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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:28 pm |
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scamming lad, to the nicest, Nastiest Nurse wrote: |
PLEASE SIR... |
You do like making your pets beg, don't you? |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:18 pm |
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NN wrote: |
He will tell me that you didn't even try |
I would much rather you be honest with him for a change.
Tell him your boss (that's us lot who have to put up with your mod'ing in case you didn't realise) spat coffee all over his desk at the rediculous sight you were forced to present him with. After pounding his head on the table in frustation he then broke down and wept at the pathetic sight before giving way to a sad laughter, emotionally overcome by the ineptitude of it all and not knowing what else to. |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:25 pm |
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Damn you callum... That cost me my keyboard (which will be expensive to replace, as the keyboard is kind of permanently attached to the rest of the laptop) and my cup of coffee (which will be less expensive to replace) |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:25 pm |
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You could also threaten to sic your attorney, one William J. P3nfold after him.
I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm kinda curious to see just how well his feet work as brakes if he's doing 40 mph and pulled behind a car. |
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Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
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PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
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Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:50 pm |
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I USED MY FEET AS BREAK |
I think they'd break quite well. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:56 pm |
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It was exactly 11:40PM Lagos time when I woke my lad up and got him out of bed. I wish I could have recorded the conversation. Anyway, I ripped him apart on the phone and told him how disappointed I was with his efforts. He begged me to reconsider, to which I scoffed, said 'bullshit', and proceeded to tear his pathetic efforts to pieces. I was yelling by this point and he kept trying to interrupt me. So I told him that we were canceling his account and told him to email me because I refused to spend one more cent on him.
If he decides to do better, I will make him wear that bloody watermelon helmet! |
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:44 am |
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Ted Bullpit
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 192
Location: Wombat Crescent
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Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:07 pm |
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I have enjoyed reading through this superlatively amusing bait, NN.
I love the efforts and the hoops the scammer has had to jump through, only to have the big money slip out of his fingertips just at the very last moment (despite his very hard work), and (irony of ironies) seemingly go to the charity he was pretending to be from.
Yet he is still hooked and putting up some sort of effort for one last payment...
I dips me lid to you.
(PS the "cart" reminds me of the children's scooter that Michael J Fox borrowed in Back to the Future (I), and turned into a "skateboard"... I wonder if you could use that to get him to hang on to the back of a "manure truck" whilst riding along on his cart?) |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:21 pm |
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Thanks Ted.
Well you'll be happy to know that after my last email to him, the one where I tore his efforts to bits. The little gem fell in the box.
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PLEASE
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU TOLD ME THAT IT'S A FUN PURPOSE SO I MADE WHEELS OUT OF A FILTER TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S FUN
PLEASE I WANT YOU TO PLEASE GIVE SOME MORE TIME I WILL HAVE TO RUSH OUT WITH SOMETHING BETTER
PLEASE AND PLEASE WE ARE GRATEFUL FOR ALL YOU HAVE DONE FOR US
PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT TO YOUR BOSS I WOULD NOT WANT HIM TO GET ANGRY WITH ME
PLEASE I WILL START RIGHT AWAY TO BUILD WHAT YOU WILL LIKE
GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU UNDERSTAND |
Hopefully round 4 will provide a much better effort. I am so disappointed when a fake charity scammer can't humiliate himself... any more than this one already has. |
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misslavey
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Joined: 18 Mar 2009
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Location: Your moms box
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Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:08 pm |
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Man, the things people would do for "charity". Brilliant work! |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
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Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:42 am |
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PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT TO YOUR BOSS I WOULD NOT WANT HIM TO GET ANGRY WITH ME |
Oops. I told you not to do that Nursey! |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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pippin
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Joined: 21 Mar 2009
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Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:04 am |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
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Location: Cornwall, UK
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Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:17 am |
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Get him to send you his watch. Looks like a good one.
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
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Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:03 pm |
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I MADE WHEELS OUT OF A FILTER TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S FUN |
Yes we understand silly mugu, it would be fun to see you pulled behind a car on your scooter and your oil filters fly off.
Fun,Fun,Fun... |
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Jayhawk
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Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:21 pm |
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Looks like fun to me. |
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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
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Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:23 pm |
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How excellent. He's gone to all the trouble to make several large modifications to his skateboard and constructed an actual soapbox derby downhill go-cart.
New modified and improved streamlined design by Mu$a! It's painted green, but has no teeth as requested. The cart also isn't named.
However, he did take my suggestion of having to wear a melon on his head, and has roped in his extend family again. I've blurred all the innocent children who have this role-model parent or relative to look up too.
Here we have Mu$a going downhill at full speed. At least he is wearing a helmet for safety, and is covered in flour.
My boss will be so disappointed that he will decide to call Mu$a House. Oops, where is the number? That's alright the number is on their real website. He'll find it and have a chat with the real Mr.Mu$a... oh dear. After all the fake Mu$a efforts, to lose it now. How devastating.
I also believe he is dressed in his pajamas. |
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Deuzer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 May 2008
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Location: Finland
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Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:53 pm |
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Great pics NN! The melon helmet looks very safe, so he should wear it when driving the cart for maximum safety. |
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Just Jane
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Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:54 pm |
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Haven't they invented wheels there yet? |
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Deuzer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 May 2008
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Location: Finland
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Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:58 pm |
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Is he actually moving or has the photographer just tilted the camera? There is exactly same piece of rubbish in both pictures and it looks that he isn't advancing very fast. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:06 pm |
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Bet you an MTCN that cart doesn't roll...those wheels look rather unlike wheels to me, and the rubbish in the background ... he must be taking you for a ride... |
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:08 pm |
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Deuzer and MBL are right, but it's worse - the cart isn't moving at all. Not only is that identical piece of rubbish in exactly the same place, but the wheels - if we can call them wheels - haven't turned at all; and given that the time-stamp on both pix is 11:29, he can't claim that the pix are of different runs.
How pathetic! He's not even trying! |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
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Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:25 pm |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
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Corona
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Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:47 am |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
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Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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