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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:41 pm

Hi and welcome to Eater, TR606 Very Happy

.. enjoy your stay, bait safe, read the stickies and apply for a mentor if you feel the need. Have fun Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:00 am

Seems agent killer's men were caught by the FBI. Gee, who will he have kill me now?? Laughing

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GREETINGS FROM THE FBI INVESTIGATING DEPARTMENT,
Dear Paul
We are here to notify you of the arrest that took place 3hours ago were 5 man gang was arrested by our men, this men are suspected to by high assasins crew, there were paraded when they were trying to snick out dengorous weapons to carry out killing, according to the investigation, some person paid them a huge amount to kill you and they contacted you for some money to spare your life and have a recorded tape of this person who want you dead, one of them who disclose his name as mustafa aka hitman said you have refuse to comply with their demand and now they were about going on to carry out the operation.....

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:09 am

Has anyone told this hitlad that they've arranged personal protection, that you've hired the services of a retired ex-centre half who played for Preston United (choose your least favourite football team here) in the mid-70s. He should be capable of protecting you from the hitlad because he's a black belt in origami.

Or make up a description as impausible as you can - the more incompetent this protector is, the greater the insult is to the hitlad.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:09 am

I thought he dropped me a long time ago, but the Globex email came from whatever crypt he crawled into. I guess he got a guilty conscience and decided to send me the tape even though I used the money he wanted for it to pay someone else to kill him
I feel weird conversing with him again after such a messy break up, but I soon got back in the rhythm:

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Is that rat dead yet? We paid somebody to kill Ba1a Has san. I hope he suffered and that he is in hell now without his gonads.

What are you trying to send us? I don't understand. Is it the tape of the person who hired him? We were supposed to pay him for that. Is he asking for money? Because if he does, tell him we'll get our hit man Wh1spering Death to find him and pull his fingernails out and stab his eyes with them because he is a homosexual goat.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:38 am

Thought he dropped me too,but he just contacted 2 of my vics yesterday,one of them with the FBI message.Looks like Wh1spering D3ath needs to have a talk with him.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:00 pm

I alternated the name of our other hitman a bit...

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We just recieve a mail from the that some person name has ask you to pay $300 for the tape, as we have know that the original copy of he tape is in the courier service department, we have a scan copy of the tape here in the office of the fbi, do not send any money to because he is under investigation, told us that some time work for him and left away with his money, so we are under that investigation to know who kills for in the past. try as much as you can and get the tape from the courier service, do not send any money to any one for the tape, if you have to send money like the courier service inform us for delivering, then it should be the courier service alone.
If you want the scan copy the we can send one for you.

I think I'll deal with 'cause his copy of the tape is cheaper Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:21 pm

Hitman him back! Very Happy

Tell the scammer that you've also taken out a contract on his 'clients' head and see if you can wind him up a little. If nothing else you might get some hilarious message of abuse.

Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Is it possible to see the location (Lagos?) from the FBI mail, which is from yahoo?

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

He has gone completely off script with me. He acts totally on board with becoming a member of my church. He says he is actively raising money for the tattoo. I know it is a long shot (a really long shot) but I think he is thinking about getting the tattoo. This would be my greatest tattoo if it really happened.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:32 pm

I spoke too soon-he has now contacted me on all the different addys I was baiting him on.I have the fbi one,the courier service one,and a couple other random threatening ones.You don't need to rebait this lad-he re baits himself.Guess the payoff has not been too good Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

I am trying to get him off script. He has been very stubborn with me. He still insists he has boys that are going to kill me.

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:12 am

I am excited, he got back in touch with my character as the FBI after almost 4 weeks! It will take a bit of time to understand what he actually wrote since he did it himself... Laughing

Yeah, he wants me to pay for the tape. Rolling Eyes

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

He claims to be getting a tattoo by the end of this week. I just can't believe he will really do it. My guess is he will have some faked kind of tattoo or something. Either way, this guy is a blast!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 20

This guy is hilarious.

I have him on a mission to kill his old persona B4l$ the hitman. He will do anything for a dolla.

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

He claims to have gotten the tattoo and will send me the pics tomorrow. I'm guessing he will send me some kind of fake pics. We will see. Just can't gauge how dumb he really is.

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

Well, it looks like he delivered on his promise. It is hard to see. It could be a fake tattoo, but it does appear to be real. Thoughts?

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:47 pm

As someone that has erm 'a multitude' of tattoos, I can say it looks crude, even by Lad standards but real enough. I'd ask for another photo at the end of next week to see how it's healing. Cool

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:49 pm

Is he an Oompa Loompa?

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:57 pm

I've just had this one done if that helps. Sorry for poor camera phone pic.

edit - lotta (leads to your real info - host it elsewhere)

I don't really know how this image thing works so hope that'll do.

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

I want to harass him now for still being a hitman since he said he quit that profession. Please post the names of "victims" that are still being harassed by him so I can use those names. Thanks!

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:38 pm

Your Myspace profile is private. Plus, anything in between [ img] and [ /img] needs to end in .jpg or .gif, etc.

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:59 pm

use [url] the address [/ur] or just take away all items in brackets and it will look like this www.urlinkhere.com

I'd encourage you to do a Photobucket or other similar photo sharing program instead of MySpace, but maybe that is just me. Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

He's mad he has to send more pics, but he will do it. I still have not gotten any replies. Anyone want to help out? I need some of his victims to use against him.

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:43 pm

ParaNoid wrote:

use [url] the address [/ur] or just take away all items in brackets and it will look like this www.urlinkhere.com

I'd encourage you to do a Photobucket or other similar photo sharing program instead of MySpace, but maybe that is just me. Wink

Thanks, advice taken! Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

One last plea for help. The hitman denies sending any more messages to people. I need anyone who has been contacted by him in the last week. He said these people are liars, that he is a Godly man now. Get back to me right away if you can help!!