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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:28 pm |
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MeridianAlicante wrote: |
What on earth is the cat trying to do when it lies flat on the floor, stretches itself to full length, hooks its claws in the carpet, and then proceeds to drag itself along the whole length of the hallway, purring all the time? |
It's drying off after using the litter box.
All I have to say about chocolate is gimme, gimme, gimme.
I think the "men whores", to use Corona's term, only hang around to watch all of the girly kisses.
These are my two kitties. They're brother and sister from the same litter. Just by looking it's easy to tell which one is the troublemaker.
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:30 pm |
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^^^
The sneaky looking one? |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:39 pm |
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Please don't turn this into the "cat thread". I despise the creatures (all pets, except fish)
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:04 pm |
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Here's mine, taken this afternoon, enjoying the spring sun in the backyard.
Happy to oblige, Craig |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:10 pm |
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Ex. wrote: |
The sneaky looking one? |
O<P. tjeu are a;; sneaky!
Edit: The cat made me do it...
Should read: "They are all sneaky!" |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:13 pm |
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Sadly, I can not have a cat until I get a new place, but the place I'm living at now has a very friendly and handsome fawnequin Great Dane. Turned me into a more dog tolerant person. |
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JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:18 pm |
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Who mentioned dog? I might have Jack Russell for dinner tomorrow. |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:23 pm |
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Craig007 wrote: |
Please don't turn this into the "cat thread". I despise the creatures (all pets, except fish) |
Sorry Craig I live with 4 cats.
PRS girl, isn't it amazing how two cats from the same litter can be so different? I have a brother and sister from one litter and than two sisters from another litter. And 4 very distinct personalities.
MeridianAlicante, He/she is saying "look at me, aren't I cute? Now give me more treats". |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:26 pm |
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MeridianAlicante wrote: |
Cachuma wrote: |
It's masterbating. |
I've been on this site too much. I read that as master baiting, and wondered how the cat managed to do that.
I think I'll go with SlapHappy's explanation. Much less scary. |
That WAS what I meant. You know...bating! That's what we do here, right?
What did you THINK I meant?
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Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:31 pm |
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I live with 4 cats too--2 I meant to have and 2 fosters that just never left!
Sadly, after taking hundreds of pics of the meowing and barking little buggers at work every week, I never seem to get around to taking any new ones of my own...
It's on my "to-do" list for soon as my 15 yr old has been in renal failure for the last several months and probably will not be around too much longer. |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:53 am |
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Dorothy, I'm sorry to hear about your sick kitty. Give it lots of love while you can and remember all of the good times with the ball of fur. Peace be with both of you. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:36 am |
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Dorothy wrote: |
my 15 yr old has been in renal failure for the last several months and probably will not be around too much longer. |
I'm so sorry Dorothy |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:21 am |
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I'm sorry too Dorothy. It is so hard to lose a pet.
Especially one you have had for so long. |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:37 am |
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I'm sorry three Dorothy. We lost our 2 cats last year (aged 5 - see earlier in this thread - and 16), I can imagine what you're going through. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:37 am |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:24 pm |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:22 pm |
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Corona, why haven't you sent me birds?
I thought we were sisters....
I would have loved your sweet birds and taken such good care of them.
Now Nurse Nasty has killed them.
Poor little birdies, I love birdies...
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my immaculate 1969 Mustang |
I love Mustangs too, I can almost understand about the birds.
Almost.
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"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:22 pm |
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As long as the car is fine.
You wanna go hit the drag strip?
Edit: I'll send you birds sis. |
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:23 pm |
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@Dorothy - *virtual hugs*
Cachuma wrote: |
That WAS what I meant. You know...bating! That's what we do here, right?
What did you THINK I meant?
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I'm sorry Cachuma, the previous PWT must still be corrupting my brain. Please accept my apologies. |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:24 pm |
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^^^You mean the bleach didn't work? |
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Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:29 pm |
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Ah-ha!
I forgot that I had the rest of that bleach from the whatever post by whoever posted it incident!
BRB, going to bleach my brain again. |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:37 pm |
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It really does help. |
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Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:12 pm |
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Dramaqueen wrote: |
Corona, why haven't you sent me birds?
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What do you need the birds for? Do you have a cat to feed? |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:02 pm |
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MeridianAlicante wrote: |
Cachuma wrote: |
That WAS what I meant. You know...bating! That's what we do here, right?
What did you THINK I meant?
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I'm sorry Cachuma, the previous PWT must still be corrupting my brain. Please accept my apologies. |
If you actually believed I didn't mean it in the way you originally thought, I've got a $29.5 USD inheritance fund for ya. |
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= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:05 pm |
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Cachuma wrote: |
If you actually believed I didn't mean it in the way you originally thought, I've got a $29.5 USD inheritance fund for ya. |
Why, that's so kind of you! I can use it to pay the fees to bring the love of my life over from her life of poverty in Africa! And her sister. And her brother. And their mother. And their goat. And their pet duck which tragically was caught in an exploding duck shed accident and desperately needs surgery for its near barbequing.
I can't believe I managed to type that with a straight face. |
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