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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:11 am

Watch Vic Reeves blow stuff up with gas!

www.gasbangwallop.com

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:46 am

lol that would be really funny here other than fact that a bunch of lunitics have been doing that to ATM's.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:09 pm

^^ Really? jeepers creepers look at the fun they could have with 1970's furniture!!

Vic Reeves just hit's my funny bone every time, He's like the original dramatic gopher!

Here's something from his first TV show 'Big Night Out' back in '90/'91

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAQpkp4lC8Y

And from one of the craziest celebrity quiz shows ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUle378G2G4

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:38 pm

Now this is what you call bad luck.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7959155.stm

He'll get better just in time to get executed.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:26 pm

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece

Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:41 pm

Love the sun caption... Man-sion Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:13 am

The Sun is on a roll today:

'SatNav left me on the brink...'

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:43 am

Quote:

I just trusted it

For a fraction of the cost he could have bought a map. I guess some people should never be allowed to drive. Or reproduce

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:32 pm

^^^

Quote:

"Heavy machinery had to be brought in to stop the car from falling. "

A quad is heavy machinery ??

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:06 pm

You know it's spring when girls start showing their belly buttons.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:24 am

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:29 am

^^^

I'll drinjk to that . . Hic

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:41 am

Build Lego on your PC Very Happy

http://ldd.lego.com/

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:23 pm

You have seriously got to be shitting me:

http://www.wilkinsonsword.co.uk/women/mowlawn

They just showed the other commercial here in the UK where the girls dance down the street and all the bushes get smaller.
Subtle.

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:12 am

Sorry if its a re-post but just seen this on a car forum linked from CH

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 17 Mar 2009 Posts: 8

Posted this in another thread but was advised to post it here, it involves 419s and this part of the forum says no 419s so I apologise in advance...

I am from the UK and love the UK version of the office (the original), I have only just started to watch the American version (mainly because there is nothing else to watch) and whilst watching one in season 2 called Michaels Birthday there was a reference to 419 scams. the transcript went like this...

Michael: Okay, calling cards, are the wave of the future. These things sell themselves.

Ryan: Who uses calling cards anymore?

Michael: You know what? That's a nice attitude, Ryan. I'm just helping you invest in your future, my friend.

Oscar: It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme.

Michael: Yes, thank you. You will get rich quick. We all will.

Toby: Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, the one from the e-mail?

Michael: You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay? All right. So raise your hand if you want to get rich. (Jim and Dwight raise their hands) All right.

(Michael points at Jim, Stanley goes back to his crossword puzzle)

Jim: No. Um, how is this not a pyramid scheme?

Michael: All right, let me explain again.

(Michael clears a new sheet on his flip chart)

(Jim looks at the camera)

Michael: Phil, has recruited me and another guy. Now we are getting three people each. (Michael diagrams it on the flip chart) The more people that get involved, the more people who are investing, and the more money we're all gonna make.

just thought it was funny hearing that Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:30 am

@buck

That's too funny!

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:28 am

Lotta, if it's too funny for this thread, why don't you delete it? I thought you've got the master delete button ?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 1043

Anyone else recognise those church signs at the first glance?

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:43 am

Straight out of a sign generator.

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:19 am

^^^I've seen that email, it says the churches are across the street from each other and that happened over a week or something. My roommate thought it was hilarious and passed it on.

I didn't have the heart to say that it was fake. Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:38 am

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:30 pm

Qantas, The Australian Airline

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school
diploma to fix one: reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our
jobs.
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet,"
which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The
mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the
form,
and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never
let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some
actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P)
and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers:
By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an
accident.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last...
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding
on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:25 pm

<a href="http://failblog.org/2009/04/07/acronym-fail/#comments">The church has expanded...or something</a>

Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:22 am

http://eight-ball-consulting.biz/

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