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bobdemol
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Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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As a father from a certain church, I punished one of my reverands. He insulted lads while in a drunk state. As a punishment he spent some time in a monestary with only maidens in it. To my opinion he was on a Highway to Hell (AC/DC) 'cause of his drinking and fornication. He had to translate a "Poem" in a certain Nigerian Language. Behind my back he managed to get this translation from one of my contacts, who is of course eligible for a nice donation. He offered 500$ for it,again behind my back 
Anyway, here's the original "Poem" '(changed the title to "To HeLL.txt)
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Livin' easy
Lovin' free
Season ticket on a one way ride
Askin' nothin'
Leave me be
Takin' everythin' in my stride
Don't need reason
Don't need rhyme
Ain't nothin' that I'd rather do
Goin' down
Party time
My friends are gonna be there too
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
No stop signs
Speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel
Gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me around
Hey satan
Payin' my dues
Playin' in a rockin' band
Hey mumma
Look at me
I'm on the way to the promised land
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Don't stop me
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
(highway to hell) I'm on the highway to hell
(highway to hell) highway to hell
(highway to hell) highway to hell
(highway to hell)
And I'm goin' down
All the way
I'm on the highway to hell
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And then the mail from him:
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Also attached in the translation of your poem in IBO language.I hope it serves you on what you want to do with it.
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I also asked for a banner, which he didn't do right! Slap underway 
Please enjoy this Milestone of a song in
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IGA NA OKU ALA MMUO
ibi ndu fere fere
ihunanya na efu
ije njem na uzo were were
na enweghi ajuju
Hapum kam biri
na ewe ihe obula na usoro nkem
na enweghi ihe kpataraya
na enweghi usoro
obu na enweghi ihem puru ime
na idi na agbadata
oge nkwari
nde oyim ga ano ebe ahu
anom na uzo oku ala mmoo
uzo oku ala mmoo
anom na uzo oku ala mmoo
na enweghi akara nkwusi
igba oso
na enweghi onye ga anabigam
dika mgbara igwe
gakwa akpogide ya
odighi one ga akpari m
ma lee ekwensi
idi na akwu ugwo nke rurum
igba egwu oyibo
lee nnem
leziem anya
anom na uzo ala ebe ekwerem na nkwa
anokwam na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
akwusilam
anom na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
uzo oku ala mmuo
anom na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
(uzo oku ala mmuo)anom na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
(uzo oku ala mmuo)anom na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
(uzo oku ala mmuo)
anokwam na adi na agbadata
site na uzo nile
anom na ogologo uzo oku ala mmuo
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Perhaps I should send this to the band 'cause they're on a World Tour as we speak |
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why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
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LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:59 pm |
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That's awesome work! |
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2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
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Presidentjlh
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Mar 2009
Posts: 94
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:09 pm |
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Best band ever + tricking scammer = epic win of the awesome-sauce variety. |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:29 pm |
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Excellent. Brilliant. 
Do you think he'd like to do a cover version and video clip of "For Those About To Rock"? |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:29 pm |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:32 pm |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:13 pm |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:36 pm |
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Awesome job, bobdemol! 
I agree with everyone who wants to hear him put those lyrics to music!  |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:42 pm |
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I want to see him try to play a guitar while rolling around on the floor.
Maybe you could do a Lad Tribute Greatest Hits Album.
I want to hear Ba1a Ha$$an do "Dirty Deeds." |
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dadeciple
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 226
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:45 pm |
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I have been trying to get a lad to make a "demo" for me for a while now.
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Sleepless
Goat Licker
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 315
Location: In my lad's head
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:16 am |
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Great stuff! What's next: Stairway to heaven???? |
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Presidentjlh
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Mar 2009
Posts: 94
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:31 am |
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I want to see him try to play a guitar while rolling around on the floor.
Maybe you could do a Lad Tribute Greatest Hits Album.
I want to hear Ba1a Ha$$an do "Dirty Deeds." |
Tribute by ACcra/GHana! |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:51 am |
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Well, it's Friday, and someone had to do it, so I'm sorry... 
Great bait bobdemol! Hey folks - wouldn't it be funny if there was a 419 Top Ten. I wonder what would be in it?
"Won't Get Fooled Again"
"My Lad in the Red"
"Once Upon a Time in the Western Union"
"Moneygram (That's What I Want)"
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D F-R-O-M R-E-A-L-I-T-Y" |
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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:18 am |
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'Money for Nothing'
'I Drove All Night' for the safari lads.
'Hell Ain't a Nice Place to be' would be a good follow up for your lad, or Hell's Bells, nice modality! |
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I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
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Location: Chad Central
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:25 am |
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I started out with nothin and still got most of it left |
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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:26 am |
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"M-T-C-N" by the Village Bois |
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Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:44 am |
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Thanks all for the comments and suggestions!
The lad I got this from is extremely lazy, I don't think he will fall for it.
However I'll try to use this little throphy upon (an)other lad(s) - see where it gets. |
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yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
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Seven of Nine
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:39 am |
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Surely a lad specific version of The Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" would be a good safari tune? |
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DoraTheExplorer
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Joined: 18 Nov 2008
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Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:49 pm |
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^^^ Seven of Nine, SSA re-wrote the lyrics to that one a while ago.
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When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To the only internet cafe on Hospital Road.
When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard to scam you
And when the money comes in for the lotto you won
I'll take almost every penny from you
When I come home oh I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To the only internet cafe on Hospital Road.
da da da
da da da
da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da
da da da
da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
When I'm dreaming well I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about taking money from you
When I go out well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
And when I come home yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
I'm gonna be the lad who takes money from you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To the only internet cafe on Hospital Road.
da da da
da da da
da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da
da da da
da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da
da da da
da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
da da da
da da da
da da da dum da da dum da da dum da da
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To the only internet cafe on Hospital Road.
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hunterkiller
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Mar 2009
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:29 pm |
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Maybe you could do a Lad Tribute Greatest Hits Album.
I want to hear Ba1a Ha$$an do "Dirty Deeds." |
Maybe we could make that a team effort and see if we can get a whole eater album? |
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