in which you have no interest. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:01 pm |
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Welcome to Gmail's April Fool's Day joke
As you may have guessed, Gmail AutopilotTM is not a real feature of Gmail. No, we don't plan to scan every one of your incoming messages and automatically send the perfect reply.
So, now that you know, send the joke to a friend you think will fall for it!! |
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 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:12 pm |
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no wonder I couldn't find a download/install button  |
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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Sid Vicious
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2009
Posts: 189
Location: The medicine cabinet woofing down @ load of Paracetemols ;)
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:23 pm |
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^ PISSED MYSELF |
Last edited by Sid Vicious on Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:29 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:16 pm |
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Oh dear! I've just sent an asem to a batch of lads.
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is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:26 pm |
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^^^
*falls off her chair laughing hysterically* |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:32 pm |
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Spork
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Mar 2009
Posts: 57
Location: All By Myself
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:38 pm |
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Just freakin great. Now I have to download another program just to keep up with them . . . Oh wait it is an April fool joke . . . nevermind. Whew I can keep my Win3.1 going without upgrading...thought I was screwed...  |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:38 pm |
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I like that you will be able to set various baiting accounts to be either "compassionate", "neutral" or "insulting".
| AutoPilot(tm) wrote: |
Does Autopilot work for Gmail chat too?
Yes. Chat was actually simpler to build, given the natural language headway made by Joseph Weizenbaum's ELIZA. While many claim ELIZA oft times passed the Turing test, Gmail Autopilot passes with 99.9% accuracy due to the inclusion of human-like qualities such as compassion and wisdom and CADIE's related ability to calibrate to match your chat style.
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I'll bet this will even give babblefish a run for it's money... 
I know, I know... 01-04-09 |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:19 pm |
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I like the sense of humor Google has over there. |
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JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
Location: Behind the Microphone...
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:25 pm |
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Brilliant.... just brilliant!!! |
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NotPhil
419Eater is my life
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
Posts: 479
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:33 pm |
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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 289
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:38 pm |
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I saw that earlier today and almost checked it out...until I remembered what day it was. |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:09 am |
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Yeah i love that...
I wake up on April 1st just to see what google will do this year..
Brain Scan for your Blackberry and This new autobait.. my god.. this is what dreams are made of |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:44 am |
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Line up the software developers. This is one ap that is worth going after. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:17 am |
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I wonder how hard it would be to create a format generator site for lads to use?
That incorporated a mass mailer (full of baiter addies). Only when they sent it it arrived all mixed up with a liberal sprinkling offensive words.
They would just jump at the chance if offered this tool by Gomer boys. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:14 am |
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Funny! |
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