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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:46 pm

SH; perhaps. Brad and his mate Nate are taking the scenic route home - Monday... I think he'll be in Canberra.

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:03 am

While I was away, the lawyer wrote plaintively:

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I am still waiting for your mail with the western union payment details or the payment slip copy itself so that I can proceed into conclusion next week Monday.

In the meantine, I replied to his earlier messages - first the one telling him I was going to send the money:

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It mustve been pianful somehow, I almost had to twist yuor arm to get yuo to sent even that letter, and yuo said there arent any problems, well yuo cuoldve fooled me, Ill get back to you in a moment.

Then the one demanding the MTCN and other details:

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This is what yuo need, its from of 1/36 Alice Springs Northern Territory Australia, and dont yuo do that "if yuo sent it" bulldust, I sent it and yuo can bloody well go and get it, I cant get a scan done as we hit Wodonga only this arvo and just abuot every place with a scanner is shut, anyway yuoll be cool with what yuove got, see yuo later.

I expect an cross response...

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Well did you get any more sig material Yastreb that you are withholding from us? Wink

You know we love the wild rants you get.
Your sig line looks fabulous by the way.
It makes me laugh every time I read it.

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:40 pm

Dramaqueen - we have Lads here who don't work weekends. Nothing for a few days - so I sent them a couple of emails that should get a response.

First the Lawyer Lad:

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Yuove got all the detials yuo need, and yuo still havent picked up the money that I sent, so what the bloody hell are yuo wiating for, Christmas, Im not happy with yuo, just get yuor bloody arse into gaer!

Then to the Banker Lad, ccing the Lawyer:

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I dont know how yuo choose yuor lawyers, Mr U0mar may not be a total tosser like B0ndu, but he still hasnt picked up the money I sent last week, its there and hes diong nothing to get it, cuold yuo plaese tell him to get a bloody move on, these things dont happen by themselves yuo know, I hope to haer from yuo when were back from looking aruond Canberra.

Here's hoping...

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:01 am

Nothing in my inbox from those guys after I got back on the weekend... so I decided to poke the hive a bit.

First a smug note to the Banker Lad:

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Just a qiuck note to tell yuo that Mr U0mar didnt see things yuor way, at laest not when it was all siad and done, he actaully sent me a proper letter explianing what the fee was for, seems he saw sense, and all you cuold do is bluster abuot how things arent done in yuor cuontry and what I had to do.
Well, I think yuo owe me an apology all the energy yuo put into insulting me, Mr U0mar sent me the letter so I sent him the money, and whos the dill here, Ill give yuo a cleu, it isnt me, yuo think abuot it.

Then to the Lawyer Lad:

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Yuove got all the detials yuo need, and yuo still havent picked up the money that I sent, so what the bloody hell are yuo wiating for, Christmas, Im not happy with yuo, just get yuor bloody arse into gaer!

Nothing.

Next day, the Banker Lad again:

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I dont know how yuo choose yuor lawyers, Mr U0mar may not be a total tosser like B0ndu, but he still hasnt picked up the money I sent last week, its there and hes diong nothing to get it, cuold yuo plaese tell him to get a bloody move on, these things dont happen by themselves yuo know, I hope to haer from yuo when were back from looking aruond Canberra.

But no - I have to stir up the Lawyer Lad some more!

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What the bloody hell are yuo playing at, it still hasn't been collected, yuod better have a bloody good excuse becuase I cant think of one, just get on with it, shit a brick this is giong on like a clowns parade.

At last!

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What kind of stupid jack are talking about. If you don't know what is called western union money transfer control numbers(MTCN), you scan/attach and send to me the western union payment slip or you carry your dead smelling corpse back to the western union and enquire for the details from them. Don't you ever write me again if you fail get the details.

This is going to take some time to respond to...

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Ut oh, it's not your fault they didn't tell you that you needed those numbers or that paper.

Gosh you can't please that fool.

I'm sure he will be a dead smelling corpse by the time he gets that money. Wink

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:09 pm

Forgot to mention - at the time I sent the Lawyer Lad the "clowns parade" message, I also fired off one to the Widow Lady:

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Is everything OK, good greif its been naerly a fortnight, plaese update me, its been a bloody nightmare, these lawyers are no damn good, when theyre not bieng complete pricks theyre bieng the kind of dickhaeds who cant find thier own dongers withuot a map, this is a rael stuffup beleive yuo me, plaese tell me how Ken is.

OK - back to the present - this reply to his corpse email ain't about to improve his mood:

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I know exactly what the MTCN is thank yuo very much, and its got nothing to do with yuo, yuove got my detials and thats all yuo need, I dont know what it is with yuo poeple and daed bodeis, B0ndu siad pretty much the same, if yuore a bloody necrophile it deosnt raelly matter to me but yuove got a rael attitude problem mate, see to it before somoene clocks yuo one, now get that money and dont bother writing back until yuo do.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:47 pm

I'm glad you have found a lad who doesn't mind insults. That "clowns parade" comment really got under his skin. Tell him you don't like his foolish juggling act. He must have hated the circus when he was a kid. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:50 am

Good job, Yastreb!

Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:00 pm

I had to stir the pot a bit more - so the Banker Lad got this yesterday:

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K4m4r4 U0mar hasn't picked up the money that I sent him, I dont know why, and Mrs D4ku hasnt answered my emials, Im worreid, plaese see that shes OK, Im worreid abuot her and Ken and raelly pissed off at that tosser U0mar.

And today I get this:

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Please this a banking firm with lots of customers to attend to. Why are you complaing that Barrister K4m4r4 refuses to pick the money and that Mrs D4ku has not communicated with when you found it interesting making jokes. How can you be saying that you sen,t money when you did not send an y money.Did you forget we as a bank are involved? You did not send any money and if you did sent money, why are you finding it difficult to send the MTCN, the sender's name and address for the lawyer to pick and proceed to high court for the warrant of transfer legal affidavit of trust. I though that you are a serious person but not knowing that you were not just like Barrister K0j0 B0ndu said.I have so many int'l transfers to make from my office and as a matter of fact, I need a full concentration so that I don't make mistake. I therefore tell you that if you are not ready to prove that you sent it by sending the western unuion MTCN,sender's name and address, you please stop wasting my time ok.

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:17 pm

Well, I replied thus:

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I was not complianing abuot J0y D4ku, I was saying that I was worreid yuo selfish git, shes not answering my emials and Im faering the worst so I asked for some help and all I get is some stupid whinge from yuo, well it aint all abuot yuo is it mate!?
Yuo cant say I didnt send money when I did, the fact that yuore a bank deosnt maen a feotid dingos kidney to me mate, yuo aint Western Unoin so yuo have bugger all input into what they do, stop pretending that yuo do becuase yuo suond like a total dickhaed when yuo do that. As I told that dingbat U0mar, he deosnt need the MTCN to pick up the money, says right there on the form I filled in, he knows my detials, I dont know why hes bieng such a dufus over something simple.
Anyway, yuo can refuse to answer me I geuss, but until J0y D4ku says otherwise Im in this, so dont write me off yet sunshine.

And the Banker Lad's return shot makes it three for three in the Necrophile Motif stakes (emphasis added):

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You a common dead corpse.Don't even think that you can receive a word from Joy Daku because she have already known that you are a stupid idiot not good to be having air but to die on bunch of suffering.Big Fool.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:12 am

Great! Yastreb got called a "common dead corpse." Such a cool insult. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:35 am

Couldn't let that pass...

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I dont know what it is abuot yuo poeple in Cote Diviore, yuore all obsessed with daed bodeis, thats just perverted, yuore all like a bunch of stupid spioled kids who chuck a snit if things dont go yuor way, mate that wuold explian why J0y D4ku wanted to come to Australia, at laest were not bloody immature necrophile corpse-loving brats like yuo lot. I geuss if yuo told J0y D4ku a lot of bullshit and piosoned her mind agianst me, thats too bad, yuore no better than maggots and cockraoches.

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:15 am

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