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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:19 am |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:57 am |
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Also, the grass seems to grow in some 45 degree angle down there.
What are these "wheels", anyway? Doesn't look like they are really intended to spin at all. I would say a major slap is indicated. |
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the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:25 pm |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:01 pm |
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Hahaha! I love this. The helmet is wonderful! The cart is... well, amusing! |
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hunterkiller
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Mar 2009
Posts: 107
Location: London, Paris, New York, Rome
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Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:02 pm |
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This is one of the most hilarious baits i've ever read! I think you should add some Pyrotechnics to the deal!! |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:55 pm |
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Fantastic! Way to righten up a Sunday afternoon when the lads seem to be off! |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:08 am |
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Corona wrote: |
What's with the greenery on front of cart? |
Lucky pineapples to ward off oncoming lorries?
I'm afraid this lad needs much education as to what constitutes a wheel. Surely he can flog a couple of bicycles from outside the internet cafe? Tthe bigger the wheels, the faster the terminal velocity and the longer the resulting bandages! |
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Deuzer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 May 2008
Posts: 943
Location: Finland
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:57 am |
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Maybe he is just need some guidance with the design process: http://www.clockshoppe.net/emsbd/Forms/2006_Scottie_Masters.pdf |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:05 pm |
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** TODAY'S EFFORT -- WE HAVE BIG WHEELS **
Okay he's failed once again. At least he has big wheels...
Now for some strange reason he sent me pictures of him with a mud pack on his face and hair rollers??? I have no idea where that came from or why he did that, but it's funny. I can only assume he has finally gone mental.
I have decided to pay him now.
<Click image to enlarge>
I'll run him through a transfer modality, which will fail, then I'll pay the real charity again. Oh, the joy. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:07 pm |
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Great baiting! A lad volunteering to look like an ass is always great |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:14 pm |
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This lad really needs to send a video of the cart in motion. We need to do a speed-rating. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:16 pm |
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He's got enough karts for that demolition derby now!
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mud pack on his face and hair rollers |
WTF? Is that him or one of the nurses?
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This lad really needs to send a video |
I agree. The Nokia N81 he used to take these is capable of 15fps MPEG-4 video. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:20 pm |
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Something tells me that those wheels won't turn even if you'd drag the cart along behind a real car...
They also seem to have a strange habit of building 'tilted' buildings as well as poles, I wonder how those remain standing... |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:52 pm |
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He's even given it a lick of crocodile green paint this time
But seriously, WTDF is that last picture about? |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:16 pm |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:23 pm |
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I second (or third I guess) the motion to demand a video. Tilted images don't prove that it functions. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:24 pm |
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@NN This just gets funnier and funnier with each set of pics this lad sends. |
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anchoviepizza
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Feb 2009
Posts: 45
Location: Earth
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:39 pm |
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Congrats NN on getting yourself such an "eager to get the money" lad. I plan to do a few more straight baits then try for a trophy bait.
These are some of the best trophies I've seen so far on here |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:42 pm |
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Well I have sent more instructions. I've X'd out some parts. I know you all like surprises.
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INSTRUCTIONS:
1. You and your cart must be towed behind a car. All carts start off fast.
Use a rope and tie it to the car and one end to your cart
2. The name of your cart is 'XXXXXXXXXXXXX' - Paint it in big black
letters on the side of your cart
3. You were suppose to cover yourself in XXXXXXXXXX that the children
were going to throw at you
4. Make sure you wear a XXXXXXXXXX when driving your cart
5. This is to done outside in your street
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I've asked for video as well as pictures. Plus he's now dealing with the 'boss' who doesn't take no for an answer. He is scared of the 'boss' character.
Hopefully, 5th time round will prevail, just so I can screw him over again. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:10 am |
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This is up there with the stuntman baits (currently showing on HTtp://scambaiters.TV along with other stuff - or find it in the Video On Demand) in terms of sheer comedy value! Please please please get some video of it and I'll do a grand unveiling of it after NTBS's scambaiting radio show (listen live online on Sundays at 6pm UK time - again see scambaiters.TV for details and links to the podcasts)
Can you see what I did there? I couldn't help it, the mood just took me because you made me giggle so much with that last photo! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:17 am |
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:21 am |
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Wasn't your lad bald? That has to be a woman in the last couple of pics.
Great bait! |
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i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:21 am |
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Oh my lord. I'll join the others in asking just wtf was up with the last two pics?
You have a very special lad there. |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:12 am |
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How on earth is Mr Snotodile going to steer that contraption? Or brake?
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Oh, it's patently obvious now. The MusaCart stops when it runs into something large and immovable. Steering of any kind would cause the braking system to become ineffective. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:31 am |
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It has no steering or brakes. I can't be responsible for his shoddy workmanship. I provided detailed specification for a functioning cart. I have also expressed my views in the safety of his vehicle.
I was going to suggest he seal the cart and fill it with water. Acts as a nice cushion while rumbling down the Apapa Oworonsoki Expressway at 60 kph. |
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