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k4rma
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
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Location: lost on a deserted island in the gulf of texas...
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:26 pm |
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got 2 in my I.C. Weiner account today within an hour of casting my bait....
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Payment No. M30911
Yahoo! News
YEAR 2009
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PAY THE AMOUNT OF:(One Million, Two Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds ( £ 1,200,000.00 )
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YOU HAVE WON £1,200,000.00 !
YAHOO LOTTO PROMOTION
Y.L.P HEADQUARTERS LONDON,UNITED KINDOM(PHONE:+442071797777)
Dear
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:32 pm |
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Congratulations, I assume you are going to claim your prize. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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k4rma
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 35
Location: lost on a deserted island in the gulf of texas...
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:40 pm |
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most definitely, i also have 7.9 million pounds in my bank account with equitorial trust bank i am gonna claim...good thing he's already issued me an atm card, i think my old one can only hold 7.8 million pounds...
edited for funny joke haha |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:51 pm |
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some guys get all the luck. |
_________________ x8 x49 x5 x6 x3 x3 x10 x4 x2 x2 x4 x2
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i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:56 pm |
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yahoo has a lottery? |
Everyone else does, even the World Meteorological Organisation. Why would Yahoo want to be left out? |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:00 pm |
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ATM card ?
That's soooooooo last season darling.
This is the plastic fantastic.
Lads will get priority treatment at Western Union, air miles and extras I haven't thought up yet. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:05 pm |
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k4rma wrote: |
edited for funny joke haha |
Funny, how? |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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k4rma
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 35
Location: lost on a deserted island in the gulf of texas...
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:18 pm |
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i know it was a lame-ass attempt, my ATM card is actually rated for 10 million pounds, the strongest card on the planet....that card is pretty sweet gomer....
TAP-TAP-TAP...... |
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k4rma
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 35
Location: lost on a deserted island in the gulf of texas...
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:31 pm |
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damn i need a telephone number....and wut religion should i use? i was thinking "christian" but they're probably not gonna read it anyways - wut should the religion of worshipping chuck norris be called? and what the hell is a "great british pound"?!?! |
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zargona
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 29
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:34 pm |
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how about horiactism |
_________________ Listen never you get back to this offoce with all this full of joking story everyday stop that rubish because you contuine this way you will see your self in jail i will immedaitely arrest you. - Dr.Usman Hassan. |
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k4rma
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 35
Location: lost on a deserted island in the gulf of texas...
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:41 pm |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:41 pm |
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k4rma wrote: |
damn i need a telephone number....and wut religion should i use? i was thinking "christian" but they're probably not gonna read it anyways |
Relax, you do not need a telephone number and a "religion" to bait. Have you signed up for a mentor? |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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zargona
Not quite a Newb
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:43 pm |
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k4rma wrote: |
horiactism? wutz that? |
horrible acting ism |
_________________ Listen never you get back to this offoce with all this full of joking story everyday stop that rubish because you contuine this way you will see your self in jail i will immedaitely arrest you. - Dr.Usman Hassan. |
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k4rma
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 35
Location: lost on a deserted island in the gulf of texas...
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:48 pm |
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i just wanna make it sound good so i was asking for suggestions on funny sounding religions or phone numbers....no i haven't signed up for a mentor, figured i didn't need one cuz i have messed with 'em before but not to this extent, usually just IM convos, waste their time etc. and they end it when they think i have figured them out, they gave me the usual "fuck off" - i'm ready to take it to the next level and have been doing quite a bit of research...i will sign up if i feel like i'm losing my phish....is it possible to get these asswipes busted? that is our goal right? |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:53 pm |
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k4rma wrote: |
no i haven't signed up for a mentor, figured i didn't need one cuz i have messed with 'em before but not to this extent |
If you want to take it to the next level, I suggest you look into getting a mentor. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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k4rma
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 35
Location: lost on a deserted island in the gulf of texas...
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:57 pm |
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thanks for the advice bro - wanna be my mentor? this is social engineering at it's finest (new sig).... |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:02 pm |
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k4rma wrote: |
wanna be my mentor? |
You have a PM. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Posted:
Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:12 pm |
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k4rma wrote: |
i know it was a lame-ass attempt, my ATM card is actually rated for 10 million pounds, the strongest card on the planet....that card is pretty sweet gomer....
TAP-TAP-TAP...... |
The Eastern Bank of Nigeria Located in the Democratic republic of Congo has the strongest ATM card, It has the Mastercharge logo |
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Free Pastor Frank |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:19 pm |
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But Jay it's only accepted if the logo's tattooed on the scammer's a$$. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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k4rma
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 35
Location: lost on a deserted island in the gulf of texas...
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Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:14 am |
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The Eastern Bank of Nigeria Located in the Democratic republic of Congo's ATM card is so strong chuck norris roundhouse kicked it and broke a toenail.... |
_________________ "this is social engineering at it's finest...." - me |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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