Nurse & Reptile Lad - ON SAFARI! Audio pg7

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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:14 pm

He is between a rock and a hard head. Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:28 pm

scamming lad, to the nicest, Nastiest Nurse wrote:

PLEASE SIR...

You do like making your pets beg, don't you? Wink

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:18 pm

NN wrote:

He will tell me that you didn't even try

I would much rather you be honest with him for a change.

Tell him your boss (that's us lot who have to put up with your mod'ing in case you didn't realise) spat coffee all over his desk at the rediculous sight you were forced to present him with. After pounding his head on the table in frustation he then broke down and wept at the pathetic sight before giving way to a sad laughter, emotionally overcome by the ineptitude of it all and not knowing what else to.

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:25 pm

Damn you callum... That cost me my keyboard (which will be expensive to replace, as the keyboard is kind of permanently attached to the rest of the laptop) and my cup of coffee (which will be less expensive to replace)

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

You could also threaten to sic your attorney, one William J. P3nfold after him. Very Happy

I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm kinda curious to see just how well his feet work as brakes if he's doing 40 mph and pulled behind a car.

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:50 pm

^^^

Quote:

I USED MY FEET AS BREAK

I think they'd break quite well.

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:56 pm

It was exactly 11:40PM Lagos time when I woke my lad up and got him out of bed. I wish I could have recorded the conversation. Anyway, I ripped him apart on the phone and told him how disappointed I was with his efforts. He begged me to reconsider, to which I scoffed, said 'bullshit', and proceeded to tear his pathetic efforts to pieces. I was yelling by this point and he kept trying to interrupt me. So I told him that we were canceling his account and told him to email me because I refused to spend one more cent on him.

If he decides to do better, I will make him wear that bloody watermelon helmet!

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:44 am

^^^Yeah, the watermelon helmet! Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:07 pm

I have enjoyed reading through this superlatively amusing bait, NN.

I love the efforts and the hoops the scammer has had to jump through, only to have the big money slip out of his fingertips just at the very last moment (despite his very hard work), and (irony of ironies) seemingly go to the charity he was pretending to be from.

Yet he is still hooked and putting up some sort of effort for one last payment...

I dips me lid to you. Smile

(PS the "cart" reminds me of the children's scooter that Michael J Fox borrowed in Back to the Future (I), and turned into a "skateboard"... I wonder if you could use that to get him to hang on to the back of a "manure truck" whilst riding along on his cart?) Smile

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:21 pm

Thanks Ted.

Well you'll be happy to know that after my last email to him, the one where I tore his efforts to bits. The little gem fell in the box.

Quote:

PLEASE
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU TOLD ME THAT IT'S A FUN PURPOSE SO I MADE WHEELS OUT OF A FILTER TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S FUN

PLEASE I WANT YOU TO PLEASE GIVE SOME MORE TIME I WILL HAVE TO RUSH OUT WITH SOMETHING BETTER

PLEASE AND PLEASE WE ARE GRATEFUL FOR ALL YOU HAVE DONE FOR US

PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT TO YOUR BOSS I WOULD NOT WANT HIM TO GET ANGRY WITH ME

PLEASE I WILL START RIGHT AWAY TO BUILD WHAT YOU WILL LIKE

GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU UNDERSTAND

Hopefully round 4 will provide a much better effort. I am so disappointed when a fake charity scammer can't humiliate himself... any more than this one already has. Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:08 pm

Man, the things people would do for "charity". Brilliant work!

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:42 am

Quote:

PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT TO YOUR BOSS I WOULD NOT WANT HIM TO GET ANGRY WITH ME

Oops. I told you not to do that Nursey! Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:04 am

brilliant

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:17 am

Get him to send you his watch. Looks like a good one.

Very Happy

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Quote:

I MADE WHEELS OUT OF A FILTER TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S FUN

Yes we understand silly mugu, it would be fun to see you pulled behind a car on your scooter and your oil filters fly off.
Fun,Fun,Fun... Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Looks like fun to me. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:23 pm

How excellent. He's gone to all the trouble to make several large modifications to his skateboard and constructed an actual soapbox derby downhill go-cart.

New modified and improved streamlined design by Mu$a! It's painted green, but has no teeth as requested. The cart also isn't named.

However, he did take my suggestion of having to wear a melon on his head, and has roped in his extend family again. I've blurred all the innocent children who have this role-model parent or relative to look up too.

Here we have Mu$a going downhill at full speed. At least he is wearing a helmet for safety, and is covered in flour.

My boss will be so disappointed that he will decide to call Mu$a House. Oops, where is the number? That's alright the number is on their real website. He'll find it and have a chat with the real Mr.Mu$a... oh dear. After all the fake Mu$a efforts, to lose it now. How devastating. Laughing

I also believe he is dressed in his pajamas. Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:53 pm

Great pics NN! The melon helmet looks very safe, so he should wear it when driving the cart for maximum safety. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:54 pm

Haven't they invented wheels there yet? Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:58 pm

Is he actually moving or has the photographer just tilted the camera? There is exactly same piece of rubbish in both pictures and it looks that he isn't advancing very fast.

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:06 pm

Bet you an MTCN that cart doesn't roll...those wheels look rather unlike wheels to me, and the rubbish in the background ... he must be taking you for a ride...

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:08 pm

Deuzer and MBL are right, but it's worse - the cart isn't moving at all. Not only is that identical piece of rubbish in exactly the same place, but the wheels - if we can call them wheels - haven't turned at all; and given that the time-stamp on both pix is 11:29, he can't claim that the pix are of different runs.

How pathetic! He's not even trying!

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:25 pm

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:47 am

What's with the greenery on front of cart? clapping

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:12 am

I believe it was the tops off pineapples. I had to think up some silly reason for him to wear a melon helmet. So I added fruit to the modality. Laughing

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