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four1niner
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 84
Location: Laddington, KY
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:31 pm |
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Working on a lad that is working a "your my long lost daddy" modality (weird). I've got him to assume my characters last name , trying for the first name his mother wanted him to have, "". We'll see what happens, then I'm thinking of asking for his ID to confirm his name change, and perhaps some paperwork, any other suggestions for this little game? |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:58 pm |
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I think this is pretty damn funny! It's not something I've heard before...although I'm sure there's gotta be some master baiter in here who's done this. Great idea, anyway, and good luck!
Be sure to ask for a photograph holding a sign with his new name on it...kinda like a mugu mugshot! That would be a nice little trophy. |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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four1niner
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 84
Location: Laddington, KY
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:13 pm |
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Cachuma wrote: |
Be sure to ask for a photograph holding a sign with his new name on it...kinda like a mugu mugshot! That would be a nice little trophy. |
Of course, I need him to show he's committed to his new name and life, I believe the sign will have to say "I'm so Proud" on the first line, followed by his new name on the second! |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:37 pm |
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That's funny, never tried that. I had one to change gender though. The assumed stranded princess turned into a butt ugly lad after consequently addressing her as 'Mr'. He (she) sent photos too later on. Photos of a male lad. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:24 pm |
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^^^Hmm...the above just gave me the MOST evil thought. I know we've gotten many a lad to get hisself a lovely tatoo...imagine if we could get a lad to actually HAVE a sex change operation?
(Sorry, I know that's rediculous, but the idea just cracked me up. Frankly I'll bet there's a lad out there who, given the resources and availability to the surgery, would actually do that if he thought he could get enough money for it!) |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:57 pm |
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I started publishing a bait in the published work forum where I refuse to acknowledge that my lad was a guy. I've gotten 3 pics from him of an overweight gap-toothed woman. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:17 pm |
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I'm trying to get my pet to refer to himself as Dick. No joy, so far. |
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four1niner
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 84
Location: Laddington, KY
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:46 pm |
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Any other suggestions for my sign? I've told him that his mother (my wife) doesn't believe that he has forgiven her for giving him all all those years ago. Next I'm coming back and saying that to show your mother that you have forgiven her she has requested a photo of you holding a sign that says...
XXXXXXXXXXX
My idea of, "I'm so proud", fits my story to a degree, yet I know there's a better one out there, any other ideas from ya'll clever folks, this will be my first trophy if I am sucessful! |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:06 am |
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Howzabout these:
My Momma Says
Or.........
Aysmel Sogud Cus
(Tell him it's a Gaelic saying that means "I love you Mother" or something innocuous like that.) |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
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four1niner
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 84
Location: Laddington, KY
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:06 am |
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Cachuma wrote: |
Howzabout these:
My Momma Says
Or.........
Aysmel Sogud Cus
(Tell him it's a Gaelic saying that means "I love you Mother" or something innocuous like that.) |
I like the second one, and the MO! NICE! |
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four1niner
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 84
Location: Laddington, KY
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:16 am |
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Okee.... Here's my reply..
Hello again,
I spoke with your mother in depth tonight, I have done my best to convince her of your conviction to forgive the events that separated us to begin with. She has one request that she would like honored before we continue with the Barrister as well as sending some initial funds your way. She would like a picture of you, yet it has a condition. To solidify in her mind the forgiveness for the past she'd like for you to hold a sign in the picture that states.
is Swaheli for I love my mother, please be sure the sign is readable, you may want to put some effort into this as it's the only thing preventing our reuniting. This really means alot to her and in turn to me and the rest of the family.
Looking forward to having you back!
Dad (and the family) |
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:34 am |
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ChainYanker wrote: |
I'm trying to get my pet to refer to himself as Dick. No joy, so far. |
I called him in my last email and he didn't bat an eyelid. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:50 am |
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LOL! Well I'm tickled that you used my suggestion - but you'd better hope the lad doesn't hail from Central Africa, where Swahili is the official language! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:08 am |
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Hilarious thread.
I wrote for quite awhile to Dr. Pissa Abukaka. I addressed him as Pissy, Pisser, my dear Pissin and Dr. Pissing Bukake.
He didn't notice. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:49 am |
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I refuse to call a certain Professor Amasoha anything but Prof. Amahomo |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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four1niner
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 84
Location: Laddington, KY
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:02 am |
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Cachuma wrote: |
LOL! Well I'm tickled that you used my suggestion - but you'd better hope the lad doesn't hail from Central Africa, where Swahili is the official language! |
darn, I spelt it wrong, awell, he's a Western Afrikaner. |
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four1niner
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 84
Location: Laddington, KY
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:10 am |
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The Barrister has acknowledged the name change request in his letter to me, also requesting a form be filled out. So... do I ignore the form and try with the initial LAD (my son), or shall I mention the need to wait until I get the sign to the Barrister? I'm thinking keep on the original lad's persona, pushing for the photo with sign... thoughts? |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:27 am |
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for some reason it cracked me up when I was addressing my lad John xxxx the only time(so far) in my life where I was writing Dear John letters |
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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:44 am |
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I had to fight hard to not call David Sithole "Shithole". |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:00 am |
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I believe that a Barrister somewhere was persuaded to call himself a Bannister in all emails. |
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voudoujoe
Mentor Slut
Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Posts: 376
Location: Atlantic Coast
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:54 pm |
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We got my favorite lad to begin referring to himself as "Captain Insanity" and he took to it so much he started using it in (what he thought were) unrelated baits. His associate eagerly adopted the moniker "Agent Spanker" |
_________________ "Listen this guys are scammer..i will fishe them out!!..scam!! run for your there life !!"
"God dam guys i don't know talk like they are me do there email look like mine? shit!! shit!!"
"i have no time to advise you on some fucker!! One love for all"
"i am pissed about all this..writing monkey mails everyday without no end, holy God."
"I am freaky worried about everything that is happening right now."
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Stanley: Aba>Lagos>Cotonou>Lagos>Accra "plz i am really dizzy"
Stanley w/ Jayhawk+Gadget: Aba>Lagos "STREET BOYS IN LAGOS ATTACKECD ME..STOLE EVERYTHING..INCLUDING MY GUICCY SHOE"
Stanley w/ Jayhawk+Gadget+Worf: Aba>Benin City
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four1niner
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 84
Location: Laddington, KY
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:59 pm |
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SUCCESS!
First trophy, so proud of ! I think there may be a problem though, I can't read his name on the sign all too well, do we need a redo? |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:07 pm |
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THAT IS FANTASTIC!!!
BRAVO!!!
Wow, it's actually quite meaningful to me to see the "Swahili" phrase that I came up with on a trophy. Awesome job! Be sure to post this in the Pictures forum. Great baiting! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:07 pm |
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Your son is straight thuggin'. I say we move on to the facial recognizance imaging prototype and get him to try to look like daddy for pics. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:06 pm |
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And you told him to put some effort into this? What a lazy bum!
Great trophies !! |
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