Ever changed a lad's name?

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:31 pm

Working on a lad that is working a "your my long lost daddy" modality (weird). I've got him to assume my characters last name , trying for the first name his mother wanted him to have, "". We'll see what happens, then I'm thinking of asking for his ID to confirm his name change, and perhaps some paperwork, any other suggestions for this little game?

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:58 pm

I think this is pretty damn funny! Laughing

It's not something I've heard before...although I'm sure there's gotta be some master baiter in here who's done this. Great idea, anyway, and good luck!

Be sure to ask for a photograph holding a sign with his new name on it...kinda like a mugu mugshot! That would be a nice little trophy.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:13 pm

Cachuma wrote:

Be sure to ask for a photograph holding a sign with his new name on it...kinda like a mugu mugshot! That would be a nice little trophy.

Of course, I need him to show he's committed to his new name and life, I believe the sign will have to say "I'm so Proud" on the first line, followed by his new name on the second! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:37 pm

That's funny, never tried that. I had one to change gender though. The assumed stranded princess turned into a butt ugly lad after consequently addressing her as 'Mr'. He (she) sent photos too later on. Photos of a male lad.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:24 pm

^^^Hmm...the above just gave me the MOST evil thought. I know we've gotten many a lad to get hisself a lovely tatoo...imagine if we could get a lad to actually HAVE a sex change operation?

(Sorry, I know that's rediculous, but the idea just cracked me up. Frankly I'll bet there's a lad out there who, given the resources and availability to the surgery, would actually do that if he thought he could get enough money for it!) Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:57 pm

I started publishing a bait in the published work forum where I refuse to acknowledge that my lad was a guy. I've gotten 3 pics from him of an overweight gap-toothed woman.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:17 pm

I'm trying to get my pet to refer to himself as Dick. No joy, so far.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:46 pm

Any other suggestions for my sign? I've told him that his mother (my wife) doesn't believe that he has forgiven her for giving him all all those years ago. Next I'm coming back and saying that to show your mother that you have forgiven her she has requested a photo of you holding a sign that says...

XXXXXXXXXXX

My idea of, "I'm so proud", fits my story to a degree, yet I know there's a better one out there, any other ideas from ya'll clever folks, this will be my first trophy if I am sucessful! Smile

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:06 am

Howzabout these:

My Momma Says

Or.........

Aysmel Sogud Cus

(Tell him it's a Gaelic saying that means "I love you Mother" or something innocuous like that.)

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:06 am

Cachuma wrote:

Howzabout these:

My Momma Says

Or.........

Aysmel Sogud Cus

(Tell him it's a Gaelic saying that means "I love you Mother" or something innocuous like that.)

I like the second one, and the MO! NICE! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:16 am

Okee.... Here's my reply..

Hello again,

I spoke with your mother in depth tonight, I have done my best to convince her of your conviction to forgive the events that separated us to begin with. She has one request that she would like honored before we continue with the Barrister as well as sending some initial funds your way. She would like a picture of you, yet it has a condition. To solidify in her mind the forgiveness for the past she'd like for you to hold a sign in the picture that states.

is Swaheli for I love my mother, please be sure the sign is readable, you may want to put some effort into this as it's the only thing preventing our reuniting. This really means alot to her and in turn to me and the rest of the family.

Looking forward to having you back!

Dad (and the family)

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:34 am

ChainYanker wrote:

I'm trying to get my pet to refer to himself as Dick. No joy, so far.

I called him in my last email and he didn't bat an eyelid.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:50 am

LOL! Well I'm tickled that you used my suggestion - but you'd better hope the lad doesn't hail from Central Africa, where Swahili is the official language! Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Hilarious thread.

I wrote for quite awhile to Dr. Pissa Abukaka. I addressed him as Pissy, Pisser, my dear Pissin and Dr. Pissing Bukake.

He didn't notice.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:49 am

I refuse to call a certain Professor Amasoha anything but Prof. Amahomo

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:02 am

Cachuma wrote:

LOL! Well I'm tickled that you used my suggestion - but you'd better hope the lad doesn't hail from Central Africa, where Swahili is the official language! Laughing

darn, I spelt it wrong, awell, he's a Western Afrikaner.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:10 am

The Barrister has acknowledged the name change request in his letter to me, also requesting a form be filled out. So... do I ignore the form and try with the initial LAD (my son), or shall I mention the need to wait until I get the sign to the Barrister? I'm thinking keep on the original lad's persona, pushing for the photo with sign... thoughts?

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:27 am

for some reason it cracked me up when I was addressing my lad John xxxx the only time(so far) in my life where I was writing Dear John letters

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:44 am

I had to fight hard to not call David Sithole "Shithole".

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Sep 2008 Posts: 236

I believe that a Barrister somewhere was persuaded to call himself a Bannister in all emails.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:54 pm

We got my favorite lad to begin referring to himself as "Captain Insanity" and he took to it so much he started using it in (what he thought were) unrelated baits. His associate eagerly adopted the moniker "Agent Spanker"

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:59 pm

SUCCESS!

First trophy, so proud of ! Very Happy

I think there may be a problem though, I can't read his name on the sign all too well, do we need a redo?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:07 pm

THAT IS FANTASTIC!!!

BRAVO!!!

Wow, it's actually quite meaningful to me to see the "Swahili" Laughing

phrase that I came up with on a trophy. Awesome job! Be sure to post this in the Pictures forum. Great baiting!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:07 pm

Your son is straight thuggin'. I say we move on to the facial recognizance imaging prototype and get him to try to look like daddy for pics.

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:06 pm

And you told him to put some effort into this? What a lazy bum! Laughing

Great trophies !! Thumbs up

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