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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 289
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:40 pm |
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This probably isn't anything new around here, but I couldn't help laughing and just had to share this little gem I just received.
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As you may know, the total amount in your favor is a total sum of $35 Million U.S Dollars. We need to confirm from you if it's really true that you are dead and if we did not hear from you it automatically means that you are actually dead and the information passed to us by Mr. Peter Woo and is correct before we will be able to send signal for approval of the part-payment in accordance with section 290 Act 166 OF 2008. |
Should I respond confirming that yes, it's really true that I am indeed dead? |
_________________ PeTA Sucks. Find out why. |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:44 pm |
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^^^
Absolutely!
Write him back and tell him that you are actually dead but do not want that Woo guy to get any of your money.
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_________________ x12
With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
M7CN Mangler - 1998 clicks. This process is absolutely embarassing. - Sgt. Jones
M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here for dirty nasty pr0n!!1]</a>
x6
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:53 pm |
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I've had that, I replied as my own ghost with lots of wooohahahah to try and scare the lad.
The undead have a lot of trouble typing, you know. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 289
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:18 pm |
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Perhaps I'm not dead, but due to a car accident I'm now in and out of comas, slightly amnesiac, have some uncontrollable twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitititittiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttiitititiiiiicccccccccchchchches, have bouts of narcolepsyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, and semi brane ded. |
_________________ PeTA Sucks. Find out why. |
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Larson
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Dec 2008
Posts: 518
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:55 pm |
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Go for it.
As we saw with the lolcat modality, the lads are willing to talk to cats. Why not ghosts? |
_________________ x8
listen i don't beg you money if you don't interested through this transaction please kindly remove your hand and stop contact me - Razak Konan, Malaysia
OK BYE AND NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN FUCK YOUR MUMMY BOTTOM , MUST THIS NIGHT MARK IT SOME WHERE, OK. - Simon Legree / Christopher Moore, Nigeria |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:59 pm |
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Of Course! You're communicating through a local Medium who does all the typing for you. That way you can direct the lad to send you money to whoever you want. |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 289
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:06 pm |
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Hmmmm. I like the medium idea. Thing is I'm not much good on anything other than straight baits. Does somebody else want to take a shot at that?
And please direct me to the lolcat thread. I must have missed that one. |
_________________ PeTA Sucks. Find out why. |
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Larson
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Dec 2008
Posts: 518
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:33 pm |
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http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=158047&highlight=lolcat |
_________________ x8
listen i don't beg you money if you don't interested through this transaction please kindly remove your hand and stop contact me - Razak Konan, Malaysia
OK BYE AND NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN FUCK YOUR MUMMY BOTTOM , MUST THIS NIGHT MARK IT SOME WHERE, OK. - Simon Legree / Christopher Moore, Nigeria |
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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 289
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:55 pm |
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That was freaking hilarious. Can't believe I missed that. |
_________________ PeTA Sucks. Find out why. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:01 pm |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:09 pm |
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^^^ Man, what a hassle that paperwork would be. Just think, no active ID or info for sending the lad. You're legally declared dead and trying to re-do/re-activate everything. Would you have to get another birth certificate?
@Acer: just try baiting it yourself. You've nothing to lose. You can ask for suggestions here if you get stuck. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 289
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:34 pm |
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But I'm skeered.
I would, but I've got enough baits going on as it is, and my in laws are coming down tomorrow for a week or so, and more likely than not I won't have the time for a new bait anyway. |
_________________ PeTA Sucks. Find out why. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:38 pm |
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Maybe you were just paralyzed from the top of the forehead down, so everybody thought you were dead. Then you had a juju shaman heal you. Now you are fine... except for that strange craving for chicken blood. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:57 am |
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I'm in the midst of a bait where I'm spending the next four years dead for tax reasons, and all communications with my lad are being handled by my medium, the Mystical M4dam S3rena. The lad is pretty confused, and he's going to get even more confused when my medium tries to cut me out of the transaction. It's great fun!
eta: This link will help explain how such a thing can possibly happen. Turns out I'm not all dead, only mostly dead. |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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x15 (RIP) x7 x1
Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 289
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:33 am |
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Is your name Hotblack Desiato by any chance? |
_________________ PeTA Sucks. Find out why. |
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 1112
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:43 am |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
^^^ Would you have to get another birth certificate? . |
Shouldn't that be a Death certificate |
_________________ Click here to support 419Eater.com
Resistance is futile
assimilation is paramount
Why am I such an evil bastard, Mum said I take after my father
My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes |
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joeyb
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 22
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:34 am |
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weareborg wrote: |
Ima Baeder wrote: |
^^^ Would you have to get another birth certificate? . |
Shouldn't that be a Death certificate |
You can get a Death Certificate at Disney's Haunted Mansion towards the end of the ride: hurry back.... hurry back.... don't forget to bring your Death Certificate!
The lads wouldn't know the difference. :p |
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dagget
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:50 am |
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@ACER well spending a year dead for tax reasons is a pretty good modality |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU
USE THE MONEY TO BUY COFFIN. " ASEM lad
Have i scammed you once,instead you are the one scamming us here now....Send the money animal.
PLEASE TAKE CAER OF YOUR SELF OR I SEND TO YOU F.I.B ?
X24 1 X 2.5 years |
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paraguay
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Sep 2008
Posts: 66
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:40 am |
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Be very surprised, that he actually reads your letters, as only dead people can see and hear and read you. But they don't even know they are dead |
_________________
i am a man that see tomorrow
dont let me to send MORONGO POWER TO VISIT YOU IN THE NIGHT, because it we be very terible for you |
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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:59 am |
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Krona
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I'm in the midst of a bait where I'm spending the next four years dead for tax reasons, and all communications with my lad are being handled by my medium, the Mystical M4dam S3rena. The lad is pretty confused, and he's going to get even more confused when my medium tries to cut me out of the transaction. It's great fun!
eta: This link will help explain how such a thing can possibly happen. Turns out I'm not all dead, only mostly dead. |
Referencing Hitch Hikers and Princess Bride in one post. Inconceivable. |
_________________ x2
He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.
JACK WARNER Nigerian Scammer |
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