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zargona
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 29
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:00 pm |
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I have been baiting a ATM lad. and the last thing I sent him was I couldn't go to the WU office because two of my monkeys were shot in the head and I had to deal with the cops all day. I am passing myself as a monkey hair harvester. This is what I got back from him:
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Listen never you get back to this offoce with all this full of joking story everyday stop that rubish because you contuine this way you will see your self in jail i will immedaitely arrest you.
Finally,never you in your life get back to this office with all this rubish story any more unless you have send the needed fee because today is the last tommorrow or next if you contuning like this way your ATMCard will immedaitely cancel. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:06 pm |
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He seems pretty pissed off.  If you have the time, you might consider baiting him as several other unrelated characters, to really monopolize his time and drive him totally crazy. Lads like this are a great source of laughs. |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:21 pm |
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He won't think you're joking when you tell him how much your customers will pay for a kilo of monkey hair.
And then you can tell him that human body hair is virtually indistinguishable...  |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:28 pm |
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@ zargona: you have some nice siggy material there. |
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zargona
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 29
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:38 pm |
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Ok this is how I responded:
Rubbish? You are calling my means of income rubbish? I was going to go today to make the payment but you email stopped that. Losing 2 of my monkeys cost me almost 25000 dollars because monkey hair is 10000 per pound and is undistinguishable for human hair and can be used in wigs. You must send me a handwritten and scanned apology note and once I recieve it I will go to the WU office that day and send the payment. |
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Goingtobaitu
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Mar 2009
Posts: 10
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:50 am |
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That is awesome! Monkey hair is sooooooooo smooth. |
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Presidentjlh
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Mar 2009
Posts: 94
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:52 am |
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I definitely will be keeping tabs on this bait to see how it turns out.
Hopefully, I'll someday get a monkey hair scam, lol. |
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zargona
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 29
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:13 pm |
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What I got back from him:
We the Entire Staff Of Oceanic Bank want to use this little medium to need you to accept our apologise but you are delaying us to finalize this transaction we programed regarding on how you are promised this office everyday.Listen you have to try and be a man of your word so that your word will always be your bond.
Secondly we strongly believe that you are going to send the money to Western Union Money Transfer because according to our Board of Director Meeting with office of the Federal Ministry (FMF) instructed me that any foreign beneficiary that does not complete his obligation that they are going to cancel His/Her ATM Card latest before Monday that is why i'm trying all my possible best to make sure that your own ATM Card parcel move before the mandate as soon as you send the needed fee because i'm not surppose to be here why thing are going wrong,
Await your swift response today with the MTCN Number as time not essence.
Remain Bless.
Your's In Service.
Dr U$man Ha$$an.
Director,ATM Payment
Centre.Oceanic Bank Nigerian
Office Line Via +234 8022 4699 50
For More Clearification And Advice |
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zargona
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 29
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:13 pm |
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What I sent to him
Dr. U$$4n. I am sorry I don't get back to you last week but I went out of state this week to look at new monkeys. Like I stated before we cannot continue this transaction until you handwrite an apology, scan and send to me. |
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Listen never you get back to this offoce with all this full of joking story everyday stop that rubish because you contuine this way you will see your self in jail i will immedaitely arrest you. - Dr.Usman Hassan. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:20 pm |
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Good job!
Make him also promise you that he will not lock you up in jail. |
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zargona
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 29
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:48 pm |
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Well he never responded so I created a new character as a priest and sent this email
Good Morning, I am R3v J0hnny F3v3r Mr 8ambald1's priest. I went to today to check on him since I have not heard from him in days and found him on the floor holding an email with your address. Mr Ram8ald1 was dead. What was he working on you with and is there anyway I can help?
I am thinking of taking him down the TWAT road. |
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Listen never you get back to this offoce with all this full of joking story everyday stop that rubish because you contuine this way you will see your self in jail i will immedaitely arrest you. - Dr.Usman Hassan. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:32 pm |
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^^^ I like that modality. I may use that myself! |
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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:38 pm |
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Is there really no possibility to let him collect a bag of human hair? (So he shaves his own head bald, and probably that of his friends to so he can 'sell' it, then never sees any money and gets himself a load of 'pissed' friends..) |
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zargona
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 29
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:40 pm |
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Going to try that on another couple I have going. This guy is to far down the road to try to get him to that. |
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Listen never you get back to this offoce with all this full of joking story everyday stop that rubish because you contuine this way you will see your self in jail i will immedaitely arrest you. - Dr.Usman Hassan. |
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