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Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

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Date: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:59:09 -0400
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Subject: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM ATTORNEY MUHAMMED SALEEM
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Attention Friend

First of all I want you to know that this is not a scam email as you may probably want to assume. Based on what is going on all over the Internet, people find it very difficult to believe things like this anymore but this is
not any of it or closely related. Its only a matter of time, you will actually know that this is not a scam or hoax.

I am Muh@mm3d S@l33m, an attorney at Law in Sweden. I am also a lawyer in the Dubai U.A.E. I am sending this email to you because I desire your trust and if you can assure me of your trust and honesty, then we can work together on
what I intend to propose to you. I have in my possession, instruments and documents that will enable you assume the title of ownership for funds deposit that was made by a late client who worked as an Independent Oil Marketer who resided in Sweden. He died in an auto crash with his immediate
family on the 5th of November 2007. Since his death, the firm I work for has tried to locate any of his extended relatives who will be the claimant and beneficiary of the funds which have now become 'abandoned' with the finance
institution. All efforts have been to no avail.

I am prepared to send a report to the law firm I work for instructing the security company to release the deposit to 'you' as the closest surviving relation so we can share the money in halves (30/70). I would have gone ahead
to ask the funds be released to me, but that would have drawn a straight line to me and my involvement with claiming the deposit. An alternative would be for us to have the security company to direct the funds to another bank with
you as account holder.

I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with your email address that has planted you into the centre of relevance in my life. Let's share the blessing. If you find yourself able to work with me,
contact me . I will not leave you in the dark and I will introduce and identify myself to you properly.

I await your response.

Attorney Muh@mm3d S@l33m.

I sure am lucky to run across such a good offer at such a bad time.

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I am very interested in working with you to get this money as I have fallen on hard times lately. As you may know many Americans are loosing there jobs. This very day I was thinking about ending my life when I saw this great oppurtunity. Please, how can I quickly receive this money?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:28 pm

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Its only a matter of time, you will actually know that this is not a scam or hoax.

Yes. Time, and maybe a few fees here and there. Give him hell. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:28 pm

nice, i love their reassurances Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:26 am

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so we can share the money in halves (30/70).

Strangest definition of halves I've ever heard.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:50 am

^^yes halves...30 for him, 70 for you Laughing

I am starting to realize lads just type and have absolutely 0 brain power used in typing their messages. My lad referred to himself as someone totally different in one message than in the other, but I still played along Wink

Replaced full quote from post directly above with "^^" because it makes things easier to read. -luckey

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Soon you will know who are the "halves and halves not". Wink

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:40 am

Lad wrote:

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and I will introduce and identify myself to you properly.

Well, he made the offer. Hold him to it. He'll regret those words while filling out all those forms proving he is who he says he is. Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

It took a while but finally got a response.

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Dear Dick,

Many thank for your prompt reply to my email and very grateful for the opportunity you gave me in making up your mind to assist me in this transaction ,I believe your honesty and trust will prevail during the process of the transaction.

The money involve is US$2.5M and the first step to be taking is this, an application letter for the claiming of the fund will be written by you with application form.The copy of the form will be send to you and you will fill it and forward it to the security vault company.While a legal luminary will be appointed by you in united kingdom to give the transaction a legal backing and you must take advice from me on the way to contact an attorney over this transaction.

Lastly let me know if you agree with the mode of sharing that is 40% for you ,40% for me and the rest 20% will be for any expenses that you may make during the processing of the transaction.As soon as you agree to the lay down i will forward all the necessary paper to you immediately.

Awaiting your immediate reply.

Thank you and god bless

Sal33m

Well I know I said I need the money but only 40% for me?

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I really feel like I am taking a lot of risk in this. I need the money very badly but this deal seems very risky to me. Would it be ok for us to split it as the following:

50% for me
30% for you
20% for my expenses?

Please let me know,

Dick

Well I forgot that this wasn't a scam and that there was very little risk.

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Dear Dick,

I want you to get this clear there is no risk involve in this business if there is i would not involve myself ok,as regard the mode of sharing iam ok with it.let me know if you are ready for the transaction and i will tell you the next thing to do.

The success and non risk of this transaction depend on how you can keep the transaction secret to your self and how you will preserve yourself when you start spending the money.

Looking forward to your reply

Warm Regard

Sal33m

Well at least I am getting 50% now. Back to the money.

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Like I said before I need this money very badly as I have been without a job for many months. Please tell me what I need to do so I can get this money.

So I get this back.

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Dear Dick,

The first thing you will do is to write application letter for the claiming of the consignment as the next of kin and application form will be filled .I will send you a copy of the application form while other information will be forwarded to you later today.

Thanks

Sal33m

So he then sends me a couple more emails with some forms to fill out.

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Dear Dick,

Please find attached the application form , you will send separate email to the Vault company requesting for the claim of consignment number 00532002 as a next of kin to Late Dr Godfrey Elaze who died on 05/11/2007. Late Dr Godfrey is from Republic of Congo (East Africa),state in your letter email that you have in your possession document to claim the consignment as the next of kin.

After this you will then filled the attached claim application form which you will forward to the security vault company,find below the contact details address of the vault company.

As soon as you receive any response from them let me know so that i can tell you the next step to take.

Good Luck

Mr Saleem

N.B.ALWAYS REMEMBER TO KEET THIS TRANSACTION SECREET.

I don't fill out forms. I play along though and send a big file that I renamed to .pdf so it looked like a form.

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request for the claim of consignment number 00532002 as a next of kin to Late who died on 05/11/2007. I have in my possession document to claim the consignment as the next of kin.

Thank You,

So then I get this from some email with the name D A V 1 D Sp3ncer.

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Dear messier R1ch@rd Munch3r,

Your email was received today.Your case file is already been treated having find out your consignment reference number.

You will be contacted as regard your request soon

Best Regard

Ms J3nnif3r G0rd0n's

That is the first thing that will need a slap. Then I get this.

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Dear sir,

The attachment you send is not open sir, it seem the file has corrupt.Resend it or alternatively you can reply the question on the application form through email.

Expedite action because with record on my desk your consignment is due for collection.

Regard

Jenny

That will be my second slap. Still one more slap will be needed.

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Dear Lawrence,

Please find attached the application form , you will send separate email to the Vault company requesting for the claim of consignment number 00532002 as a next of kin to Late Dr Godfrey Elaze who died on 05/11/2007. Late Dr Godfrey is from Republic of Congo (East Africa),state in your letter email that you have in your possession document to claim the consignment as the next of kin.

After this you will then filled the attached claim application form which you will forward to the security vault company,find below the contact details address of the vault company.

Who the crap is lawrence? Here comes the slaps.

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Dear Jenny (if that is really your name),

I am not a computer rocket scientist first of all. I am not sure why you cannot open my file. Maybe you should call your IT department. Second, why are you sending me email from someones email named "David Spencer." I am very suspicious of what is going on here. I am contacting Sal33m at this minute to discuss this.

-Dick

Now I write to Sal33m.

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Sal33m,

Who in the hell is Lawrence? I know you told me this is risk free and that this is not a scam but I do not understand what is going on here. Is this how you conduct your serious business? Also, that bitch Jenny seems to be up to something. She is sending me emails from some dudes email named David Spencer.

Please let me know what is going on ASAP as I am very confused right now.

-Dick

We will see how he takes these slaps.

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:55 am

The good old legal luminary... I swear most of the lads has got to be using babelfish, there's just no other explainification.

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

I wouldn't slap for those reasons. You are correcting something that might actually tip off a real victim. Why teach the lad to be more careful with his e-mails?

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

/\/\/\/\ that is a good point, did not really think of that. I heard back from him this morning

S@l33m wrote:

Dear Richard,

There is no one call lawrence at the centre of this business and iam not contacting anyone expect you in respect of this transaction ,its a mistake of typical error.I tender my apology for that.

With regard to the to issue of Vault company , Mr David Spencer is the Chairman/CEO of Global Safe Security Vault Inc,while Jenny Gordons is one of the staff working under the company,she is a customer service officer.

Everything with regard to this transaction is going on very well,and already your name as the next of kin to claim this consignment is already with company so no one is playing prank ok,everything is going according to the plan.

Just follow their instruction and i will forward all the needed information to you .

You dont need to entertain any fear the business is non risk.

Thank you and God bless

Sal33m

So I replied:

me wrote:

It is very good to hear from you. I was really getting freaked out but you have put my mind at ease. I wait to here from Jenny.

I am not really sure where I am going to go from here. I think I am going to accuse him of being a robot or something and demand he send me a picture with him holding up my name. Any suggestions?

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

Well, Jenny got back to me. Apparently she still cannot open my application

Jenny wrote:

Dear sir,

We have try several time to open your attachment but the file is corrupt the latest Acrobat reader cannot even open it.

Its advisable you filled the form and send the reply by ordinary email without attachment or you can resend it under Microsoft

Without your claim application form there is nothing we can do at this moment.

Thank you

Jenn1fer G0rd0ns

Crap, I left that form at home.

me wrote:

Mam,

I am currently at work and the form is at my home. Can you please resend the form?

Thank You,

-Dick

** As typing this I realized I slipped a little. I had told the scammer that I did not have a job. I had to cover a little even though I doubt he would notice the slip.

So I was sent the form again so I resent the corrupt file as a .doc file instead of a .pdf file. This time it is a whole lot bigger though. If she cannot open this one I think I am going to have to get Sal33m to fill out as I am a very busy person now with my new high paying job.

me wrote:

Saleem,

I know I do not know you very well, but I am so excited about this I just wanted you to know that I just got a job and started it today. It is a very good job. However, I will be very busy and may not beable to respond to you or Jenny so quickly.

About Jenny, I think there is something wrong with her computer. She could not open the first form I sent to her. She contacted me today about it. I had to completely refill the form out while at my brand new job. I must let you know Saleem that I am not very happy with Jenny right now. I just sent her the form again as a .doc file as she requested. Hopefully we will be able to move forward very soon.

-Dick

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

So there was a little more back and forth between me and saleem about what a screw up Jenny was for not being able to open these files. Good thing for Saleem is some how she figured out how to open my corrupt file and get the information she needed.

Jenny wrote:

Dear Mr R1ch@rd Munch3r,

Congratulation we are able to open your full file today while the consignment is still intact as it been kept,I have also read your claim application form satisfactorily.

But you need to appoint a lawyer who will serve as a legal witness before this consignment can be delivered to your given address or personal delivery.

Iam waiting for your lawyer to get across to me while he will have to sign some document on your behalf.

Awaiting your immediate reply

Thanks

Jennifer Gordons
CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPT

Now where am I going to get a lawyer? Now wait a minute Saleem is a lawyer isnt he?

me wrote:

Saleem,

Jenny just contacted me saying she got the file to open. Thank goodness for that Smile

She said that I ned to appoint a lawyer to serve as a legal witness. Your a lawyer arn't you? Can I assign you as my lawyer?

Thanks,

-Dick

Ok so this has been going on for a while now so I want to see if he is ready to give up a trophy.

me wrote:

Saleem,

While we wait on Jenny I want to ask a favor of you. It is my son's birthday coming up and I was wondering if you could help me do something for him.

-Dick

More to come.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

This guy is very stuborn. He tried to blow off my question.

Saleem wrote:

Dear Dick,

I advice we wait for jenny ,myself I have my mum funeral ceremony in waiting all my hope lies in this transaction.

saleem

So I blow off his blow off and ask him anyway.

me wrote:

Saleem,

I am very sorry to hear about your mom's funeral. Did you receive my mail about needing a lawyer? Anyway, my son's birthday is still a week away and I was really hoping you could do me a very small favor. You see, before I lost my job me and my family did lots of traveling. Every country that we would go my son would get a local to stand in front of a local monument and hold a sign with his name on it while we took their picture. You see Saleem, since I lost my job we have not been able to travel this year. I thought it would be very nice if you could get a local to hold up a sign of his name (Dick Muncher Jr.) in front of a local monument. I know that this has nothing to do with our business, but I think it would build great trust between us.

Please Saleem help me if you can as I have not started receiving money from my new job to pay for him a gift. You just do not know how much this would mean to him.

-Dick

Seems like no big deal right? Well Saleem ignores me and hear some more from Jenny. She is wanting me to find a lawyer.

Jenny wrote:

Dear Sir,

Iam still waiting for your reply.

Regard

Jenny

So I still had not heard from Saleem so I sent a couple of emails. One to Jenny and one to Saleem.

me wrote:

Jenny,

I am having trouble finding a lawyer. Please give me time. I thought Saleem would be my lawyer but I have not heard from him.

-Dick

me wrote:

Saleem,

I need to hear back from you. Jenny told me that we cannot move forward without me hiring a lawyer. Do I need to go hire a local one?

-Dick

I finally hear back from Saleem. He sends me this same email twice.

Saleem wrote:

Dear Dick,

United Kingdom lawyer or an attorney from Africa are the best lawyer for this transaction ,its very risky to contact local lawyer yourself as you dont know his level of understanding.

Let me look at the lawyer directory in my chamber i will be able to give you the contact address of the lawyer either UK or Africa. Iam not in the office now as soon as i got to the office i will mail you with the details.

Regard

Saleem

So I am kind of pissed this guy is blowing off my son. That just will not fly.

me wrote:

Sir,

I am a little offended that you have ignored my request to help my son. I think me helping you in this business is enough reason for me to ask you to do me this small favor.

-Dick

Well, Saleem got a little mad at me.

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Listen i don't know why you bring your son into this business, that a whole attorney should go n stand in front of local monument with a sign,it really sound ridiculous.If you want to know me physical i can make myself available to you ok.you dont need to use that kind of trick becuase you are afraid as you dont know me.

If you are not serious about this deal just let me know it is not too late now.

Regard

Saleem

So I figured I would try one more time to get this trophy out of him. I did not want to loose Saleem.

me wrote:

Sir,

This is not a trick. This is for my sons birthday, I promise you that it is no trick. He has a collection of locals holding up his name in front of monuments. Like I said, we could not travel this year due to the loss of my job and I thought it would be a nice birthday present. Sir, if you think I am trying to trick you, and you do not trust me then it might be best to end this deal as you mentioned. Have I given you any reason not to trust me? I have done all that you have asked me to do, even with me being very busy with my new job, to help both of us in this business. I am very sorry if I sound a little mad but you calling my son's collection ridiculous and then trying to accuse me of tricking you does not sit well with me. I am very sorry I ever asked you for a very simple favor.

-Dick

Saleem still held fast and refused to give in. I figure since I am not holding money in front of him he does not feel that he needs to give me anything.

me wrote:

With my age i cannot descend my self so low to have done that,there a lot of present i can buy for child ok. if you need any of my identification i can send you that alright.

I dont even think you are serious becos by now you suppose to have get accross to a lawyer instead of you bla bla over unnessary thing .i dont think you need money ,if you need you will expidite action

salem

So I give in and get back to business.

me wrote:

Sir,

I do not know any other lawyer than you. You said you are a lawyer. Why can you not be my lawyer? How about you at least think about helping you me out. My son's birthday is still a week away.

-Dick

So Saleem finally sends me the email of a lawyer. I have just emailed the lawyer. I think I am soon going to be asked to pay some lawyer fees. Anyway, I am also baiting Saleem from another direction. I am going to leave that out for now unless I get something out of him.

Anyone have an suggestions on how to get a trophy out of this guy? I have a feeling he has been baited before. I think I will be sending the lawyer to S3cur3 Shi3ld but I am not sure right now.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

So I used the lawyer to piss Saleem off.

So first here is what I got back from the lawyer.

lawyer wrote:

Dear Messer R1chard Munch3r,
Iam in receipts of your email ,pls kindly forward your full name, address ,your location and contact telephone number. Once i have all this your name will be registered in my chamber.
As regard the consultation and registration fee my chamber charge $2250.00.
Counting this to be the begining of fruitful transaction between you and my chamber.
Your faithfully
Barrister Ad@m B3ll ( Senior Advocate)

So I respond the the lawyer telling him my information and also this:

me wrote:

As for the fee please contact my business partner Saleem @ [email protected]

Thank You,

The next thing I got was an email from Saleem wanting to know what the lawyer said. Then I got this from the lawyer:

lawyer wrote:

Dear messier,

With reference to your email which i just read now ,please be inform that you are the one that contact me for your service.Remember it is not saleem.

If it is your business partner try as much as possible to get accross to him.The payment has to come from you directly not saleem.

Thank you

Adam

I have to pay? Well Saleem doesn't know that does he?

me wrote:

Sir,

I have contacted the lawyer and he told me that you owe him some kind of fee ($2250). Please contact the lawyer at once about making this payment.

Thanks,

-Dick

Well, needless to say this did not make Saleem very happy.

Saleem wrote:

Dear Richard,

How could you lie that the lawyer say am owing him ?, why are you so Conny in character? .Well its a pity your name had been register with the vault company if not i could have canceled this transaction with you.

Lawyer has the right to charge consultation fee and it is compulsory you have to pay and let me tell you i did not know the lawyer one on one ,i only got his contact through world lawyer directory book in my chamber, so why are you lieing?.

If you are not interested or you are not capable enough let me know so your application can be withdraw.

Good day

Saleem

How did he know I was lieing? hmmm. Time to push for that trophy again.

me wrote:

Have you spoken with the lawyer? I talked with him yesterday and he told me to talk to you about the payment. I am not sure I can come up with this money anyway. I told you that I have been without a job and I am using my new paychecks to cover costs I had when I did not have a job. I would have to borrow this money. Why can you not make this payment? You expect me to pay $2000 when you could not even help me out with my son's birthday present?

-Dick

So me and Saleem go back and forth for a few emails arguing about my trophy. I simply tell him that if he cannot provide a simple picture then the deal was off. So then I hear from the lawyer.

lawyer wrote:

Dear Messeier,

Iam your lawyer and Iam in the best position to get this consignment for you,if you dont want anyone to involve in this business expect you alone it is possible.

What i mean is that if you dont want your business partner to share with you this money it is possible.Just cooperate with me.

I have handle this type of joint business before ,your business partner saleem muhammed will not get any information from me once you gave me the go ahead.its only you i know i did not know anyone.

So be faster with my chamber consultation fee .

Regard

Adaml

Good, I can just cut that dick Saleem out of the deal. Maybe the lawyer will help me with my trophy.

me wrote:

Sir,

I must be honest with you. Saleem has been a very poor business partner. You see, my son's birthday is coming up and I simply asked Saleem if he could help me with a present. Considering the fact that he requires me to invest my money in this transaction, I feel this should not be a big deal. It is very clear to me now what type of person Saleem is. He seems that he is very uneducated and quite stupid. I need someone in a different country to help me with his gift. I do not know anyone in any different countries. I know that you do not care about this but it seems that you are a bright fellow.

I have to go to the bank to borrow this money, but I am very concerned about getting my son his birthday present. You see sir, to me my family is the most important thing. It is much more important than money will ever be. If I can not find someone to help me with this present than I am not sure I want to continue in this transaction. Before I tell you what I need, can you tell me if you will help me or not? If you are able to help me I will have your money to you by tomorrow.

Thanks,

-Dick

We will see where it goes from here.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

Ok, a decent amount has happened since the last update. Instead of posting everything I am just going to give a summary. Pretty much this lad is totally against helping me out with my son's birthday present. He has been trying every angle possible. He has emailed me as the lawyer saying I can cut Saleem out of the deal. He has emailed me as Jenny stating the same. I just have not budged. To try and push things along I introduced a Mr. Charles Soludo into the picture. He is helping my character start in the real estate business. My character has already sent him $500 of the money that he borrowed from the bank for the lawyer. I also contacted the lad from Mr. Soludo's email telling him to back off.

So Saleem sent this to my characters mail. Can someone translate this for me?

Saleem wrote:

EYIN OMO DELTA STATE YI WAHALA YIN TI POJU. IROBO .... MI KUO , OVUWEDORI .... DO........ DO

I asked him what it meant and he told me that it was an error. He is getting mad about me pushing for the picture. Here is what is going on between Saleem and Mr Soludo.

Charles wrote:

RCHRD MNCHR IS MINE. BACKOFF GMAN!!!!! GO BCK N DO U SMLL TME JOBS.

Saleem wrote:

MAD MAN THE MAN BE FBI MAN OOOOOO ............

Charles wrote:

LISTEN GMAN. I ALREADY GET MONI OUT OF AM.

Saleem wrote:

GOOD LUCK

Charles wrote:

WETIN SCRIPT DID U USE ON MAGA?

Saleem wrote:

how much do u collect from richard

Charles wrote:

500USD

Saleem wrote:

wey u dey ... u be nigeria ....... let work together

So now Saleem wants to work together.

More to come...

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

So I am thining about a possible Safari. Would Lagos to Accra be to far?

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:38 pm

^^^

Not at all! But I would try to get him to Benin or Togo first. Those are "temptingly" close to Lagos.

Once he/she gets there, your character can be suddenly forced to vacate the country and relocate to Accra or something.

Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

Depending on how it goes, I am going to see if I can get him to meet up with Mr. Soludo. Not sure the best way to do this yet. Maybe accidently send the lawyer fees to him? Then have Mr. Soludo agree to meet with him to give him the money? Any suggestions?

Master Baiter Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 226

I am setting it up. He is very stubborn. I think I need to find a young lad, this one says he is 58.

Saleem wrote:

I DEY JAM WIT SOME OF MAI GMAN

Charles wrote:

GHANA

I DEY FOR PORTO-NOVO RIGHT NAU THOUGH. I DEY JAM WIT SOME OF MAI GMAN

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