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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:39 am

The Nastiest Nurse around will be joining us on Eater's very own scambaiting radio show this Sunday.

What a fine opportunity to get an answer to the question that has always baffled you about this mysterious creature...

Now, as Nurse Nasty lives in the land of the Dead and only comes out at night, it is obviously sleeping when the show goes live, so we will need to pre-record it at some ungodly hour!

This means ladies and gents you have just 24 hours to get your questions in below, then tune into www.blogtalkradio.com/ibc at 6pm UK time, 1pm EDT US to hear the answers....

NTBS

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:46 am

First one should be:

Q. Why are you so nasty?

A. I'm not. Just don't be an idiot and we'll all get along fine.

Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:16 am

Wherever did the reptile bait come from? Give us a masterclass - how did you take that whole bait from "I'm interested tell me more" through to the hair rollers and beyond? We want to hear of those moments that you realised the bait could notch up a gear.

Are you really a nurse, or are those latex gloves just for recreational use?

Daddy or chips?

What inspired you to get baiting? If it was a great headline bait on Eater then which one was it?

What would you advise newcomers if the whole of Eater were your mentees?

Can you whistle?

Have you ever put your photoshopping skills to peacetime use?

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:05 am

- Which of your baits did you enjoy most of all?
- Which was your first successful bait?
- How many lads have already filled out the forms you provide? (the Homeland Security ones alone, they must be very wide-spread!)
- Why is it that you despise charity scammers the most? (I mean the answer is pretty obvious but I´d like to hear you unrolling the reptile bait a little on this occasion.)
- Do you think baiting is very sort of demanding? (like, a "hobby" no one can do for years without at least some months of a break. Is that so?)
- How many hours do you spend baiting (and "moderating" - whatever this means!) every day?
- What has changed in baiting since the era you joined? What are the "trends"?

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

Q: Can you bait over the phone and chew gum at the same time?

Q: When did you first notice your predilection for clowns?

Q: Which would you say is sharper your wit or your tongue?

Q: How much wood could a lad chuck?

Q: How many lads fit in a nasty clown car?

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

(1) I would love to know where your wicked sense of humor came from?
Mother/Father/the Devil? Laughing

(2) Do you play pranks on your mates?

(3) If you do, what are some you have played?

Inquiring minds want to know. Wink

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:00 pm

im looking forward to this! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:01 pm

What color is the "Ban" button on the moderator's control panel?
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:07 pm

Why do you think Aussies from one particular part of the county seem to be more susceptible to scammers?

What do you think of the extreme safaris that have occurred on Eater, and what would you most like to get a lad to do?

Following on from that, do you keep track of what successes you've had, do you have any things left that you want to get a lad to do.

What criteria are used to select Mods? (serious answer please)

What do the Mods get up to that we don't see? (like troll bashing before that get into the public domain?)

What do you think of the way that Eater has evolved over the years. How do you think it will change in years to come?

Why do you think people keep coming back?

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:28 pm

do you have a particular "favourite" type of scam that you target?

how did you start your baiting career?

why did snerd make such a good admin, and how will your reign of terror be different? Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:02 pm

Just send him to Secure Sh1eld. All the questions I've ever wanted anyone to answer are on there.

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:13 pm

A while back we did mock interviews of characters in a live-action roleplaying group. Here are some of the questions, edited for this thread.

Quote:

What’s your full name?
Do you have any other names that you know of?
How old are you?
Where are you from?
What's it like?
What’s your profession?
What made you decide to become that profession?
What brought you into scam-baiting?
What is your favourite food and drink?
Do you like your eggs scrambled or poached?
What would the world be like without rhetorical questions?
If a pun is told in the forest and no one is there to groan, does Yastreb still deserve a slap?
If you ever had to herd domestic animals, which would you choose?
What are some of the most memorable incidents in your baiting career?
Is there one Lad that you hated more than any other?
Is there one that you had any respect for?
Will you bring me a shrubbery?
Are you suffering from deja vu, just like last time?
If you were an item of furniture, what would you be?
Do you know the muffin man?
If you met a banjo-playing wolf, and his nose was running, would you give him a tissue for his nose before you ran away, would you just leave him standing there playing his banjo and sniffling, or would you take out your guitar and join in the jam session?

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:00 am

Q: Favorite posted bait by another baiter (and not Shiver's)?

Q: Most annoying habit you have?

Q: May I have another one of your private mod lounge tours? Wink

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:14 am

Do you love me?

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:50 am

If you're Australian, why do you have the flag of St George in your photo...? Smile

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:01 am

On second thought, this is your day on the radio about eater and you don't need to answer that silly question. Laughing

Just answer this:

Do you bait naked? Razz

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:35 am

Other then lads, what are your favorite animals?

Can you put a rest to the long time rumor you were Stephen King's ghost writer for the book Misery, as well as Kathy Bates advisor on the set?

If every scammer died today and went to the great goat pasture in the sky, what would be your favorite non-baiting past time?

Do you think UFO's are human or alien related?

What is one of your all time favorite movies?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 25 Sep 2008 Posts: 785

Do you put your toilet paper rolls in where the paper unrolls from the top or unrolls from the bottom?

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:33 pm

Hope i don't get a kickin for this but this show is on in 30 mins with NN.
So i think this is called a BUMP! <runs for cover>

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:12 pm

No need to run away. Better get your popcorn ready, it´s started just now Very Happy

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:00 pm

Q. Are you, at this exact moment, naked?
Q. Why?
Q. Are you familiar with the phrase "It's not effing pink!"?

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:19 pm

I wasn't around at 1:00. Sad

Am I going to get to hear the Nasty? Confused

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:10 am

download the podcast Smile

nasty business starts around the 45 minute mark iirc

it was great to hear your simulated feedback response system, nurse!

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

JumpinJayJay wrote:

download the mp3 Smile

nasty nurse!

starts at 54:40

podcasts are for iTards

wow two of my questions... oooh... and mangled too for no additional cost

Laughing

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