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YeaWhatever
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Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:31 pm |
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As many of you know, I have several baiting related websites out there, including this one... <a href="http://www.securewebdata.com/zippythechimp" target="_blank">ZIPPY THE CHIMP</a>
I get a lot of email sent to the addie listed on the page, mostly from lads. But every so often, someone who should know better falls for the Zippy story. Here is one that makes me laugh hard enough to play this woman, even though she is not a lad.
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Good afternoon,
About 15-20 years ago, I met a chimp and owner while walking through the Nashville airport. I, the greatest animal lover on the planet, became friends and invited this dynamic duo to our home in Cincinnati. Some time later, much to our delight, we received a call and a visit to our office, Christine Wyrtzen Ministries and Loveland Communications. We had the honor of a family dinner at a local pizza restaurant which was owned by a friend. I still think back to that evening and am always delighted at the memory of the antics of that adorable chimp.
I am wondering and hoping if that is you?
Thanks!
Paula xxxxxxxx |
If you look at the website, is there any doubt that it is just a joke? |
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AL1VE
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Joined: 20 Jan 2009
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:43 pm |
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Haha wow, not quite sure what to say. |
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luckey
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:47 pm |
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Sounds like there could be a love connection here. |
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hunterkiller
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Mar 2009
Posts: 107
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:48 pm |
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After a very stressful afternoon dealing with a lad, that's just made my day!! |
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Who's Your Daddy?
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:58 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
If you look at the website, is there any doubt that it is just a joke? |
Not if you believe a chinp created the website I guess. |
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Saint Arnold
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:08 pm |
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I believe this part:
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Zippy is able to read English at the level of a typical high school student |
A nice way of saying that typical high school students read as well as a chimp.... |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:10 pm |
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^^
nice one YW |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:12 pm |
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That site is hilarious The picture does it all methinks. |
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Canadian419
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Joined: 25 Nov 2008
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:50 pm |
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Love it, the site is hilarious. I would've thought...WTF!? If I had stumbled across it. But hilarious. I love the hilariously chopped pic of the woman and the chimp. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:00 pm |
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That is absolutely hilarious!!!!
But hey, it's in the Internet so it must be true, right? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:16 pm |
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^^^
I guess that must be the mentaility going on there.
I am such an ass. I could not resist.
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hi paula xxxxxxx. i am bad for take so long to write to you. i do not know if i know you from long ago. i hope it was you. how are you? i like hugs
zippy
Zippy the Chimp
2920 Zoo Dr
San Diego, CA 92101
(619) 234-3153
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Legal Disclaimer: You are communicating with Zippy the Chimp, a real, live chimpanzee currently residing at the San Diego Zoo in California. For more information about Zippy, please visit this website, http://www.securewebdata.com/zippythechimp |
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JMRazor
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:50 pm |
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The site is reasonably believable enough ... until you get to the photo of him in a tie. That's when I started to guffaw.
That said, for someone who declares herself to be the "greatest animal lover on the planet" (whatever that means exactly), I can see her being deluded by her belief that animals are more valuable than humans. |
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luckey
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:58 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
Before you ethics-thread types get all worked into a lather, do not worry, I am not going to safari this person. I am just curious to see what a massive animal lover is willing to believe. |
I agree. That cannot be overemphasized. It would be against everything we believe here.
Just get her in front of a web cam. |
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Canadian419
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Joined: 25 Nov 2008
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:59 pm |
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Jesus, this is hilarious! Keep the updates coming! |
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SlapHappy
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:21 pm |
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Funny site, YW. No Bristol Zoo bait, now... |
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YeaWhatever
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:55 pm |
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Christ on his throne. I thought the lads were stupid...
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Zippy,
Here is a GREAT BIG HUG from my heart to yours. I LOVE you. I write books for children all about lessons we learn from animals. We have so much to learn from you! I'm wondering if you ever lived with a lady and traveled in a motor home? I had a visit with a chimp named Zippy and we went out to eat together at a pizza place here in Cincinnati. I hope it was you.
I saw pictures of you and read about you on your website and I really do LOVE you. I would give you lots and lots of hugs. Do you draw pictures? If you do, can you send me some as I am sure you are a great artist.
Love you,
Paula
The books I wrote were in a series called, xxxxxxxxxxxx. In xxxxxxxxxxxx all the animals can talk and sing. You'd love our squirrel named Sydney and our lion named Lester. Hope to hear from you soon, Zippy. |
And yes, I am dropping her. I was just curious. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:03 pm |
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Wow. Just... Wow. |
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Simba
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:15 pm |
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@YW - Do you reckon this lady might be ready for romance.... |
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YeaWhatever
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:20 pm |
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I can't help but wonder what she would think if Zippy sent her some primitive drawings, done in crayon, of an enraged chimp murdering small human children, eating their brains and sodomizing their dead bodies. I wonder if she would still think that we have so much to learn from animals. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:46 pm |
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^^^
You crack me up, YW! But better not do it, the poor woman might have a mental breakdown and run screaming through the streets of Cincinnati, naked. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:31 pm |
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I'm just glad a place a such as eater exists. Imagine the warped world we would live in if YW was let entirely on the loose. |
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MikeH
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:08 pm |
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Too too weird!
If you really want to be sick about it, put in a reference to the 200-lb chimp that recently attacked a friend of its owner and ripped her face off. That doesn't seem very funny, but I'm sure YW can find a funny way to work it in.
My neighbor Koko the gorilla, whose vocabulary is only 50 words or so, and who doesn't understand beyond toddler-level, could be a competitor. |
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Wright B Hindyou
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Joined: 11 May 2004
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:12 am |
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I assume the fact she can type means she isn't wearing one of those jackets where the arms tie up at the back? Who is responsible for that oversight? |
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sir scam alot
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:22 am |
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callum wrote: |
I'm just glad a place a such as eater exists. Imagine the warped world we would live in if YW was let entirely on the loose. |
I concur.
This woman is such a freaking nut job. Perhaps we could safari her to the nearest mental institution? |
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